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Offline AuronTopic starter

Bad Advice
« on: July 25, 2012, 06:05:34 PM »
Simple game.

I'll state a problem. The next person will give me a horrible solution to the problem, and then state their own problem.


I'm hungry.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2012, 06:06:38 PM »
Here, eat this bag of rocks :)

I'm antsy

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2012, 06:36:51 PM »
Try playing Amnesia!

I have a cold.

Offline Dotley

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2012, 06:50:37 PM »
Jump into a volcano to warm up!

I'm tired.

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2012, 06:52:15 PM »
Run a marathon.

My phone is dead

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2012, 06:55:01 PM »
Throw it away and get a new one.

I need a massage

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 06:56:41 PM »
See that tiger over there? I think it would happily give you one.

I have a headache.

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2012, 06:58:27 PM »
Give a toddler pots and pans.

Gas prices are too high.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2012, 06:59:26 PM »
Blow up a gas station.

There's a stain on my new dress.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2012, 07:01:23 PM »
Call Ken Starr!

I need new shoes

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2012, 07:16:33 PM »
Rob a hobo!

My brother is too loud.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2012, 07:17:00 PM »
Sew his mouth shut

I'm thirsty

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2012, 07:25:03 PM »
He's some rubbing alcohol.

There's a fly in my soup.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2012, 07:26:38 PM »
Find a spider to put in the soup, it'll eat your fly :)

I am horny

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2012, 07:42:08 PM »
I suggest using a chainsaw.

I need more time.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2012, 08:24:56 PM »
I suggest forgoing sleep, eating and your job; you'll find lots of time.

I have an itch.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2012, 08:50:46 PM »
You might try some battery acid. You won't have an itch anymore.

My house is a mess.

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2012, 09:36:27 PM »
Get a pet bull.

My hand is stuck in a jar.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2012, 09:45:28 PM »
Cut the hand off.

I'm lonely.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2012, 10:19:19 PM »
Get a cat.  It will probably just stare at a wall, and lay on your feet so you can't move while sleeping, but you won't be alone.

I'm tired.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2012, 10:20:29 PM »
Take a nice long drive down a very boring road.

My foot hurts.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2012, 10:21:02 PM »
I hear leaches are good for that.

I'm sore from playing too much tennis.

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2012, 10:24:42 PM »
Eat lots of red meat and drink plenty of alcohol.

I have a sleeping puppy in my lap and need to go to use the restroom

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2012, 10:29:50 PM »
The puppy won't mind if you use your boxers.  Dogs are forgiving that way.

I took your advice, and now...ugh

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2012, 10:53:45 PM »
Now, eat salted nuts and bang pots and pans together.

I can't get gamrcube ROMs to work on my computer.