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Offline Asphodel Terrarium

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7175 on: May 07, 2015, 08:34:47 AM »
Of course!

 :P Would you like me if I give you a scroll with a language you have to decipher on your own?

Offline Princeoflight

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7176 on: May 07, 2015, 09:04:41 AM »
Nah.

Would you like me if I congratulated you on being approved ?

Offline Mihkul

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7177 on: May 07, 2015, 10:43:10 AM »
Most definitely!

Would you like me if I told you I was secretly an elf?

Offline Asphodel Terrarium

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7178 on: May 07, 2015, 08:05:05 PM »
Yes.

Would you like me if I told you I have a pet dragon?

Offline Mikem

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7179 on: May 08, 2015, 01:18:47 AM »
Cool, yeah but really what type of Dragon. The smaller person sized that can be a pet, or the huge "I'm gonna eat everything you love" type.

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Would you like me, if I came to your door and just poured my heart out to you in the rain?

Offline Xandi

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7180 on: May 08, 2015, 09:35:56 AM »
Yes, but the minute I opened the door I would know exactly what was wrong and hug you while you talked and got things off your chest.

Would you like me if I read your future without permission?

Offline Mihkul

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7181 on: May 08, 2015, 10:10:57 AM »
Yes....you could do anything you'd like

Would you like me if I told you I was a reality TV fanatic?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7182 on: May 08, 2015, 10:14:20 AM »
Sure, I like some reality TV

would you like me if I decided to be on one of those tv shows?

Offline Mihkul

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7183 on: May 08, 2015, 02:48:14 PM »
Oh so much.

Would you like me if I cooked you dinner?

Offline Asphodel Terrarium

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7184 on: May 09, 2015, 01:10:52 AM »
Yes. And especially if your food is delicious. Otherwise, I still would appreciate your efforts. I am not a picky eater anyway, but I would recommend you to at least make the food soft (by adding water); I don't like dry and hard food.

Would you like me if I give you a calendar planner for Christmas?

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7185 on: May 10, 2015, 06:45:53 PM »
No. That's boring and unoriginal and says nothing about what you know about me as a person. Wait, you know nothing about me as a person. So it says everything about what you know about me as a person. What a wonderful and thoughtful gift!

Would you like me if I regifted something you gave me to someone else who was in dire need of it?

Offline Cyclops

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7186 on: May 10, 2015, 07:00:35 PM »
Yes

Would you like me if I refused to beat you, even when you asked really nicely?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7187 on: May 10, 2015, 07:04:33 PM »
No...I mean.. if a girl asks nicely ...

...if I tattooed a dragon somewhere naughty?


Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7188 on: May 10, 2015, 07:06:27 PM »
On yourself? Yeah, I appreciate body art.

Would you like me if I licked your cheek unexpectedly?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7189 on: May 10, 2015, 07:08:35 PM »
Depends which cheek.

Would you like me if I borrowed your shirt and tie to lounge around the house in?

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7190 on: May 10, 2015, 07:12:33 PM »
Only if you wore nothing else.

Would you like me if I woke you up to the smell of frying bacon?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7191 on: May 10, 2015, 07:16:41 PM »
Yes! Who doesn't like bacon?

Would you like me if I distracted you and the bacon was burned?

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7192 on: May 10, 2015, 07:19:13 PM »
(Plenty of people, those poor, sad bastards.)

Depends on how you distract me. But it depends even more on if there is more bacon or not.

Would you like me if I brought you a rose at work?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7193 on: May 10, 2015, 07:26:20 PM »
Depends on the thought behind the rose...if it's a peace offering, then yes.  If it's a romantic overture, then no.

Would you like me if I made you ride the bumper cars with me 3 times in a row at a little carnival?

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7194 on: May 10, 2015, 07:29:16 PM »
You can handle that much pain and humiliation? I admire that kind of gusto.

Would you like me if I couldn't win the ball-in-the-milk-jug game at said carnival?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7195 on: May 10, 2015, 07:33:12 PM »
Not a problem - I'll win the big-ass unicorn for you.

Would you like me if I asked for cotton candy but only ate one bite? 

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7196 on: May 10, 2015, 07:36:30 PM »
Of course. That just means more for me.

Would you like me if I asked for my fortune from a Zoltar machine and aged twenty years overnight?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7197 on: May 10, 2015, 07:39:28 PM »
Sure!  What a story we'd have to tell!

Would you like me if I pulled up on stage at karoke night?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7198 on: May 10, 2015, 07:41:53 PM »
Only if I can jam a duet with you.

Would you like me if I ordered drinks for the whole bar?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7199 on: May 10, 2015, 07:47:33 PM »
As long as there are only 4 people in the bar.

Would you like me if I sang loud and off key?