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Offline OreoTopic starter

Perverb Parodies
« on: January 13, 2016, 05:56:21 PM »


What perverb can you create?

This one has been twisted in my mind since I was a kid. I always got it mixed up with the proper one.

Nature is the mother of invention.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2016, 09:41:14 AM »
You cannot wake a person who is pretending to be asleep, so let sleeping dogs lie.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2016, 09:59:21 AM »
My silver lining almost always has a cloud.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2016, 06:24:51 AM »
I don't give a hill of beans for all the tea in China.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2016, 06:49:51 AM »
Tossing a grain of salt over ones shoulder might hit an early bird in the eye.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2016, 07:33:11 AM »
When life gives you lemons, discard them and ask why it didn't give you better fruit.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2016, 08:14:17 AM »
OhMahGerd, after that I have to quote BeMi's custom title:

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2016, 08:29:18 PM »
If you don't know where you're going, tell me; I forget.

Where there is love, turn your face to the sun.


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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2016, 08:52:22 PM »
Too many cooks spoil the cake you can't have.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2016, 07:02:32 AM »
Turn the other cheek, then fart really loudly

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2016, 03:35:20 PM »
Looking a gift horse in the mouth may result in getting the hand that does the feeding bit.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2016, 03:22:23 AM »
Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2016, 07:11:17 PM »
If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, beware of lots of bullsquat

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2016, 07:14:53 PM »
A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2016, 07:18:52 PM »
If life hands you lemons, you'd better have some sugar and water, else your lemonade is gonna suck.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2016, 02:46:40 AM »
Haste makes good things come to he who hesitates like the present.

(So many conflicting proverbs about doing things now and being patient!)

Two heads are better than the other side of the hill...but you can't get the early bird to drink.

A stitch in time saves your balls hanging out of your pants.

Necessity is the mother of some dumb bastard.

If you want something done right, discretion is the better part of another man's treasure.

All good things must bite the hand that's mightier than the sword.

Fortune favors the people who live in glass houses.
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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2016, 04:28:37 AM »
Why finish it now if you can just finish it tommorrow instead?

There is limit to brilliance, but there is no limit to stupidity

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2016, 01:59:01 PM »
Do unto others, as all's fair in love and war.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2016, 02:05:12 PM »
Time only makes old wounds hurt more.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2016, 02:08:49 PM »
When the going gets tough do as the Romans do.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2016, 02:13:30 PM »
(Would that be conquer everyone, then have a massive orgy afterwards?)

If life gives you lemons, punch it in the dick until it surrenders.
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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2016, 02:17:06 PM »
Let the chips fall where they can easily be cleaned up.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2016, 02:19:57 PM »
Too many cooks fuck things up like nobody's business.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2016, 02:21:17 PM »
A problem shared, is a problem that annoys more than one person.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2016, 02:24:48 PM »
Two heads are better than one, but only as strong as the weakest link.