Would you like me if I.....

[Autumn52]

I would like you

Would you like me if I cried every time I saw a sad commercial?

[Cayenne]

I would think you were pretty awesome~

Would you like me if I ... spent some time every week brainstorming how to make your dreams come true?~

[Phoenixrisen]

Only if you were brainstorming with me, rather than for me. My dreams, my responsibility, though help is always nice. :)

Would you like me if I made you treats for Christmas?

[Autumn52]

of course, that would be very thoughtful of you.

Would you like me if I threw a slumber party and invited all the ladies from E?

[Rubicon]

Absolutely, though it sounds like I wouldn't qualify to attend.

Would you like me... if I wrote you a sonnet?

[Zeth]

Yes, because you would be the manliest of men I know.

Would you like me if I played Exalted?

[justme4386]

Yes, if you explain me how to play it.

Would you like me if you found out I slept with your sister?
Please keep in mind when answering that I'm a lady.

[DrippingWords4562]

Since I don't have one, I would want to know how you travel to alternate universes.

Passing it on.

[Seress]

Well, depends on if you did a good job or not. *nods sagely*

Would you like me if I asked for my daily cuddle just when you were about to fall asleep? D:

[steele]

It would just make the nap that much more pleasant and the dreams oh so sweet.

Would you like me if I garnished you more with love and affection  than jewelry?

[Rhedyn]

Absolutely <3

...forgot to reply to the message you sent me.

[Angelic Kitten]

Definitely, I never sent you messages, so those werent mine   

... ONLY flirted with you?

[Raef]

of course! You be awesum!

...if I drunken spam you?

[justme4386]

Nope, but do I have a choice?

... let you wait for a month on an answer post to your favorite RP?

[steele]

I can wait as long as it takes..as long as I know you'll return.

...if my flower beds only consisted of white and yellow roses.

[Angelic Kitten]

Rather like white and yellow roses, if i wanted red ones i can get those at the deli.

^.^

... If i ate crackers in bed, and made a few crumbs by accident?

[steele]

I suspect it would be no worse, or perhaps bring back the memories, of a night on the gritty sands of the beach.

If I recreated that scene for you again?

[justme4386]

Especially if you can find those drunken sailors again that kept watching us...

... had just swallowed a load and it wasn't yours?

[steele]

as long as it wasn't your last load of the day.

....could tickle your cervix.

[Mikem]

If I even had a cervix?  I'm sure many a girl would like you if you could pull that off.

Would you like me if I couldn't buy you a nice dinner, but showed up at your door with your favorite drinks, snacks, and movie?

[CassieBear]

I would indeed. Very much so.

Would you like me if I... bought over a ton of board games to spend the afternoon playing?

[steele]

Would one of the games be Strip and Go Naked.. one of my favs.

..massaged your bunny between the ears?

[CassieBear]

I think she would enjoy that immensely.

... if I twitched my nose with every brush of your fingers?

[steele]

That would be a delightful, charming surprise.
.. painted your whole body with the brush of my fingers.

[CassieBear]

I would have to reiterate your previous comment of a delight surprise.

... if I added a bit of paint into the fun.