Perverb Parodies

[Oreo]

What perverb can you create?

This one has been twisted in my mind since I was a kid. I always got it mixed up with the proper one.

Nature is the mother of invention.

[AmberStarfire]

You cannot wake a person who is pretending to be asleep, so let sleeping dogs lie.

[Beguile's Mistress]

My silver lining almost always has a cloud.

[Oreo]

I don't give a hill of beans for all the tea in China.

[Oreo]

Tossing a grain of salt over ones shoulder might hit an early bird in the eye.

[Yukina]

When life gives you lemons, discard them and ask why it didn't give you better fruit.

[Oreo]

OhMahGerd, after that I have to quote BeMi's custom title:

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

[AmberStarfire]

If you don't know where you're going, tell me; I forget.

Where there is love, turn your face to the sun.

[RampantDesires]

Too many cooks spoil the cake you can't have.

[Chi]

Turn the other cheek, then fart really loudly

[Oreo]

Looking a gift horse in the mouth may result in getting the hand that does the feeding bit.

[Rhedyn]

Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake.

[Chi]

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, beware of lots of bullsquat

[RampantDesires]

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

[Deamonbane]

If life hands you lemons, you'd better have some sugar and water, else your lemonade is gonna suck.

[HannibalBarca]

Haste makes good things come to he who hesitates like the present.

(So many conflicting proverbs about doing things now and being patient!)

Two heads are better than the other side of the hill...but you can't get the early bird to drink.

A stitch in time saves your balls hanging out of your pants.

Necessity is the mother of some dumb bastard.

If you want something done right, discretion is the better part of another man's treasure.

All good things must bite the hand that's mightier than the sword.

Fortune favors the people who live in glass houses.

[MelisaArtemis]

Why finish it now if you can just finish it tommorrow instead?

There is limit to brilliance, but there is no limit to stupidity

[HannibalBarca]

Do unto others, as all's fair in love and war.

[Miscellany]

Time only makes old wounds hurt more.

[RampantDesires]

When the going gets tough do as the Romans do.

[HannibalBarca]

(Would that be conquer everyone, then have a massive orgy afterwards?)

If life gives you lemons, punch it in the dick until it surrenders.

[Miscellany]

Let the chips fall where they can easily be cleaned up.

[HannibalBarca]

Too many cooks fuck things up like nobody's business.

[Miscellany]

A problem shared, is a problem that annoys more than one person.

[RampantDesires]

Two heads are better than one, but only as strong as the weakest link.