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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8300 on: March 01, 2014, 11:10:24 PM »
Let's see... ball bearings, breast bearings, small bearings...  Is that right?

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8301 on: March 01, 2014, 11:24:52 PM »
Since I'm the only one that sleeps in my bed... no wait... my dog actually steals the blankets. ::sigh:: Not guilty

You are charged with having a mystery drawer in your kitchen.

Offline PixelDust

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8302 on: March 01, 2014, 11:26:05 PM »
Guilty!  But there's always the neatest stuff in there!

You, sir or madame, are charged with the heinous crime of performing fellatio on a banana in front of another!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8303 on: March 01, 2014, 11:27:11 PM »
All of my drawers are mystery drawers.  I never know what I've put in any of them.  I should really consider labeling them.
I have never done such atrocities to a banana!  A lollipop, on the other hand...

You are charged with spending a lot of time looking for enticing pictures to use for your avatar.

Offline PixelDust

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8304 on: March 01, 2014, 11:37:16 PM »
Oh, so guilty.. so very, very guilty..  There's always something sexier out there!!

I charge thee with keeping an object of your childhood on display in your home or office!!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8305 on: March 01, 2014, 11:42:56 PM »
On display?  No.  In cold storage?  Yes.

You are charged with using a different scent of air freshener for each room of the house or apartment.

Offline RainyHigh

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8306 on: March 02, 2014, 01:23:55 AM »
I plead not guilty. I use the same scented eucalypti spray for each room of my apartment.


The next person has been charged by the high council of sleeping with a stuffed animal at night (or pet that is real).

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8307 on: March 02, 2014, 03:13:56 AM »
Guilty.

The person who comes next will be charged (by sheer happenchance) with using an automated dishwasher to clean four or five dishes.

Offline Fabjuth

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8308 on: March 02, 2014, 07:32:39 AM »
If it please the court I will plea not guilty.

The next person stands accused of being very fond of cooking.

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8309 on: March 02, 2014, 09:33:38 AM »
Cooking Ramen:  Yes.  Otherwise, I cannot cook  :P

Next person is guilty of playing a game that they should have grown out of, but haven't because of nostalgia-based reasons.

Offline Fabjuth

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8310 on: March 02, 2014, 11:26:44 AM »
I plead that the charge makes no sense... What is this 'growing out of' that you mention?

The next person is accused of using their... Ahem... Assets to manipulate the outcome of a game.

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8311 on: March 02, 2014, 11:35:09 AM »
I plead that the charge makes no sense... What is this 'growing out of' that you mention?

The next person is accused of using their... Ahem... Assets to manipulate the outcome of a game.
Such as Pokιmon and Yugioh (I will NEVER grow out of that  *laughs*)

As for your accusation......nope, sorry.

Next person is guilty of purposely humming catchy tunes around people so they may have it stuck in their heads all day!

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8312 on: March 02, 2014, 12:57:42 PM »
Guilty. Never hum Disney songs at work; you end up with people cursing your name...  ;D

The next person is accused of leaving only a little bit of toilet paper on the roll and not replacing it, accidentally or otherwise.

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8313 on: March 02, 2014, 01:09:38 PM »
Not guilty, for my kids always leave it for me to deal with Ugh!

The next person stands accused of singing really annoying songs to drive people nuts.

Offline Fabjuth

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8314 on: March 02, 2014, 01:31:19 PM »
Not guilty, the hold music I deal with at work takes care of that :(

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8315 on: March 02, 2014, 01:55:08 PM »
Guilty, all the time... either when I am heading out of work, or teaching the ladies how to dance in the park

You are accused of spending too much time playing video games rather than doing laundry.

Offline Fabjuth

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8316 on: March 02, 2014, 03:11:06 PM »
Not guilty, though that's mostly about not playing many video games of late.

The next person stands accused of not enjoying board games.

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8317 on: March 02, 2014, 10:04:12 PM »
Not guilty! I love me some thunderstone or settlers of catan or ticket to ride.

The following person is here by accused of eating ranch dressing with things other than salad.

Offline Fabjuth

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8318 on: March 03, 2014, 08:29:01 AM »
Wings, check. Raw veggies, check. So guilty. Deliciously guilty.

The next person stands accused of enjoying weird flavor combinations.

Offline Corbin

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8319 on: March 03, 2014, 03:41:49 PM »
Yes, that is me! Pickles and Peanut Butter are so good together.

The next person is accused of sitting behind the computer screen all day and not enjoying life.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8320 on: March 03, 2014, 08:45:23 PM »
Not guilty!  I do things during the day, too.  And, I rather enjoy life behind a computer screen (most of the time).  :P

The next person is accused of watching porn on their personal laptop or mobile device in a semi-public place.

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8321 on: March 04, 2014, 02:25:36 AM »
... does reading the stuff on E at work during breaks count? If so, guilty.

The accused is guilty of the crime of eating every part of a loaf of bread except for the ends!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8322 on: March 04, 2014, 02:30:47 AM »
That's the best part!  Well, not best, but it's still bread.

You are charged with attempting to multitask, and succeeding in forgetting to do something.

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Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8323 on: March 04, 2014, 02:38:47 AM »
*throwing up my hands in shame* Yes, you've caught me! It happens every time!

The next person is accused of taking way too long in the shower and wasting more hot water than they needed!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #8324 on: March 04, 2014, 02:48:18 AM »
Guitly.  :(  But it's so nice and warm!  And I don't like to share!  And, I don't usually have to, either.

TNP is considered guilty of purposely delaying their bedtime to continue to post on E.