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Talia

#150
October 31, 2009, 07:40:04 AM
She was so smart ....She only played stupid...when it suited her.


He was so rattled.....
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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TheLegionary

#151
November 08, 2009, 05:58:13 AM
that he did not sleep until he found a girl to fuck.

She was so seductive that ...

Talia

#152
November 08, 2009, 08:20:09 AM
She was so seductive.....even the way she walked made you horny.

She was irresistible in the morning that......
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Isengrad

#153
November 08, 2009, 10:30:03 AM
even the dog wanted to fuck her.


his cock was so big...

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Talia

#154
November 08, 2009, 10:56:12 PM
His cock was so big......she had to get out a measuring tape....just to make sure her eyes were not mistaken.

He was so horny that........
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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EpitomyofShyness

#155
November 09, 2009, 02:13:21 AM
he could outdo a rinocerous.

He was so desperate that....

Talia

#156
November 09, 2009, 12:51:56 PM
He was so desperate.....the rhinoceros had to do!!!!

He was such an animal that........
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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TheLegionary

#157
November 10, 2009, 05:43:45 AM
He was such an animal that........ he did not know how to use knives and forks, just spoons.

She was such a barbarian that...

Psyche

#158
November 10, 2009, 06:15:55 AM
She was such a barbarian that...  she attacked everything she faced.

He was so captivating that.......

Adonis

#159
November 26, 2009, 01:41:49 AM
He was so captivating that....he kept his wife in a cage

She was so hungry that....
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Talia

#160
November 26, 2009, 05:13:22 AM
She was so hungry.....she chewed on the bars...wishing it was his flesh.

He was so good in bed .........
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Callys

#161
November 27, 2009, 04:06:49 AM
...that he had to replace the mattress.

She was so subtle that...

Question Mark

#162
December 02, 2009, 09:01:53 AM
...that you didn't even know you had climaxed until you noticed the stain on your pants.

He was so clever...

Beguile's Mistress

#163
December 02, 2009, 09:46:47 AM
he knew how to use ridicuwibble in a sentence.

She was so inventive...

TheLegionary

#164
January 03, 2010, 03:49:30 PM
that she had never run short of words.

He was so atheist that...

Sinna Mystika

#165
January 03, 2010, 11:42:52 PM
.............the gods began to doubt their own existence.
She was so tiny............

Beguile's Mistress

#166
January 04, 2010, 09:34:42 AM
that you needed a microscope to find her

She was so relaxed...

Kalyx

#167
January 05, 2010, 04:41:36 PM
That he strapped a wooden board across his back to keep from falling in.

He was so backed up...
Cold-blooded? Certainly not!

Beguile's Mistress

#168
January 24, 2010, 02:58:24 AM
It took a week to clear his email account.

She was so distracted...

TheLegionary

#169
January 24, 2010, 12:35:20 PM
she did not see the elephant running over the airplane.

He was so bold that...

Little Darkling

#170
January 24, 2010, 09:09:05 PM
he ran down town naked and did it with a smile





He was so turned on that...

Talia

#171
January 25, 2010, 09:31:48 AM



He was so turn on that he couldn't remember his name or speak clearly.....


He was so tunned in that.......
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Captain Maltese

#172
March 02, 2010, 10:25:13 AM
...that he got Radio Luxemburg instead of tinnitus.

She was so bland that...

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Beguile's Mistress

#173
March 02, 2010, 11:07:39 AM
...vanilla was spicy compared to her.

He was so intriguing...

Ramael

#174
March 02, 2010, 11:32:38 AM
....that the Cunning proffessors at the Cunning University in Cunningham found him a conoundrum and pronounced him an official paradox, stripping him of all official titles and making him an exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art in Barcelona where three college students and a tightly weaved oxymoron went mad upon seeing him, ran screaming from the exhibit, jumped in a fountain and licked their toenails.

She was so spread that...
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