Would you like me if I.....

[Elysian Radiance]

That would be a lot of cookies. Guess I should get the milk!

...Baked you cookies every day?

[Wispyr]

...Duh?

...Wrote you a poem, but instead burned it and just gave you a big ol' hug?

[Nowherewoman]

Hugs are awesome!


If I didn't feel like letting go?

[Kiurial]

Absolutely I would.

If I tried to kiss you during said hug?

[Nowherewoman]

damn well better. Look where my hands are... 


If I licked your chin? 

[Kiurial]

Of course I'd still like you...and the position of your hands.

If I tilted my head to expose my neck?

[Fleur Morisson]

Yes! Even if that would be asking for trouble...

My dress got stuck in the taxi door as it pulls away, dropping me back home after our first date, putting me in a very awkward position? 

[Kiurial]

Of course.  That wasn't your fault.

Would you still like me if I wasn't able to help you in time to keep your dress from ripping, putting you in an even more awkward position?

[Nowherewoman]

Damn, I was gonna offer to give her mine

[Kiurial]

There's nothing that says you can't take yours off to make her feel less awkward, is there?

[Fleur Morisson]

pretty nowherewoman just so happened to walk by and offered her help..

..if I invited her in for a nightcap too? 

[Nowherewoman]

Don't mind if I do!


Immediately started scoping out various locales in the flat for their um...suitability for athletic activities?

[Kiurial]

I would...unless you told me goodnight.  If something's going to be going on after our date, I'd hope to be a part of it.

Would you like me if I tried to come inside without waiting for an invitation?

[Nowherewoman]

It's Fleur's flat. All depends on how she rolls

[Fleur Morisson]

Oui.. she rolls!!

If I slapped my door in poor Kiurial's face, to let only let Nowherewoman in... 

[Kiurial]

I would be a bit upset, being ditched right after our date for someone else.   

If I knocked on the door for a while to see if you'd answer?

[Fleur Morisson]

I'd say "trick or treat isn't for another two weeks, boy".. 
and I'd let you in because I'm not mean!

If you came in but didn't find a bowl of crazy candies?

[Kiurial]

I would, and I'd be thankful that you opened the door.  The sweet treat I'd be hoping for doesn't come in a bowl, anyway.

If I told you how good you looked without the dress?

[Elysian Radiance]

Of course! Doubley so if you said how good my dress looked... on the floor. 

...wore nothing under my dress?

[Kiurial]

I would definitely point that out, as well as how much I wish I could have been the one to rip it from you.

I would like you, yes.  And I would tell you exactly how beautiful I find you.

...if I pinned you to the wall and let my hands explore a bit?

[Elysian Radiance]

Oh yes.

...if I suggested that we take this to the bed?

[Kiurial]

But of course.

If I wasn't able to keep my hands to myself on the way there?

[Elysian Radiance]

Yes!

...if I accidentally tore your shirt in a fit of passion?

[Kiurial]

Yes, if I hadn't already left it on your floor somewhere.

If I stopped just short of the bed and pinned you against the wall?

[Elysian Radiance]

As long as you cradled my head with your hand so I didn't bang it!

...if I locked my legs around your waist so you couldn't move away from me?