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Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2008, 06:02:35 PM »
...that gloryholes told stories about her.

He was so dirty...

Offline Garreth

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2008, 08:28:12 PM »
He needed hydrochloric acid to wash his hands.

She was so dreamy..

Offline Question Mark

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2008, 08:50:33 PM »
...only narcoleptic men were attracted to her.

She was so curvy...

Offline Cjac

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2008, 10:27:24 PM »
NASCAR drivers used her for practice.

He was so built that...

Offline Caustic

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2008, 11:44:20 PM »
... his even his dick had muscles.

They were so into each other...

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2008, 01:41:33 AM »
....that only truck could sepparate them.

She was so pretty he had to.....

Offline Lirliel

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2008, 01:57:39 AM »
.. Where sunglasses to prevent Blindness

He was so buff..

Offline Cjac

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2008, 02:06:38 AM »
He shined like a new penny.

She was so voluptuous that she...

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2008, 02:11:12 AM »
...had to be tethered down.


He was so hot...

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2008, 03:12:45 AM »
...that she could boil eggs.

She was so open minded......

Offline Caustic

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2008, 03:14:20 AM »
... that her personality escaped, never to be seen again.

She was so lonely...

Offline Cjac

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2008, 03:22:28 AM »
That she heard and echo even when she didn't speak.

She was so vapid that...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2008, 07:34:56 AM »
...she inspired a new lighter-than-air travel.

He was so knowledgeable...

Offline Caustic

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2008, 07:42:14 AM »
... that he sneezed algorithms and snored essays.

He was so snobby...

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2008, 06:53:59 AM »
...that he had a servant exclusively for putting his tophat on and off.


She was so moist...

Offline Kalen

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2008, 07:20:43 AM »
... that she needed to get out of the rain.

He was so oblivious...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2008, 08:22:16 AM »
...you could poke him in the eye with his own fingers.

She was so stubborn...

Offline Caustic

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2008, 12:59:13 PM »
... that she managed to leash-train her cat.

He was so hungry...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2008, 01:03:15 PM »
...that the whole world was consumed, and then his attention turned to the sun.

She was so distraught...

Offline Caustic

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2008, 01:20:26 PM »
... she death would not quell her weeping.

They were so lost...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2008, 01:47:11 PM »
...even the distance between them was confounding.

He was so misunderstood...

Offline Kalen

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #46 on: February 19, 2008, 01:55:29 PM »
... that even he could not understand what he was saying.

She was so desireable...

Offline Caustic

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #47 on: February 19, 2008, 03:51:18 PM »
... that she was jealous of her own lover.

It was so hot...

Offline Question Mark

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #48 on: February 19, 2008, 11:30:00 PM »
...that the sun packed up and went on vacation.

She was so experienced...

Offline Kalen

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #49 on: February 20, 2008, 06:20:24 AM »
... that Mae West blushed in her presence.

He was so stupid...