Would you like me if I.....

[missylafleur]

Derp.  Pardon my hiccup. How about, would you still like me if I didn't cook breakfast? 

[Kiurial]

I would.

Would you like me if I offered to cook?

[missylafleur]

That depends on your cooking skills. 

Would you still like me if I hate your cooking?

[Kiurial]

I would.

Would you like me if I ordered take-out to make up for it?

[Nowherewoman]

Depends on from where, but quite likely.


Is it cool if I don't use chopsticks?  I kinda suck with them.

[missylafleur]

I'd prefer you did.  You look cute when you're messy.

Do you always eat Chinese for breakfast?

[missylafleur]

...

(*silently gives up and goes to bed*)

Would you like me if I only ate Chinese on Sundays?

[Nowherewoman]

Of course, Missy dear. We'll find you something else to nom on the other six days *eyebrow waggle*


But what if I kept falling off the vegetarian wagon?

[missylafleur]

I think I'd like you no matter what. 

What if I threw you back on the the watermelons and pumpkins?  Would  you still like me then?

[Auctor]

Sounds like fun
Would you like me I just made us pumpkin soup and watermelon slices instead?

[missylafleur]

I think I'd like that. 

Would you like me if I insisted you feed the watermelon to me?

[Auctor]

I'd call that trying to be lazy but yes i would
Would you like me if i did chocolate instead?

[missylafleur]

I think I'd like that even more.

Would you still like me if I bit your fingers?

[Auctor]

someone really wants her chocolate I can understand and yes
would you like me if bit you back?

[Wispyr]

I would probably still like you.

...Passed out while we were talking?

[missylafleur]

I'd like you.
Would you like me if I wrote my name on your forehead while you were passed out?

[Kiurial]

I would.

Would you like me if I left my own mark on you as revenge?

[Nowherewoman]

If you used your mouth, no problems at all.


What if I used your favorite shirt as a beach coverup?

[Kiurial]

I would, but I'd ask for it back when we got there.  Not so much for the shirt's sake, as the sake of the view.

Would you like me if I lost my temper and smacked you after a heated argument, if you could immediately see the fear and regret in my eyes?

[Ariel]

That's a double-edged sword of a question. I want to say yes but... no.

Would you like me if I sang off-key to your favorite song?

[missylafleur]

Hee hee, I think I'd like you more.  It is, after all, my favourite song.

Would you like me if I forgot the colour of your eyes?

[Ariel]

I guess I still would.

Would you like me if I was not who I said I was?

[Nowherewoman]

Depends. Are you still someone I'd like?


What if I brought a friend home for dinner- and maybe more- without telling you first?

[King Serperior]

Sure, seeing as I don't cook myself, they'd be starving.

.....if I commented that oranges were better than apples?

[Nowherewoman]

Love them both!


If I didn't feel like peeling your grapes for you?