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Offline gaggedLouise

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Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #100 on: July 26, 2012, 07:17:52 PM »
Go to the Avengers movie armed with a gun and a Catwoman dark latex suit... (couldn't resist)

People think I have a grandiose self-image, which is wrong.
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Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #101 on: July 26, 2012, 07:24:55 PM »
(you just want to see the leather suit :P)

Have you legions of men bow down at your feet and tell you otherwise.

My knife is dull.

Offline gaggedLouise

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Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #102 on: July 26, 2012, 07:30:37 PM »
(you just want to see the leather suit :P)

Have you legions of men bow down at your feet and tell you otherwise.

My knife is dull.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/socal_photography/2709288019/#

Grind it on someone's nipple (or is that good advice? with some people here?)

You can't buy slaves these days.

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #103 on: July 26, 2012, 07:34:54 PM »
You have to kidnap them yourself.

I want peanut butter.

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Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #104 on: July 26, 2012, 07:40:42 PM »
Ask Jimmy Carter if he's got any left over.

"There's a lot of crazy indians in here and I can't hear myself think" (quote from a short story I read at school; the line was spoken during a long-distance call by a man in his crowded apartment, to his girlfriend. The strange turn of phrase stuck with me)

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #105 on: July 26, 2012, 10:43:05 PM »
Shoot them all, and then continue your phone call while you clean up the blood.

My tummy hurts.

Offline DeadCell

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #106 on: July 27, 2012, 04:38:50 AM »
Drink some Ipecac

I am almost out of tea and milk D:

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #107 on: July 27, 2012, 10:02:25 AM »
Drink water.

My cigarettes keep dwindling in quantity, one after the other.

Offline DeadCell

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #108 on: July 27, 2012, 10:05:47 AM »
Perhaps you should, give up? [Good advice I know, but to a smoker this has got to be bad advice for a smoker?]

It's is very hot D:

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #109 on: July 27, 2012, 10:14:21 AM »
(ha ha, ya.)

Stand int he freezer section of the nearest grocery.

I need more tea...

Offline DeadCell

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #110 on: July 27, 2012, 10:42:20 AM »
Drink Coffee *sips his Tim Hortons in the UK* :D

I am going to run out of Tim Hortons D:

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #111 on: July 27, 2012, 11:01:03 AM »
Buy more next time.

I think I ate too much...

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #112 on: July 27, 2012, 07:27:14 PM »
It's alright, just stick your finger down your throat.

I have no more ice cream.

Offline Mordred

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #113 on: July 27, 2012, 09:42:15 PM »
It's time to switch to jello. *slides her a heaping bowl of indigo wobbliness*

I need to get drunk.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #114 on: July 27, 2012, 09:46:11 PM »
Here, have some Isopropyl.

I'm frustrated and I don't know why.

Offline DeadCell

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #115 on: July 28, 2012, 06:15:02 AM »
Go and watch The O'reilly Factor

I need to shower

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #116 on: July 28, 2012, 10:20:22 PM »
*unzips his pants* Stand still...

I think I am getting sick, and need to vomit.

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #117 on: July 28, 2012, 10:26:52 PM »
Here, put this Motorcycle helmet on, Visor's a bit jammed.

I'm a touch murderous right now.

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #118 on: July 28, 2012, 10:36:36 PM »
Here, I don't need this anymore, use all the bullets and you will feel better.  *Hands him an M1911*

I think I have food poisoning.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #119 on: July 28, 2012, 10:39:48 PM »
Drink some booze and no water, it might kill whatever is bothering your stomach.

I'm feeling frisky.

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #120 on: July 28, 2012, 10:41:58 PM »
Go play with fire.

I have to get off E to go to bed and rest from my food poisoning.  :(

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #121 on: July 28, 2012, 10:43:31 PM »
Take the computer to bed with you. (Though if it's a laptop, that might be good advice...)

I see to be a cat magnet.

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #122 on: July 28, 2012, 10:44:37 PM »
Here, have some catnip

I'm being tortured by my two year old daughter.

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #123 on: July 28, 2012, 10:45:48 PM »
Hand her some matches and tell her to go play.

I have to poop

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #124 on: July 28, 2012, 10:47:16 PM »
(LOL!! I'm actually crying with laughter at that one, didn't expect it at all.)

I honestly can't answer that in a non-adult way right not, so... Uhm, take a Laxative?

I need a smoke.