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Offline Talia

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #150 on: October 31, 2009, 07:40:04 AM »
She was so smart ....She only played stupid...when it suited her.


He was so rattled.....

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #151 on: November 08, 2009, 05:58:13 AM »
that he did not sleep until he found a girl to fuck.

She was so seductive that ...

Offline Talia

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #152 on: November 08, 2009, 08:20:09 AM »
She was so seductive.....even the way she walked made you horny.

She was irresistible in the morning that......

Offline Isengrad

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #153 on: November 08, 2009, 10:30:03 AM »
even the dog wanted to fuck her.


his cock was so big...

Offline Talia

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #154 on: November 08, 2009, 10:56:12 PM »
His cock was so big......she had to get out a measuring tape....just to make sure her eyes were not mistaken.

He was so horny that........

Offline EpitomyofShyness

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #155 on: November 09, 2009, 02:13:21 AM »
he could outdo a rinocerous.

He was so desperate that....

Offline Talia

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #156 on: November 09, 2009, 12:51:56 PM »
He was so desperate.....the rhinoceros had to do!!!!

He was such an animal that........

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #157 on: November 10, 2009, 05:43:45 AM »
He was such an animal that........ he did not know how to use knives and forks, just spoons.

She was such a barbarian that...

Offline Psyche

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #158 on: November 10, 2009, 06:15:55 AM »
She was such a barbarian that...  she attacked everything she faced.

He was so captivating that.......

Offline Adonis

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #159 on: November 26, 2009, 01:41:49 AM »
He was so captivating that....he kept his wife in a cage

She was so hungry that....

Offline Talia

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #160 on: November 26, 2009, 05:13:22 AM »
She was so hungry.....she chewed on the bars...wishing it was his flesh.

He was so good in bed .........

Offline Callys

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #161 on: November 27, 2009, 04:06:49 AM »
...that he had to replace the mattress.

She was so subtle that...

Offline Question Mark

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #162 on: December 02, 2009, 09:01:53 AM »
...that you didn't even know you had climaxed until you noticed the stain on your pants.

He was so clever...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #163 on: December 02, 2009, 09:46:47 AM »
he knew how to use ridicuwibble in a sentence.

She was so inventive...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #164 on: January 03, 2010, 03:49:30 PM »
that she had never run short of words.

He was so atheist that...

Offline Sinna Mystika

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #165 on: January 03, 2010, 11:42:52 PM »
.............the gods began to doubt their own existence.
She was so tiny............

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #166 on: January 04, 2010, 09:34:42 AM »
that you needed a microscope to find her

She was so relaxed...

Offline Kalyx

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #167 on: January 05, 2010, 04:41:36 PM »
That he strapped a wooden board across his back to keep from falling in.

He was so backed up...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #168 on: January 24, 2010, 02:58:24 AM »
It took a week to clear his email account.

She was so distracted...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #169 on: January 24, 2010, 12:35:20 PM »
she did not see the elephant running over the airplane.

He was so bold that...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #170 on: January 24, 2010, 09:09:05 PM »
he ran down town naked and did it with a smile





He was so turned on that...

Offline Talia

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #171 on: January 25, 2010, 09:31:48 AM »



He was so turn on that he couldn't remember his name or speak clearly.....


He was so tunned in that.......

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #172 on: March 02, 2010, 10:25:13 AM »
...that he got Radio Luxemburg instead of tinnitus.

She was so bland that...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #173 on: March 02, 2010, 11:07:39 AM »
...vanilla was spicy compared to her.

He was so intriguing...

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Re: He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...
« Reply #174 on: March 02, 2010, 11:32:38 AM »
....that the Cunning proffessors at the Cunning University in Cunningham found him a conoundrum and pronounced him an official paradox, stripping him of all official titles and making him an exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art in Barcelona where three college students and a tightly weaved oxymoron went mad upon seeing him, ran screaming from the exhibit, jumped in a fountain and licked their toenails.

She was so spread that...