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Offline AceOfSpades

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8375 on: March 06, 2014, 09:41:11 PM »
Not guilty to the nth degree. My commute to work would be infinitely longer.

I heard from my friend, who's friends with his uncle's friend, who knows a guy, who knows a guy from D.C, who said he spoke to Mr. Obama, who said the next person thinks Ace of Spades is the bees knees. Who knows if there's any truth to that? (There is.)

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8376 on: March 06, 2014, 09:52:35 PM »
Is that a size reference to the length of his ... tent-spike?  Because I don't think bees actually have knees.  So, that would make it nonexistent.  Shall I check for you, Mr. Ace?  The size, I mean.  I have my Kindergarten ruler.

A little bird named Jeniver brought me a message that says, "The next person is not Daoine Sidhe."

Offline AceOfSpades

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8377 on: March 06, 2014, 09:56:11 PM »
AHEMAHEMAHEM -coughs- No, no, I think that's all. The Board of Directors has decided to accept your answer, yet choose to neither confirm nor deny.

Not Guilty. We are all Deenah Sheenah in spirit.

My imaginary friend, General Hemoglobin, states that the next person is the next person. Yea or nay?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8378 on: March 06, 2014, 10:04:35 PM »
I'll have consort the astrological charts.  Turns out, that no, I am not the next person.  I am the person after that.  Or possibly before.  It's hard to tell.

Anyway, the stars say something about something pertaining to someone who might be posting in this topic.  The words "next" and "Star Wars" seem to be prominent.

Offline AceOfSpades

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8379 on: March 06, 2014, 10:53:48 PM »
I'm gonna have to go with Not Guilty. I'm a Star Trek guy, if I had to pick. Maybe Star Gate? I'm like one of those enigma things. Almost like a CrypticSaying, but male.

I had my good buddy Maury Povich run a test on the next person. The next person frequently talks to their self. The lie detector determined...

Offline Fabjuth

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8380 on: March 06, 2014, 10:55:31 PM »
Guilty! I'll even answer myself sometimes, but I won't be worried until I answer w/ something I'm not expecting.

Surveillance cameras caught a film of someone who bears a striking resemblance to the next person enjoying the space western known as Firefly way too much. Was it you?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8381 on: March 06, 2014, 11:17:04 PM »
Most assuredly.  Especially if said person was mostly nude at the time, since that's how I prefer to be when I'm at home.

The voices in my head tell me that the person can balance a spoon on their nose.

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8382 on: March 07, 2014, 12:00:30 AM »
Nope =v =

A passing tumbleweed told me that the next person thinks marmite taste great?

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8383 on: March 08, 2014, 01:06:49 PM »
Not guilty, because I've never tried it.  Not sure if it's even on the market here.


The person next is charged with admiring Sarah Palin?

Offline JackWhite

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8384 on: March 08, 2014, 01:13:28 PM »
Only because she was the only one being right about Russia and Ukraine. So slightly guilty I guess.

Next one doesn't like watching sports.

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8385 on: March 08, 2014, 01:27:13 PM »
Guilty.   There are things that could be hammered into my fingernails that would hurt me more than watching sports.


The next person is guilty of watching beauty pageants?

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8386 on: March 08, 2014, 02:49:21 PM »
Not Guilty. Not ever.

The next person is guilty of enjoying breakfast at all hours of the day?

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8387 on: March 08, 2014, 09:25:47 PM »
Guilty, I am

Are you guilty of loving someone forbidden to you?

Offline rouwdy

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8388 on: March 08, 2014, 09:34:10 PM »
Guilty. But we're still trying. Lets not get into that.

The next person is guilty of drinking more soft drinks then they know they should.

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8389 on: March 08, 2014, 10:26:49 PM »
Gave up soda about two or three years ago, boyo! And I'm glad I did, honestly.

The next person has been accused of eating more donuts or baked pastries than they know they should!

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8390 on: March 09, 2014, 12:39:48 AM »
Not Guilty in a very, very long time.

The next person is accused of marathoning the last season of their favorite television show before the new season starts.

Offline Sindra

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8391 on: March 09, 2014, 01:01:17 AM »
Guilty as charged.

The next person is heard to be guilty of enjoying a 'guilty pleasure' television show.  How do you plead?

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8392 on: March 09, 2014, 01:22:15 AM »
Coughs Guilty! So many to choose from...

The next person is accused of wearing flip flops... in the snow.


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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8393 on: March 09, 2014, 03:09:05 AM »
Madame, I have done many things in my time. But I can attest that I have not to my knowledge indulged in something that contrary!

I accuse the next person of wearing snow boots... in the sand!

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8394 on: March 09, 2014, 08:17:10 AM »
Not guilty.  Don't own snow boots, and don't live near sand.


The next person stands accused of preferring thongs to panties.

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8395 on: March 09, 2014, 11:53:09 PM »
Guilty, as long as I am looking and not wearing them...

Next person is charged with the crime of being a Peeping Tom (or Jane).

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8396 on: March 10, 2014, 12:54:56 AM »
Guilty.  It was an interesting experience.

The next person is being held on charges of instigating a pillow fight.

Offline Elya Marten

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8397 on: March 10, 2014, 06:12:03 PM »
Guilty to the nth degree.

The next person stands accused of climbing a tree in the nude.

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8398 on: March 10, 2014, 06:44:17 PM »
I'm innocent of all charges. Not guilty, I say!

You've been caught red handed holding the evidence that you love peanut butter, is it true?

Offline Elya Marten

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8399 on: March 10, 2014, 07:11:11 PM »
Gah, You've caught me! Guilty as charged!

You stand accused of falling face first into a mud puddle in front of a crowd!