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gaggedLouise

#75
June 16, 2016, 07:02:29 AM
Something is happening here, and you don't know what it is till the fat lady sings - and those drinking glasses begin to break.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Derwaysh

#76
June 16, 2016, 05:25:57 PM
When life gives you lemons the size of melons, its time to migrate away from Chernobyl.
And I, methinks, am gone astray
In trackless wastes and lone.

Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name! | A peek is worth a thousand words!

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whimsy

#77
June 16, 2016, 05:29:38 PM
no pain, no gain, no rest for the wicked
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Derwaysh

#78
June 16, 2016, 05:36:46 PM
When the going gets Trump, the Trump gets going. :'(
And I, methinks, am gone astray
In trackless wastes and lone.

Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name! | A peek is worth a thousand words!

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gaggedLouise

#79
June 16, 2016, 06:10:56 PM
Quote from: Derwaysh on June 16, 2016, 05:36:46 PM
When the going gets Trump, the Trump gets going. :'(

Too true! :)

When a lady says no, she means: you gotta say yes to another excess!  :P


Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Derwaysh

#80
June 16, 2016, 06:55:16 PM
I haven't failed yet, just found 99 excuses why Tesla's better and that's okay. Rubles are on his but time's on my side! >:)
And I, methinks, am gone astray
In trackless wastes and lone.

Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name! | A peek is worth a thousand words!

A/A

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gaggedLouise

#81
June 26, 2016, 07:28:01 AM
No true Scotsman would want to break up the United Kingdom, unless you've attempted to have a look under his kilt. 

:P

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Belle33

#82
June 26, 2016, 08:33:59 AM
The penis is mightier than the sword.

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Rummy Tum Tum

#83
July 11, 2016, 08:42:58 AM
Life is what happens when you're busy making lemons.

gaggedLouise

#84
July 11, 2016, 09:13:19 AM
The Devil is in the details, so nail him with a silver hammer instead of a big stick.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Oreo

#85
July 11, 2016, 05:14:18 PM
A chain is only as strong as the Devil you know.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Rummy Tum Tum

#86
July 13, 2016, 08:35:00 AM
Life is a box of the ones you love.

RampantDesires

#87
August 13, 2016, 09:25:41 AM
Actions speak louder than birds of a feather flocking together.

They say best men are moulded out of faults, and, for the most part, become much more the better for being a little bad...
Absences 11/10 ≈ Blindfolds ≈ Requests ≈  On's and Offs
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Tentatively Open to a few more 1v1's but also come write with me in Grey Matters--->

Kia

#88
August 13, 2016, 10:34:16 AM
Karma is a tax auditor.

Oreo

#89
August 13, 2016, 05:00:46 PM
Don't make a mountain out of meeting your troubles halfway.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

gaggedLouise

#90
August 13, 2016, 07:01:40 PM
It's hard to be a saint in the city of tricolore halo lights.  ;)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Kia

#91
August 13, 2016, 08:08:09 PM
Better the Devil you know than the mother of invention.

gaggedLouise

#92
August 13, 2016, 08:17:30 PM
When you've taken the Devil into your boat, Captain, you must go down under with the ship.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"
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