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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2016, 02:28:50 PM »
Where there is a will ,  there is a family argument.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2016, 02:31:14 PM »
If at first you don't succeed, nuke 'em from orbit.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2016, 02:54:16 PM »
What goes up,  must be able to fly.

Offline OreoTopic starter

Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2016, 11:48:52 AM »
A good man is hard to find, except by a friend in need.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2016, 05:37:11 PM »
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is very good to find.  :P

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2016, 05:46:05 PM »
A man with a hammer sees every problem as an opportunity knocking.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2016, 05:48:48 PM »
You'll only grasp what a hammer really is when it's broken into pieces

(attributed to philosopher Martin Heidegger)

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2016, 09:22:25 PM »
She said she would always be there to pick up the pieces... she didn't tell me she would be the one breaking everything.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2016, 09:27:50 PM »
The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but not if its on a cart in front of a horse.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2016, 10:03:40 PM »
The tooth of time, that cureth every wound, shall gather no rolling moss.  ::)

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2016, 11:03:38 PM »
The early bird knows how to dig into the loophole.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2016, 11:09:01 PM »
a stitch in time favors the bold

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2016, 11:16:00 PM »
Beware of the Day of Doom, when people will go down into their graves up in smoke.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2016, 11:22:41 PM »
when the going gets tough, the squeaky wheel gets the grease

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2016, 11:25:50 PM »
A man's gotta do what he shoots from the hip.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #40 on: June 15, 2016, 11:27:46 PM »
hope for the best but don't throw stones

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #41 on: June 15, 2016, 11:28:57 PM »
Empty barrels make the most rumble, but a man in a barrel going down Niagara Falls will silence the crowd...

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #42 on: June 15, 2016, 11:46:29 PM »
god helps those who help themselves, so you can't always get what you want

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #43 on: June 15, 2016, 11:53:14 PM »
When the cop pooped in the woods it came as no surprise to the bear.

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« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2016, 11:59:00 PM »
if it ain't broke, spoil the broth

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #45 on: June 16, 2016, 12:01:17 AM »
When the cat's away he's probably leading a horse to water.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #46 on: June 16, 2016, 12:06:02 AM »
Walk a mile in my skirt and heels, she said, and you will learn how to watch your steps.
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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #47 on: June 16, 2016, 12:06:40 AM »
beggers can't be an island

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« Reply #48 on: June 16, 2016, 12:12:10 AM »
A cleavage is the only thing that you can both look up to and look down upon

(ironic caption for a party pic snapped at a student ball in my college days. The picture showed two not very tall girls in party dresses flanked by two considerably taller guys in tail suits)

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #49 on: June 16, 2016, 12:14:49 AM »
don't bite the hand that speaks louder than words