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Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #425 on: July 12, 2009, 12:25:20 PM »
I am sorry but your just to small.  It won't work.

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #426 on: July 12, 2009, 12:41:28 PM »
I'm sorry i don't screw dead people and i'm to pure for you

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #427 on: July 12, 2009, 02:21:50 PM »
I'm no longer entertained by your pathetic attempts to please me. I've poisoned your flower garden and let loose several hungry tarantulas, so I suggest you get out. Fast.

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #428 on: July 12, 2009, 02:24:41 PM »
(lol good one)

Eden I am sorry love but your to plain Jane for me.  Hit send on cell not bothering to do it face to face.

Offline PaleEnchantress

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #429 on: July 12, 2009, 11:27:04 PM »
I saw that body and I just had to have it. When I saw that you had nothing between your legs though.......    I feel cheated. It's over. And I'm taking your clone with me!

Offline Rykia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #430 on: July 13, 2009, 01:27:05 AM »
I'm being having an affair...-Points to the skull next to her.- You aren't as good as him.

Offline Fertile Myrtle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #431 on: July 13, 2009, 01:28:25 AM »
Frankly my dear, I just don't give a damn.

Online Doomsday

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #432 on: July 13, 2009, 01:40:50 AM »
http://www.wonderbread.co.cc/myshit/Poke/Puns/raep.jpg

And the Ariel avatar was funnier, deary :(

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #433 on: July 13, 2009, 02:01:45 AM »
You give your hair more attention that you give me! its over!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #434 on: July 13, 2009, 02:39:34 AM »
Blond is beautiful... *gives Andy another bump on his head*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #435 on: July 13, 2009, 02:43:06 AM »
I cannot stand your feet. Your gorgeous otherwise, but...your toenails flake off in bed, the bones poke out in odd and ugly ways and they smell like last month's curry. I'm going to let you keep the house - each time I take a step I get stabbed by one of your flaked nails...   

Offline Mnemaxa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #436 on: July 13, 2009, 02:51:55 AM »
I'm sorry...I just can't take it anymore....the bone saw, the chains, the whips....and yesterday, YESTERDAY!, you chewed up my favorite hammer!

No more, I tell you!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #437 on: July 13, 2009, 02:57:48 AM »
O.O

I...

I...

Well, I hate that statue of the squid-faced thing you tie me to in undignified manners! And its worse when you invite your friends over to chant and watch as I try to gnaw my way free - AND THEN! As if that isn't enough,you stab me! Ruin my good shirts!

And what do I get after all that? A 'Where's my dinner?' 'Bring me a beer' 'Summon the Deep Ones' - not a sorry, not a finger lifted to help clean up all the blood, and your friends? They need to wash more often. They reek of fish.

Offline Transgirlenstein

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #438 on: July 13, 2009, 05:58:07 AM »
I'm sorry but if I have to choose between you and my almighty not dead but dreaming squid faced god, then Cthulhu wins each and everytime.  You just don't have enough tentacles to satisfy me...and have you seen his dreams?  Don't want to piss off something like that!

Ia Cthulhu fthaghn!

Offline NekoBoy89

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #439 on: July 13, 2009, 08:52:51 AM »
I`m sorry but your fetish for squids is just a little to much for me, it is great and all that...but your just to creepy for me. I`m more of a cat person.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #440 on: July 13, 2009, 09:17:18 AM »
Youre allways too damn happy!

Offline Transgirlenstein

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #441 on: July 13, 2009, 09:49:12 AM »
You cough up too many hairballs..


AND FOR THAT GREAT CTHULHU WILL DEVOUR YOU!

Offline Scott

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #442 on: July 13, 2009, 10:06:00 AM »
I'm sorry, but it's the bringing the snake in bed with us that's not working for me...   

Offline Transgirlenstein

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #443 on: July 13, 2009, 10:09:53 AM »
I'm sorry but the snake is ssoooooo good at what it does.  So it's you or the snake and the snake wins every time.

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #444 on: July 14, 2009, 02:12:10 AM »
By the way I killed your snake and gave it to my pet alligator ...

Offline Aiden

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #445 on: July 14, 2009, 02:13:57 AM »
I loved how you let me sprinkle you with my Pixie dust...but I was hoping you would fly away after that.

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #446 on: July 14, 2009, 02:17:47 AM »
I'm sorry my dildo gave me more fun then your little cock. At least I can put him away when I'm done

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #447 on: July 14, 2009, 02:20:05 AM »
Your wings give my inner thighs friction burn, so I glued them together as you slept.

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #448 on: July 19, 2009, 09:29:18 PM »
You care more about your collection of Effing Awesome Things than you do about me.  I don't want to be second in your life.  How could do this to me?!?!?!  You can take your coffin back!  We are through!

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #449 on: July 20, 2009, 01:09:53 AM »
I'm sorry I rather make love to my dog then be with you ..