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Offline Solaine

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #400 on: July 01, 2009, 07:39:57 AM »
Jedi, what did I tell you about sleeping with the light sabre?  I've had it!  *stamps foot in frustration* Take your precious light sabre and find someone else who enjoys being sliced and diced in bed!

Offline Chevalier des Poissons

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #401 on: July 01, 2009, 07:42:08 AM »
How come I can't eat your kittens? It is all over between us!

Online PaleEnchantress

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #402 on: July 02, 2009, 02:53:24 PM »
I thought I could deal with it but i can't. Your body hair is so intense I feel like im sleeping with a gorilla. I asked you to wax and you refuse, so now you can be as hairy as you want sleeping alone.

Offline Tachi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #403 on: July 02, 2009, 03:24:34 PM »
Sorry, but you're just too dominating--I need to breathe!

Offline Transgirlenstein

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #404 on: July 03, 2009, 06:05:29 AM »
I'm sorry but your just not dominating enough for me.  I need someone to take control ;)

Online PaleEnchantress

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #405 on: July 03, 2009, 12:07:19 PM »
The whole Lilith thing your avatar had going on was pretty sexy I admit. However I went to a straight camp and got saved.

Offline Greg MD

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #406 on: July 03, 2009, 12:59:21 PM »
You went to a straight camp?

What the heck?? I thought we were going to try a threesome with another woman! I'm through.

Offline Solaine

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #407 on: July 03, 2009, 01:13:09 PM »
Doctor, your bedside manner leaves a great deal to be desired! I'm going to find another doctor! *leaves in a huff*

Offline Tachi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #408 on: July 03, 2009, 02:38:24 PM »
Sorry, but I'm just not into women.

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #409 on: July 08, 2009, 11:53:50 AM »
I understand that I should try and be more accepting in this relationship, but I can't just take it anymore.  Every single night, I am left alone, crying and unfulfilled as you go out to the bars by yourself.  At first, I was in denial, but I can't hide from it anymore.  The strange hairs....boxers that aren't yours....and how you don't even like to kiss me.  I'm sorry, but I just need to be with a straight male...

Trust me.....it's not me.....it's you.... ;)

Offline Chevalier des Poissons

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #410 on: July 08, 2009, 12:53:58 PM »
Sorry, Lady Annabelle, but you are too quiet. Sometimes I feel like I am talking to a tree.

Offline Greg MD

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #411 on: July 08, 2009, 01:00:38 PM »
(For the record the Lady above is not quiet for long  ;) )

BS...dude, there's no better way to put this---I'm scared for my life around you. Every time you wanna get it on with me, you morph into angry Battle Shambler mode...don't hurt me, but, it's over!

Online PaleEnchantress

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #412 on: July 08, 2009, 02:50:59 PM »
You tried to Dom me, I told you I don't switch, it's over....

Offline Soran

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #413 on: July 10, 2009, 09:40:47 AM »
Sweet heart, you promised me handcuffs and got me duct tape...I'm sorry, but it's just over.....

Offline ShrowdedPoet

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #414 on: July 10, 2009, 11:42:54 AM »
You, well, all that armour just makes you so hard.  I need someone with a soft side.  It's over!

Offline Chevalier des Poissons

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #415 on: July 10, 2009, 11:46:15 AM »
SP, we have everything in common, seriously. But I can't do neckro. You deserve someone who is able to do such.

Offline ShrowdedPoet

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #416 on: July 10, 2009, 11:48:03 AM »
Neckro?  I'm not dead!  Is that what you've thought of me this entire time?  It is SOOO over!!!!  *slams door in your face*

Offline Fertile Myrtle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #417 on: July 10, 2009, 10:37:17 PM »
You mean you're NOT dead? We are so over.

Offline TheWriter

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #418 on: July 10, 2009, 11:02:23 PM »
You mean you're NOT dead? We are so over.
I'm sorry, but I've met someone else, we just click better.  I mean, all I have to do is turn on my knickers melt off.  We can still be friends, though, right..?
« Last Edit: July 10, 2009, 11:05:59 PM by TheWriter »

Offline Fertile Myrtle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #419 on: July 10, 2009, 11:11:57 PM »
No, we can't. It's your attitude that apart.

Offline Soran

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #420 on: July 11, 2009, 06:22:13 AM »
I'm sorry, but it's these pokemon or me..and I already know your answer... *slams door*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #421 on: July 11, 2009, 10:37:05 AM »
You again?  I said we're done!

Offline Soran

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #422 on: July 11, 2009, 12:36:14 PM »
Too right we are!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #423 on: July 11, 2009, 02:19:43 PM »
I'm sick and tired of you going out on a crusade with the boys everynight. Would it kill you to come home on time once in a while without stinking like turk entrails? And you never pick up your dirty laundry, and you know I hate stubbing my toe on your bloodstained chain mail.   

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #424 on: July 12, 2009, 12:21:32 PM »
You cold hearted bitch from hell , i have found a better lay then you , So if you can take your foul mouth slut ways right out my door ...