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TheLegionary

#125
October 21, 2009, 08:59:20 AM
redefined the concept of juice.

He was so pathetic ...

auroraChloe

#126
October 21, 2009, 09:04:32 AM
... she gave him a mercy f     err...  tumble


He was so suave that...

a/a 8/21/17

Talia

#127
October 22, 2009, 05:28:28 AM
He was so suave that...he would make for a good beauty product...something you would like to wear everyday.

He was so dysfunctional.....
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Captain Maltese

#128
October 22, 2009, 06:35:46 AM
.... 'Huh?'

She was so steampunk...

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Candybot

#129
October 22, 2009, 05:38:28 PM
Quote from: Captain Barbossa on October 22, 2009, 06:35:46 AM
.... 'Huh?'

She was so steampunk...
... that she was a knobs and wheels...

he was so unlucky...

TheLegionary

#130
October 23, 2009, 10:53:48 AM
that he became sexually impotent at 19.

He was so spoiled that...

Nico

#131
October 23, 2009, 11:42:57 AM
...we got it on in the restrooms of this awesome Club. ;D

He was so submissive that...

Beguile's Mistress

#132
October 23, 2009, 12:26:16 PM
all you had to do was smile and he caved.

She was so impressed...

Bliss

#133
October 23, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
...that you could actually pick out every fold and line of the piano that had squashed her.

She was so ordinary....
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Only I will remain.
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Scribbles

#134
October 23, 2009, 12:57:39 PM Last Edit: October 23, 2009, 12:59:04 PM by Scribbles
...that it was absolutely extraodinary.

She was so colourful...
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Candybot

#135
October 24, 2009, 10:50:22 AM
... that rainbows were jeaolous.


he was kittenlike....

Bloody Paramour

#136
October 24, 2009, 10:57:57 AM
...That he purred when you touched him.

She was so fair that...
"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

Beguile's Mistress

#137
October 24, 2009, 03:20:00 PM
the mirror on the wall gave her an unlisted number.

She was so sensuous...

Captain Maltese

#138
October 24, 2009, 03:32:46 PM
...that she could actually turn grizzled, seasoned leather gays hetero with a touch.

He was so seductive...

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Juicy

#139
October 24, 2009, 03:36:28 PM
...that he could turn the most butch, lumberjack lesbian hetero with a touch.

He was so demure that...

Beguile's Mistress

#140
October 25, 2009, 12:09:22 PM
he makes shy look bold.

She's so energetic...

TheLegionary

#141
October 26, 2009, 07:41:36 AM
that her partner can only make sex with her after she goes to the gym.

He is so irritating that...

Talia

#142
October 29, 2009, 09:52:54 AM
He was so irritating that.... it mad her become more turned on. Jumping into his arms, wrapping her legs around his waist. Clenching his hair while kissing him passionately.

She was so wild that......
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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auroraChloe

#143
October 29, 2009, 09:57:24 AM
...  they kept her in a cage.


She was so pensive that ...

a/a 8/21/17

TheLegionary

#144
October 29, 2009, 05:08:11 PM
she cummed and did not even noticed.

He was so macho that ...

Talia

#145
October 30, 2009, 09:51:10 AM
He was so macho.....she wonder if he had anything "Grande" to offer???

She was so playful.....
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

On's & Off's
The Oath of Drake for Group RP's
A&A

TheLegionary

#146
October 30, 2009, 12:22:44 PM
that is more than invited to find out whether he had something "grande" to offer.

He was so "Grande" that ...

Bliss

#147
October 30, 2009, 12:31:11 PM
....he got sliced and formed into a thousand Starbucks cups that would otherwise have been called "Medium."

She was so irritating....
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Talia

#148
October 30, 2009, 01:05:43 PM
She was so irritating that....you didn't know if you wanted to have sex with her, slap her or maybe do both.

He was so strong......
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

On's & Off's
The Oath of Drake for Group RP's
A&A

TheLegionary

#149
October 31, 2009, 04:54:54 AM
that outmanned superman.

She was so smart...
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