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Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2012, 02:50:46 PM »
Sure thing - hold your breath.... :D

I hate people ogling my boobs!

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2012, 02:51:41 PM »
Don't face people.

I hate it when women ogle me too.

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #52 on: July 26, 2012, 02:52:55 PM »
Wear a sheet over your body with holes cut in it for eyes.

Bodyspray smells too perfumy for a man.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #53 on: July 26, 2012, 02:53:20 PM »
Get fat and ugly

Become a woman

I want really long hair

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #54 on: July 26, 2012, 02:54:13 PM »
Stop shaving your legs!

I ran out of soda!

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #55 on: July 26, 2012, 03:02:48 PM »
Drink lighter fluid instead

I have a headache

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #56 on: July 26, 2012, 03:03:31 PM »
A drill to the temple should help loosen that pressure!

I always feel like a stranger, even when among friends.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #57 on: July 26, 2012, 03:05:25 PM »
Pretend to be a mime - everyone likes those!

I hate my pet

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #58 on: July 26, 2012, 03:06:28 PM »
Barbecue... Everyone loves barbecue!

The ceiling fan won't spin fast enough,

Online Insanityenviesme

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #59 on: July 26, 2012, 03:07:26 PM »
kick it!

I'm bored

Offline DeadCell

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #60 on: July 26, 2012, 03:09:17 PM »
Go poke a wasps nest...

I'm thirsty

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #61 on: July 26, 2012, 03:10:06 PM »
Drink some caffeine & other diuretics.

The batteries in my mouse are low.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #62 on: July 26, 2012, 03:12:24 PM »
Grind them into a powder and snort them (then they can get you "High" get it??)

I don't know what to eat for lunch

Online Insanityenviesme

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #63 on: July 26, 2012, 03:13:52 PM »
That hand of yours has always been so tasty!

I cant stop staring at Bre's avi

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #64 on: July 26, 2012, 03:14:51 PM »
(Oh that one was bad... in a punny way)

Skip lunch.  You had it just yesterday!
Install an image-blocking addon to stop your computer from loading it.

It's too hot out!

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #65 on: July 26, 2012, 03:40:47 PM »
Cryogenically freeze yourself until this whole "Global Warming" thing passes.

I think my leg is broken. 

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #66 on: July 26, 2012, 03:44:11 PM »
Jump on it and find out!

My dentist's name is Dr. Savage.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #67 on: July 26, 2012, 03:47:50 PM »
If you're not sure, then you should try harder and run into traffic to seal the deal!

Marry him/her and change names :)

I am bored

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #68 on: July 26, 2012, 05:17:52 PM »
Go to the mall dressed like your Avi, you won't be bored for long.

My ice has melted, and my water is now warm.

Offline gaggedLouise

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Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #69 on: July 26, 2012, 05:21:25 PM »
Book an air ticket for Greenland. (though I hear the ice is melting there too...)

I want to walk in high heels, but I keep stumbling.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #70 on: July 26, 2012, 05:22:27 PM »
Try walking on storm grates.

My desk is messy.

Offline gaggedLouise

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Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #71 on: July 26, 2012, 05:29:10 PM »
Set the computer on fire and take a walk. That should clear it.  ::)

My mother-in-law always expects me to praise the chinaware set she gave us as a wedding present but I really don't like it, on the other hand we can't stop using it or she would take umbrage! (authentic example from a book on the mental problems of marriage)
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Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #72 on: July 26, 2012, 05:34:32 PM »
An assault weapon should clear it all up nicely!

I need to feel better tomorrow.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #73 on: July 26, 2012, 05:38:47 PM »
Put yourself into a medically induced coma. I'm sure you'll feel better when you come out of it, and look at that, it'll be your tomorrow.

Lawnmowers are loud.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #74 on: July 26, 2012, 05:41:42 PM »
Move to Barrow, Alaska, I doubt they have any lawnmowers there.

It is hot outside.