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Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #50 on: February 20, 2008, 07:22:05 AM »
....that she forgot she could had got paid 10 years for being slut to someone.

He was so distracted......

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #51 on: February 20, 2008, 08:57:59 AM »
...that he... uh... what?

She was so snooty...

Offline Question Mark

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #52 on: February 20, 2008, 12:15:07 PM »
...Paris Hilton held nightly worship vigils for her.

He was so muscular...

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #53 on: February 21, 2008, 04:43:26 AM »
...that he had to leave the house to flex an arm.

She was SO innocent...

Offline Kalen

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #54 on: February 21, 2008, 08:33:07 AM »
... that OJ's glove wouldn't fit her.

He was so wired...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #55 on: February 21, 2008, 08:36:33 AM »
...he was a walking replacement for the electrical panel.

She was so distraught...

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #56 on: February 25, 2008, 08:59:54 AM »
.....that Osama Bin Laden felt pity for her.

She was so cold......

Offline Question Mark

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #57 on: March 01, 2008, 08:21:03 PM »
...that scientists used her to redefine Absolute Zero.

She was so fit...

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #58 on: March 03, 2008, 10:56:45 AM »
....that breaked world's record being oldest and fittest woman alive.

She was so willing......

Offline Question Mark

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #59 on: March 03, 2008, 10:16:33 PM »
...she opened up an American Chinese restaurant.  (inside joke)

She was so busty...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #60 on: March 04, 2008, 07:29:08 AM »
...she broke to pieces everything she came near.

He was so well-hung...

Offline Caustic

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #61 on: March 04, 2008, 07:35:31 AM »
... that, where others might walk up and stick it in, he had to stick it in... then walk up.

It was so rainy...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #62 on: March 05, 2008, 03:29:29 PM »
...that all the ladies got wet. Men too.

She was so discontent...

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #63 on: March 07, 2008, 04:37:32 AM »
...that she needed build robot out of fun.

She was in such bliss.......

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #64 on: March 07, 2008, 02:37:52 PM »
...that I felt invaded!

He was so confused...

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #65 on: March 08, 2008, 07:21:04 PM »
...that he was not sure what he was poking on.

She was so lost.....

Offline Caustic

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #66 on: April 15, 2008, 11:49:24 PM »
... she couldn't find her own ass with both hands?

He was so superficial...

Offline NightBird

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #67 on: April 16, 2008, 09:06:04 AM »
He could shave off his personality in the morning if he wasn't careful.

He was so thorough...

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #68 on: April 18, 2008, 07:07:24 AM »
....that he went trough daughter, mother and granny.

She was so desperate that......

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #69 on: April 23, 2008, 06:08:19 AM »
...she showed her phonenumber in the shoutbox.

He was so Dominant...

Offline Kalen

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #70 on: April 23, 2008, 06:33:19 AM »
that he pissed all over himself.

She was so flirty...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #71 on: April 24, 2008, 09:12:03 AM »
...she never got any sexy writing done.

He was so nosey...

Offline Kalen

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #72 on: April 24, 2008, 09:13:40 AM »
... that his wife said "Oh, Pin.. lie to me, LIE to me!"

*ahem*

He was so slow...
« Last Edit: April 24, 2008, 09:17:15 AM by Kalen »

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #73 on: April 27, 2008, 12:23:37 AM »
....that his partner fell asleep during foreplay.

He was so fast......

Offline Kalen

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #74 on: April 28, 2008, 07:03:35 AM »
... that HE fell asleep during foreplay.

She was so childish...