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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #50 on: June 16, 2016, 12:18:39 AM »
The cat on the rat, the rat on the rope and the rope was bought by the last capitalist.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #51 on: June 16, 2016, 12:21:29 AM »
the pen is mightier than a free lunch

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #52 on: June 16, 2016, 12:22:10 AM »
If you can see the pink elephant in the porcelain store, make sure you don't get trampled by it.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #53 on: June 16, 2016, 12:24:46 AM »
beauty is the mother of invention

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #54 on: June 16, 2016, 12:30:07 AM »
Never trust a black cat when it crosses the street to direct the traffic.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #55 on: June 16, 2016, 12:30:22 AM »
the journey of a thousand miles is a dangerous thing

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #56 on: June 16, 2016, 12:34:18 AM »
He who wears a royal crown must make sure that everyone else is one head shorter.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #57 on: June 16, 2016, 12:36:26 AM »
don't talk the talk if you can't walk a mile in his shoes

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #58 on: June 16, 2016, 12:46:38 AM »
When in Rome it is no place like home.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #59 on: June 16, 2016, 12:47:47 AM »
blood is thick as thieves

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« Reply #60 on: June 16, 2016, 12:48:22 AM »
blood as thick as thieves whoops

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #61 on: June 16, 2016, 12:51:06 AM »
Cleanliness is next to godliness, therefore the pope s**ts in the woods.  :P

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #62 on: June 16, 2016, 12:52:03 AM »
genius is 1% inspiration and 99% crying over spilled milk

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #63 on: June 16, 2016, 12:58:27 AM »
The good captain follows his sinking ship down riding a submarine.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #64 on: June 16, 2016, 01:00:18 AM »
you can't get blood from a rolling stone

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #65 on: June 16, 2016, 01:02:58 AM »
God helps the man who remembers to pay before you pray.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #66 on: June 16, 2016, 01:04:23 AM »
judge not lest ye be judged for there's no such thing as bad publicity

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #67 on: June 16, 2016, 01:16:52 AM »
A squeaky wheel gets the grease and a greasy eel gets the squeeze.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #68 on: June 16, 2016, 01:23:05 AM »
the more the merrier (but three's a crowd)

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #69 on: June 16, 2016, 01:23:58 AM »
Follow the (shady) money and the rumour of your death might be somewhat exaggerated.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #70 on: June 16, 2016, 01:29:42 AM »
Fortune favours the bold... not the italicized or the underlined. 8-)

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #71 on: June 16, 2016, 01:30:28 AM »
if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all; the customer is always right

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #72 on: June 16, 2016, 02:22:24 AM »
When the going gets tough, do as the Romans.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #73 on: June 16, 2016, 06:36:55 AM »
Once bitten to your hand, you don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Re: Perverb Parodies
« Reply #74 on: June 16, 2016, 06:45:49 AM »
Fortune favours the bold... not the italicized or the underlined. 8-)

This made me laugh a little too hard for this early in the morning :P  Well done.

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