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Captain Maltese

February 07, 2008, 02:49:12 AM
You know that classic 'your mommas so fat, ...' taunt, right? Here's the idea. You provide the rest of the sentence for the previous poster, then add one of your own. However! To make this game fitting to elliquiy, you can only provide adjectives that are mildly erotic.


"He was SO horny that..."

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Cjac

#1
February 07, 2008, 02:54:52 AM
... coconuts turned him on.


He was SO hard that...
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
CjaC passed away on February 17th, 2008, thus her account restriction. We remember her fondly.

Bliss

#2
February 07, 2008, 06:59:35 AM
...even diamonds couldn't cut him.


She was so hot that...
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Captain Maltese

#3
February 07, 2008, 07:00:58 AM
...her girlffriend got facial burns.


They were SO eager that...

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Zaer Darkwail

#4
February 07, 2008, 07:29:57 AM
....the bed broke down beneath them.

They were so naughty that.........

Cjac

#5
February 07, 2008, 07:35:09 AM
They had to stand in the corner.


She was so busty that...
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
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Captain Maltese

#6
February 07, 2008, 07:37:28 AM
...marines were missing in action.

He was so well equipped that...

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Bliss

#7
February 07, 2008, 07:44:20 AM
...hiking boy scouts were jealous of him.

She was so stacked...
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Kazyth

#8
February 07, 2008, 08:41:28 AM
... she never saw her own feet.

He was so hard that...
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.

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Bliss

#9
February 07, 2008, 08:42:51 AM
...he was a challenge for the stonecutter to crack.

She was so smooth...
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Kazyth

#10
February 07, 2008, 09:03:56 AM
... men slid right off her.

He was so long that...
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.

Ons and Offs of a Kazbeast
Where's the Kaz this time?

Cjac

#11
February 07, 2008, 09:05:53 AM
he couldn't fit on the bed.

She was so tight that...
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
CjaC passed away on February 17th, 2008, thus her account restriction. We remember her fondly.

Kazyth

#12
February 07, 2008, 09:10:56 AM
... she could squeeze coal into diamonds.

He was so limber that...
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.

Ons and Offs of a Kazbeast
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Cjac

#13
February 07, 2008, 09:14:48 AM
he could squeeze through a keyhole.

She was so easy that...
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
CjaC passed away on February 17th, 2008, thus her account restriction. We remember her fondly.

Bliss

#14
February 07, 2008, 09:21:11 AM
...she was considered a level 1 training challenge.

He was so sly...
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Cjac

#15
February 07, 2008, 09:23:40 AM
he was envied by all the foxes.

She was so wet that...
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
CjaC passed away on February 17th, 2008, thus her account restriction. We remember her fondly.

Kazyth

#16
February 07, 2008, 09:28:00 AM
... she could drown a terrier.

He was so thick that...
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.

Ons and Offs of a Kazbeast
Where's the Kaz this time?

Cjac

#17
February 07, 2008, 09:30:08 AM
he didn't understand simple addition.

She was so lusty that...
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
CjaC passed away on February 17th, 2008, thus her account restriction. We remember her fondly.

Kazyth

#18
February 07, 2008, 09:31:38 AM
... neighborhood pets weren't safe.

He was so strong that...
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.

Ons and Offs of a Kazbeast
Where's the Kaz this time?

Garreth

#19
February 07, 2008, 09:34:48 AM
He beat Atlas and Hercules at arm wrestling. At the same time.

She was so needy...
Judge one's character not from the options he's given, but from the choice he makes from them.

Cjac

#20
February 07, 2008, 09:37:20 AM
even winning the lottery wouldn't help.

He was so kinky that...
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
CjaC passed away on February 17th, 2008, thus her account restriction. We remember her fondly.

Captain Maltese

#21
February 07, 2008, 09:59:21 AM
..all the nearby toy shops were out of rubber chickens.

She was so milfy that...

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#22
February 07, 2008, 10:14:23 AM
...all her son's friends came over for milkshakes.

He was so demanding...
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Captain Maltese

#23
February 07, 2008, 10:29:38 AM
...the entire cathouse had to work double shifts.


She was so exotic...

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#24
February 07, 2008, 01:40:25 PM
... he needed wire-cutters to get into her panties.

She was so desperate...
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