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Offline Thangar

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6850 on: December 17, 2014, 01:46:35 PM »
Often is ok, so sure I would still like you... but do take them off at times...

Would you like me if I......  walked in my sleep?

Offline Zeth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6851 on: December 18, 2014, 03:09:26 AM »
No, Sleep walking freaks me out a little.

Would you like me if I was a morning person?

Offline karvick

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6852 on: December 18, 2014, 04:28:24 AM »
No, I would shun you and curse the sun before going back to bed.

Would you like me if I tried to tie you up and spank you?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6853 on: December 18, 2014, 04:00:13 PM »
Well I don't know you, so would probably not like it that some stranger grabbed me, tied me up, and attempted to spank me!~


Would you like me if I ... followed you around writing your life story for a short period!~

Offline Zeth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6854 on: December 18, 2014, 05:45:16 PM »
Yes, but my life story is rather dull though.

Would you like me if I was an off duty ninja?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6855 on: December 18, 2014, 05:53:31 PM »
Sure~ I had a little ninja training myself!

Would you like me if I ... had a SECRET LAB UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS OF MY HOME, OF WHICH, I DID NOT MAKE ILLEGAL DRUGS, BUT INTERESTING SCIENCEY STUFFS!~?

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6856 on: December 18, 2014, 07:20:28 PM »
I would absolutely adore you!

Would you like me if I...helped you with your sciencey stuffs, and ended up finding a cure for cancer?

Offline Thangar

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6857 on: December 18, 2014, 11:02:05 PM »
Sure, who wouldn't like the guy who cures cancer?

Would you like me if I ran hard and came home sweaty and just stripped off my running clothing and tossed it in the washing machine and then walked naked through the house to the shower?


Offline karvick

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6858 on: December 19, 2014, 02:01:10 AM »
Not really because it's winter and I'd think you were silly for going running in this weather. But kudos for keeping fit.

Would you like my if I started playing my guitar.

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6859 on: December 19, 2014, 09:29:32 AM »
Depends what time it is, I might be sleeping!

Would you like me if I ... was secretly a muse, that had been evading you all these years?~

Offline karvick

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6860 on: December 19, 2014, 09:41:44 AM »
I would adore you while at the same time struggle to understand your power over my imagination

Would you like me if I wrote from the heart.

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6861 on: December 19, 2014, 09:50:08 AM »
Sure~ Whatever it is your heart is into at the moment, doesn't always make for the most concise writing, but yanno, hard to be the purity of feeling!~

Would you like me if I ... on the second date, called you up an hour before to bail me out of jail... :P

Offline karvick

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6862 on: December 19, 2014, 10:01:10 AM »
Depends on what the bail was set at  :P

Would you like me if I was your jailor?  C:)

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6863 on: December 19, 2014, 12:37:37 PM »
Hrm, that would be pretty awkward if I made my call, and a cell phone went off behind me :P There might be a sitcom episode somewhere in there.  Depends though, how 'nice' of a jailor you were ;)

Would you like me if I ...  read, and had written a lot harsher, or kinkier things than I'd ever be comfortable doing in real life?~

Offline karvick

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6864 on: December 19, 2014, 12:56:26 PM »
I'd be singing "Tell me more, tell me more."  ;)

Would you like me if I made an erotic caption about myself?

Offline Zeth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6865 on: December 19, 2014, 06:41:37 PM »
Yes, because those are fun.

Would you like me if I spoke Japanese all the time?

Offline karvick

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6866 on: December 19, 2014, 06:45:11 PM »
*Transforms into Japanese school girl* KOOOIII!

Would you like me if I said I was on Godzila's side.

Offline Zeth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6867 on: December 19, 2014, 06:54:57 PM »
Yes, because the new Godzilla movie shows us hr saves us from giant alien invaders.

Would yo like me if I ate ham?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6868 on: December 19, 2014, 06:59:02 PM »
NOOO..

Pigs are too smart to eat!

What if the aliens come down and are like "Hey, I hear it's okay to eat smart stuff, so we're gunna eat all your smartest peoples" and then I don't get eaten and I'm all left to assume I'm dumb :/

I'll pass it on.. :/

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6869 on: December 19, 2014, 08:16:49 PM »
What if the aliens come down and are like "Hey, I hear it's okay to eat smart stuff, so we're gunna eat all your smartest peoples" and then I don't get eaten and I'm all left to assume I'm dumb :/
LMAO!!!!!!

Only if the ham is with cheese, between two slices of bread...

Would you like me if I...took some alien DNA and crossed it with yours, creating a super-intelligent, advanced hybrid being capable of uniting all races and species in the galaxy?

Offline Zeth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6870 on: December 19, 2014, 09:43:45 PM »
Yes, but I hope it never happens.

Would you like me if I was a Lady instead of a Lord?

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6871 on: December 19, 2014, 10:37:49 PM »
*pictures Zeth as a Lady in just a Santa hat, suspenders, and boxers*

Yes, I think so... ;)

Would you like me if I was an indeterminate gender?

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6872 on: December 19, 2014, 11:11:37 PM »
yeppers!

same question!

Offline Zeth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6873 on: December 20, 2014, 12:01:45 PM »
Yes, because your inner awesome would still shine through.

Would you like me if I was bad at being a GM?

Offline Thangar

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6874 on: December 20, 2014, 01:32:44 PM »
sure, you are such a likable guy overall....

Would you like me if was obssessed about being in shape and wearing the perfect clothes and being the best looking guy at the party?