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Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7075 on: March 23, 2015, 11:20:41 PM »
What's your definition of ungodly? I have to be up early myself.

Would you like me if I insisted on turning down music/television/etc to listen to the storm?

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7076 on: March 23, 2015, 11:22:29 PM »
Anything before 9. (I love sleep, don't judge me)

Oh absolutely. Rain/thunder are some of my favorite noises.

Would you like me if I suggested we go outside to take it in more intimately?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7077 on: March 23, 2015, 11:24:57 PM »
I would.

Would you like me if I danced in the rain?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7078 on: March 23, 2015, 11:26:58 PM »
Only if you let me accompany you.

Would you like me if I put the mayonnaise directly onto the turkey on my Thanksgiving-leftover sandwich?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7079 on: March 23, 2015, 11:30:25 PM »
What you do with your sandwich is entirely up to you.

Would you like me if I didn't like mayonnaise?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7080 on: March 23, 2015, 11:36:10 PM »
Thank you! You should tell that to someone I know.

I understand why a lot of people don't like it. No big deal.

Would you like me if I dribbled a soccer ball most places I walked?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7081 on: March 23, 2015, 11:37:13 PM »
Just so long as I didn't end up getting tripped up on it.

Would you like me if I was a little clumsy from time to time?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7082 on: March 23, 2015, 11:39:12 PM »
It would add to your charm; clumsy is cute.

Would you like me if I sang obnoxiously loud during car rides?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7083 on: March 23, 2015, 11:41:07 PM »
Only if I got to sing along.

Would you like me if I randomly started to parody songs?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7084 on: March 23, 2015, 11:43:57 PM »
Depends on the songs, I guess. As long as they're not country, I'm pretty happy.

Would you like my if I picked my teeth while we watched TV?

Offline Zeth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7085 on: March 23, 2015, 11:46:11 PM »
No, that is nasty.

Would you like me if I used sign language constantly?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7086 on: March 23, 2015, 11:48:50 PM »
It would give me a reason to relearn it.

Would you like me if in a goofy moment I started to "gnaw" on your shoulder with lip covered teeth all the while making exaggerated nomming noises?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7087 on: March 24, 2015, 08:47:01 AM »
Depends how long it lasts! I mean, 3 hours might be excessive..~

Would you like me if I -- set up an elaborate trap of which I could safely tackle you full on into a pile of pillows?~

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7088 on: March 24, 2015, 10:47:48 AM »
only if the tackle were as soft as the pillows..a linebacker tackle may break me in two..

Would you like me if I prepared a warm bath for you, with the fragrance of a fresh field of wild berries?

Offline ultraperv9000

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7089 on: March 24, 2015, 11:56:25 AM »
That sounds radical, bro. Rub a dub dub, good smelling stuff in the tub!

Would you like me if I made you a gin and tonic?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7090 on: March 24, 2015, 11:58:46 AM »
No, that's the last drink my dad had before he committed suicide in the living room on my birthday. Totally kidding.

Would you like me if I made a joke that included suicide?

Offline Zeth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7091 on: March 24, 2015, 12:00:35 PM »
No, I would not.

Would you like me if I had no teeth and had to wear dentures?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7092 on: March 24, 2015, 12:10:42 PM »
Don't see why not. Appearances aren't what I base liking someone on.

Would you like me if I couldn't help but growl inside every time people start gossiping around me at work?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7093 on: March 24, 2015, 12:16:31 PM »
The growling would be more beneficial if you vocalized outwardly your displeasure.

Would you like me if had a confrontation with your co-workers.

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7094 on: March 24, 2015, 12:22:38 PM »
That's y'all's business.

Would you like me if I had a three-legged dog name Joseph?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7095 on: March 24, 2015, 01:56:05 PM »
I might like your dog! I mean, if you had three legs we might talk.. :P

Would you like me if I ... really wished I could live in the fantasy worlds inside my head?~

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7096 on: March 24, 2015, 02:07:10 PM »
Smoooooooooth.

Yeah. I would like you more if I received an invite.

Would you like me if I read myself to sleep every night?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7097 on: March 24, 2015, 02:26:29 PM »
Given I do too, that would be great.

Would you like me if I was in a super bouncy mood?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7098 on: March 24, 2015, 02:34:25 PM »
absolutely.. as long as they were vertical bounces and not wall to wall..

Would you like me if I preferred to walk endlessly with a date instead of a predetermined destination?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7099 on: March 25, 2015, 07:02:46 PM »
Sure, whatever floats your boat is cool with me.

Would you like me if I got a puppy without asking first?