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TheLegionary

#175
March 04, 2010, 08:06:52 AM
that an elephant could copulate with her.

She was so delicate

Gosco

#176
March 04, 2010, 10:43:29 PM
that bananas bruised harder than her.

She was so gracious...
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#177
March 05, 2010, 10:47:52 PM
that she walked like a ballerina.

She was so adorable that...

Talia

#178
March 05, 2010, 10:50:27 PM


She was so adorable that... that even puppies followed her.

He was so evil that....

He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

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#179
March 05, 2010, 10:53:05 PM
not even devil dared following him.

She was so tall that...

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#180
March 06, 2010, 12:23:29 AM


She was so tall that... she didn't have leap over houses ..they moved for her.

She was so innocent....
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

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#181
March 06, 2010, 12:25:59 AM
that she did not even need a lawyer.

She was so busy that...

Autumn52

#182
March 13, 2010, 02:25:56 PM
She didn't even notice I walked out...

He was so cute that.......
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#183
March 13, 2010, 02:33:30 PM
I felt tingly all over....

He so energetic
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#184
March 13, 2010, 02:34:39 PM
that he wore me out

He is such a bad liar that.....
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#185
March 13, 2010, 06:29:14 PM
no one believes him.

My cat was so stupid that...
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#186
March 16, 2010, 12:26:26 PM
it feel in love with a rotweiller.

The rotweiller was so fat that...

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#187
March 17, 2010, 12:23:31 AM
...it tripped over its own folds of lard while scurrying for a piece of bacon.

She was laughing so hard that...

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#188
March 17, 2010, 05:29:03 AM
........she pist herself (actually has happened to me)

She made him laugh so hard that he........
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#189
March 17, 2010, 02:26:25 PM
broke his teeth...

He was so drunk that...

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#190
March 17, 2010, 02:32:51 PM
he began running through town naked

He was so tired that he......
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Captain Maltese

#191
March 17, 2010, 03:55:50 PM
...was too tired to sit down.

She was soooo worked up that...

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#192
March 17, 2010, 07:00:25 PM
she blew her top

He was so mad that he
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#193
April 03, 2010, 01:46:53 AM
...made Krakatoa look like a California tremor.

She was so quiet that...

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#194
April 13, 2010, 02:43:28 PM
...that falling pin created more sound when it fell on pillow.

She was so hot....

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#195
April 13, 2010, 08:56:09 PM
he spent an evening with her and got a tan.

His demeanour was so cool that...

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#196
April 18, 2010, 06:24:38 AM
He was so cool that cucumbers paled in comparison.

He was so hairy that...
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#197
April 22, 2010, 11:05:04 AM
Quote from: Barding on April 18, 2010, 06:24:38 AM
He was so cool that cucumbers paled in comparison.

He was so hairy that...

...that he was offered the role as Cousin Itt in the next Addams Family movie.

She was so mindbogglingly cute...

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#198
April 22, 2010, 11:12:44 AM
Quote from: Captain Corto Maltese on April 22, 2010, 11:05:04 AM
...that he was offered the role as Cousin Itt in the next Addams Family movie.

She was so mindbogglingly cute...

...that she was made an ambassador of the Cute Society.

He was so stoic...
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#199
April 22, 2010, 11:43:46 AM
Quote from: Pixilicious on April 22, 2010, 11:12:44 AM
...that she was made an ambassador of the Cute Society.

He was so stoic...

...that lampposts envied him.

He was so fluent in Klingon....

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