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gaggedLouise

#50
June 16, 2016, 12:18:39 AM
The cat on the rat, the rat on the rope and the rope was bought by the last capitalist.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#51
June 16, 2016, 12:21:29 AM
the pen is mightier than a free lunch
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gaggedLouise

#52
June 16, 2016, 12:22:10 AM
If you can see the pink elephant in the porcelain store, make sure you don't get trampled by it.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#53
June 16, 2016, 12:24:46 AM
beauty is the mother of invention
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gaggedLouise

#54
June 16, 2016, 12:30:07 AM
Never trust a black cat when it crosses the street to direct the traffic.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#55
June 16, 2016, 12:30:22 AM
the journey of a thousand miles is a dangerous thing
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gaggedLouise

#56
June 16, 2016, 12:34:18 AM
He who wears a royal crown must make sure that everyone else is one head shorter.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#57
June 16, 2016, 12:36:26 AM
don't talk the talk if you can't walk a mile in his shoes
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gaggedLouise

#58
June 16, 2016, 12:46:38 AM
When in Rome it is no place like home.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#59
June 16, 2016, 12:47:47 AM
blood is thick as thieves
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whimsy

#60
June 16, 2016, 12:48:22 AM
blood as thick as thieves whoops
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gaggedLouise

#61
June 16, 2016, 12:51:06 AM
Cleanliness is next to godliness, therefore the pope s**ts in the woods.  :P

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#62
June 16, 2016, 12:52:03 AM
genius is 1% inspiration and 99% crying over spilled milk
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gaggedLouise

#63
June 16, 2016, 12:58:27 AM
The good captain follows his sinking ship down riding a submarine.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#64
June 16, 2016, 01:00:18 AM
you can't get blood from a rolling stone
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gaggedLouise

#65
June 16, 2016, 01:02:58 AM
God helps the man who remembers to pay before you pray.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

whimsy

#66
June 16, 2016, 01:04:23 AM
judge not lest ye be judged for there's no such thing as bad publicity
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Derwaysh

#67
June 16, 2016, 01:16:52 AM
A squeaky wheel gets the grease and a greasy eel gets the squeeze.
And I, methinks, am gone astray
In trackless wastes and lone.

Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name! | A peek is worth a thousand words!

A/A

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whimsy

#68
June 16, 2016, 01:23:05 AM
the more the merrier (but three's a crowd)
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gaggedLouise

#69
June 16, 2016, 01:23:58 AM
Follow the (shady) money and the rumour of your death might be somewhat exaggerated.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Derwaysh

#70
June 16, 2016, 01:29:42 AM
Fortune favours the bold... not the italicized or the underlined. 8-)
And I, methinks, am gone astray
In trackless wastes and lone.

Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name! | A peek is worth a thousand words!

A/A

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whimsy

#71
June 16, 2016, 01:30:28 AM
if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all; the customer is always right
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Ser

#72
June 16, 2016, 02:22:24 AM
When the going gets tough, do as the Romans.

gaggedLouise

#73
June 16, 2016, 06:36:55 AM
Once bitten to your hand, you don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

RampantDesires

#74
June 16, 2016, 06:45:49 AM
Quote from: Derwaysh on June 16, 2016, 01:29:42 AM
Fortune favours the bold... not the italicized or the underlined. 8-)

This made me laugh a little too hard for this early in the morning :P  Well done.

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