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Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« on: February 07, 2008, 02:49:12 AM »
You know that classic 'your mommas so fat, ...' taunt, right? Here's the idea. You provide the rest of the sentence for the previous poster, then add one of your own. However! To make this game fitting to elliquiy, you can only provide adjectives that are mildly erotic.


"He was SO horny that..."

Offline Cjac

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2008, 02:54:52 AM »
... coconuts turned him on.


He was SO hard that...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2008, 06:59:35 AM »
...even diamonds couldn't cut him.


She was so hot that...

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2008, 07:00:58 AM »
...her girlffriend got facial burns.


They were SO eager that...

Offline Zaer Darkwail

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2008, 07:29:57 AM »
....the bed broke down beneath them.

They were so naughty that.........

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2008, 07:35:09 AM »
They had to stand in the corner.


She was so busty that...

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2008, 07:37:28 AM »
...marines were missing in action.

He was so well equipped that...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2008, 07:44:20 AM »
...hiking boy scouts were jealous of him.

She was so stacked...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2008, 08:41:28 AM »
... she never saw her own feet.

He was so hard that...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2008, 08:42:51 AM »
...he was a challenge for the stonecutter to crack.

She was so smooth...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2008, 09:03:56 AM »
... men slid right off her.

He was so long that...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2008, 09:05:53 AM »
he couldn't fit on the bed.

She was so tight that...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2008, 09:10:56 AM »
... she could squeeze coal into diamonds.

He was so limber that...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2008, 09:14:48 AM »
he could squeeze through a keyhole.

She was so easy that...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2008, 09:21:11 AM »
...she was considered a level 1 training challenge.

He was so sly...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2008, 09:23:40 AM »
he was envied by all the foxes.

She was so wet that...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2008, 09:28:00 AM »
... she could drown a terrier.

He was so thick that...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2008, 09:30:08 AM »
he didn't understand simple addition.

She was so lusty that...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2008, 09:31:38 AM »
... neighborhood pets weren't safe.

He was so strong that...

Offline Garreth

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2008, 09:34:48 AM »
He beat Atlas and Hercules at arm wrestling. At the same time.

She was so needy...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2008, 09:37:20 AM »
even winning the lottery wouldn't help.

He was so kinky that...

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2008, 09:59:21 AM »
..all the nearby toy shops were out of rubber chickens.

She was so milfy that...

Offline Bliss

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2008, 10:14:23 AM »
...all her son's friends came over for milkshakes.

He was so demanding...

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2008, 10:29:38 AM »
...the entire cathouse had to work double shifts.


She was so exotic...

Offline Caustic

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2008, 01:40:25 PM »
... he needed wire-cutters to get into her panties.

She was so desperate...