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Miscellany

#25
June 13, 2016, 02:28:50 PM
Where there is a will ,  there is a family argument.

★ You see there's no real ending , this is only the beginning. Come Out And Play. ★
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HannibalBarca

#26
June 13, 2016, 02:31:14 PM
If at first you don't succeed, nuke 'em from orbit.
“Those who lack drama in their
lives strive to invent it.”   ― Terry Masters
"It is only when we place hurdles too high to jump
before our characters, that they learn how to fly."  --  Me
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Miscellany

#27
June 13, 2016, 02:54:16 PM
What goes up,  must be able to fly.

★ You see there's no real ending , this is only the beginning. Come Out And Play. ★
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Oreo

#28
June 14, 2016, 11:48:52 AM
A good man is hard to find, except by a friend in need.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

gaggedLouise

#29
June 14, 2016, 05:37:11 PM
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is very good to find.  :P

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Oreo

#30
June 14, 2016, 05:46:05 PM
A man with a hammer sees every problem as an opportunity knocking.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

gaggedLouise

#31
June 14, 2016, 05:48:48 PM
You'll only grasp what a hammer really is when it's broken into pieces

(attributed to philosopher Martin Heidegger)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

dblkrose

#32
June 15, 2016, 09:22:25 PM
She said she would always be there to pick up the pieces... she didn't tell me she would be the one breaking everything.
"Why do Roses have Thorns... to remind you that somethings, no matter how beautiful, are not to be touched without a little sacrifice..."

-D

RampantDesires

#33
June 15, 2016, 09:27:50 PM
The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but not if its on a cart in front of a horse.

They say best men are moulded out of faults, and, for the most part, become much more the better for being a little bad...
Absences 11/10 ≈ Blindfolds ≈ Requests ≈  On's and Offs
<THIS SPACE PRETTIFIED SOON>
Tentatively Open to a few more 1v1's but also come write with me in Grey Matters--->

gaggedLouise

#34
June 15, 2016, 10:03:40 PM
The tooth of time, that cureth every wound, shall gather no rolling moss.  ::)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

gaggedLouise

#35
June 15, 2016, 11:03:38 PM
The early bird knows how to dig into the loophole.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#36
June 15, 2016, 11:09:01 PM
a stitch in time favors the bold
⊰ o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a ⊱

gaggedLouise

#37
June 15, 2016, 11:16:00 PM
Beware of the Day of Doom, when people will go down into their graves up in smoke.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#38
June 15, 2016, 11:22:41 PM
when the going gets tough, the squeaky wheel gets the grease
⊰ o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a ⊱

gaggedLouise

#39
June 15, 2016, 11:25:50 PM
A man's gotta do what he shoots from the hip.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#40
June 15, 2016, 11:27:46 PM
hope for the best but don't throw stones
⊰ o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a ⊱

gaggedLouise

#41
June 15, 2016, 11:28:57 PM
Empty barrels make the most rumble, but a man in a barrel going down Niagara Falls will silence the crowd...

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#42
June 15, 2016, 11:46:29 PM
god helps those who help themselves, so you can't always get what you want
⊰ o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a ⊱

gaggedLouise

#43
June 15, 2016, 11:53:14 PM
When the cop pooped in the woods it came as no surprise to the bear.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#44
June 15, 2016, 11:59:00 PM
if it ain't broke, spoil the broth
⊰ o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a ⊱

RampantDesires

#45
June 16, 2016, 12:01:17 AM
When the cat's away he's probably leading a horse to water.

They say best men are moulded out of faults, and, for the most part, become much more the better for being a little bad...
Absences 11/10 ≈ Blindfolds ≈ Requests ≈  On's and Offs
<THIS SPACE PRETTIFIED SOON>
Tentatively Open to a few more 1v1's but also come write with me in Grey Matters--->

gaggedLouise

#46
June 16, 2016, 12:06:02 AM Last Edit: June 16, 2016, 12:07:27 AM by gaggedLouise
Walk a mile in my skirt and heels, she said, and you will learn how to watch your steps.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#47
June 16, 2016, 12:06:40 AM
beggers can't be an island
⊰ o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a ⊱

gaggedLouise

#48
June 16, 2016, 12:12:10 AM
A cleavage is the only thing that you can both look up to and look down upon

(ironic caption for a party pic snapped at a student ball in my college days. The picture showed two not very tall girls in party dresses flanked by two considerably taller guys in tail suits)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#49
June 16, 2016, 12:14:49 AM
don't bite the hand that speaks louder than words
⊰ o/o ⊱ ☯ ⊰ a/a ⊱
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