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Galanthor

#5875
September 25, 2013, 01:10:07 AM
No, cause that'd be mean AND you wouldn't get to see licking skills :P

Would you like me if i...dressed up as a cupcake?

TheLegionary

#5876
September 25, 2013, 06:29:40 AM
Not really.

Would you like me if I were a knight wearing a shining armour?

Galanthor

#5877
September 25, 2013, 06:59:05 AM
Not really...maybe if it was black.

Would you like me if i did a silly dance?

Nexus1199

#5878
September 27, 2013, 07:20:10 PM
Only if I get to join in


Would you like me if I sang out of tune

Mercedes

#5879
September 27, 2013, 11:15:51 PM
Of course

Would you like me if I lost my mind
Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music

Nexus1199

#5880
September 27, 2013, 11:18:26 PM
You had it? I like it


Would you like me if i was madly in love with Barney?

Mercedes

#5881
September 27, 2013, 11:27:39 PM
What ever floats your boat sparky

Would you like me if I talked to my cats
Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music

Nexus1199

#5882
September 27, 2013, 11:30:39 PM
I would




Would you like me if I sniffed your cats?

Mercedes

#5883
September 27, 2013, 11:34:51 PM
Be my guest

Would you like me if I blew bubbles in my strawberry milk with my crazy straw?
Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music

Galanthor

#5884
September 28, 2013, 02:31:45 AM
Only if you let me join or promise to blow something else later :P

Would you like me if i ate the cake i made for you?

Damned Eternally

#5885
October 01, 2013, 02:09:22 AM
Depends what cake it was....


If I broke your favourite/game/CD/book by accident?
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Snickerz

#5886
October 01, 2013, 01:59:48 PM
Shit happens... Life goes on and all material objects are replaceable.

would you like me if.... I unknowingly went to dinner with your ex?

blue bunny sparkle

#5887
October 01, 2013, 02:29:15 PM
Yep... but you'd might not like me for it... she was kinda an angry thing!

Would you like me... if I tried to set you up with my best friends brother?

Snickerz

#5888
October 01, 2013, 02:30:50 PM
Quote from: blue bunny sparkle on October 01, 2013, 02:29:15 PM
Yep... but you'd might not like me for it... she was kinda an angry thing!

Would you like me... if I tried to set you up with my best friends brother?

haha

That depends... What's the catch? LOL.

Would you like me if I forgot your birthday?

blue bunny sparkle

#5889
October 01, 2013, 02:38:25 PM
Of course! Everyone forgets my birthday!

If I got you crazy socks for your birthday?

Snickerz

#5890
October 01, 2013, 02:40:34 PM
Quote from: blue bunny sparkle on October 01, 2013, 02:38:25 PM
Of course! Everyone forgets my birthday!

If I got you crazy socks for your birthday?

I'm bad with dates.... OMG I'd put them on right then and there. haha.

If I threw you a surprise party?

Galanthor

#5891
October 01, 2013, 02:51:48 PM
..told you how great you are on every day?

Nexus1199

#5892
October 01, 2013, 03:06:20 PM
No, I hate kiss asses




If I cooked you breakfast for a midnight snack?

Galanthor

#5893
October 01, 2013, 03:42:43 PM
no...those end in stomach burns for me

gave you a spanking? :P

beanhollow

#5894
October 01, 2013, 05:23:07 PM
Oh la la!  ;) I wouldn't mind.

... stripped in public?

Deamonbane

#5895
October 01, 2013, 05:26:57 PM
I wouldn't mind that one tiny bit... the cops might though, but you can count on my help to get away *grins*

If I helped you escape the cops for indecent public exposure?
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Nexus1199

#5896
October 02, 2013, 10:36:43 PM
Of course


If I came from the land down under, where the women glow and the men plunder?

JadeArwen

#5897
October 13, 2013, 10:53:12 PM
Oh yesss, me matey!

If I moved away to a remote place, forget about you while I have the time of my life learning a new language and life style.

Tise

#5898
October 14, 2013, 06:51:17 PM
No xD

Would you like me if I had a face?
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Galanthor

#5899
October 23, 2013, 02:33:39 PM
nope. sounds scary

Would you like me if i was your hat?

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