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Offline Thrasius

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2012, 11:10:50 PM »
Delete your system32 file and your computer should work.


I need to have a 100 page paper written by tomorrow!

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2012, 11:13:58 PM »
Read a book, that way the words are in your head.

My feet are cold.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2012, 12:50:30 AM »
Stick them in the fire.

I have an itch that needs scratched.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2012, 03:11:28 AM »
Use the lawnmower!

I'm hungry.


(Lovely game by the way, Auron!) ;D

Offline DeadCell

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2012, 09:49:23 AM »
Eat your belt.

I am bored

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2012, 09:51:09 AM »
Go streaking at a police convention.

The weather sucks.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2012, 11:54:46 AM »
Open your moonroof, so when it rains your car will get a good cleaning, inside and out.

My phone's broken.

Offline AuronTopic starter

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2012, 01:38:32 PM »
Soak it in soapy water.

Mt headphones just broke  :-(

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2012, 01:58:43 PM »
*Soak it in soapy water.* - That's how it got broken!

Try cutting off those stupid wires, they cause all sorts of problems.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2012, 02:01:02 PM »
Since your problem is that you forget to post prompts - your solution is to never post ever again!  (just kidding please don't go!!)

I am angry

Offline gaggedLouise

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Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2012, 02:03:24 PM »
Jump into the canal with hands bound behind you. You'll soon find you've got some new things to think about.


There are too many tv channels and nothing good on (but I feel like watching tv at this time).

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2012, 02:05:00 PM »
@Breathless: *Oops - I wouldn't have taken that advice ever!*

Try throwing things at your boss, that'll relax you.

@Gagged: Just turn of the TV and watch it sit there, you'll save electricity this way.

I keep getting Ninja'd

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Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #37 on: July 26, 2012, 02:07:03 PM »
Call up Batman for lessons. I hear he's a trained ninja.

I keep oversleeping.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #38 on: July 26, 2012, 02:09:21 PM »
Don't go to sleep in the first place.

My elbow hurts.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #39 on: July 26, 2012, 02:11:17 PM »
Smash the tv in! That'd be fun and you wont have to choose between shows :D

Just pick one thread and respond to yourself over and over - no one else will bother interrupting you

Chop off your arm

My coffee isn't sweet enough

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #40 on: July 26, 2012, 02:14:09 PM »
Add some Orange Juice to it.

I'm lonely.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #41 on: July 26, 2012, 02:28:56 PM »
Create an imaginary friend

I want a new purse

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #42 on: July 26, 2012, 02:33:47 PM »
Those PF Chang bags are gold, use one of those.

My pen is out of ink.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2012, 02:40:49 PM »
Fill it with blood

I want to take a nap

Offline DeadCell

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2012, 02:43:45 PM »
Go make the Mafia angry, you will be sleeping with the fishes soon enough.

I want a nice cold shower...

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #45 on: July 26, 2012, 02:44:26 PM »
go polar dipping in a hole in the ice next winter.

I'm lonely.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2012, 02:45:56 PM »
Go jump in the Arctic Ocean - its like a shower :D

There are some crackheads that will be your friends if you give them money

I want some chocolate

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2012, 02:47:42 PM »
Go rob a convenience store for a chocolate bar.

The screen on my bedroom window needs fixing.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2012, 02:48:18 PM »
@Breathless: Plant some cacao - and wait.
@Zylvyn: Just throw it away, the bugs need to get in to stay warm anyway.

I want to squeeze Bre's boobies.

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Bad Advice
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2012, 02:49:47 PM »
Do it!  DO IT!

I want to watch him squeeze them.