Would you like me if I.....

[Illuminate]

Yes... Though that would put a damper on things. Especially if that's what my Dad, and brothers thought.

If I beat you at horseshoes? 

[Falstaff]

Yes...though I can actually compete in that event 

If I accidentally stepped on some of your pepper plants?

[Illuminate]

Considering I've done the same thing; Yes!

If I accidentally killed your garden?

[Falstaff]

   I...um...*gulps, bites his lip...eyes her up and down...looks at the garden...back at her...sighs*
Yes...*hugs her tight*  i would still.

If I had to shoot yer old dog?

[Illuminate]

But.. She's... I.. Yes..

If I leaped into your arms when you got home every night? 

[Falstaff]

Absolutely!   

If I had to leave for an emergency call...often. 

[Illuminate]

Definitely. Someone's gotta do it.

If I dropped in unexpectedly at the firehall, or your work place, just to say hi?

[Falstaff]

   Yes...please?

If I accidentally drew blood, nipping on yer bottom lip?

[Illuminate]

Only if you kissed it better. 

If I teased you relentlessly? 

[Falstaff]

What kind of teasing...? 
Yes...I suppose I would

start to do one thing and forget to...I don't know...use the syrup and then realize later, it's still in yer hand?

[Illuminate]

-Grins stupidly- Yes, yes of course..

If I tripped you coming around the corner to find me?

[Falstaff]

On purpose?    Yes...cuz then I am gonna run you down...and, and...and then...hmmmm


If I ran you down, pinned you and then teased yer neck with slow kisses up and down?

[Illuminate]

Oh god.. -shivers- Yes please..

If I turned off your phone and pager, and took you to a drive in movie?

[Falstaff]

Gosh yes!  Again...please?

If I was more interested in you than the movie at the drive-in?

[Illuminate]

What made you think we'd actually be watching the movie? Absolutely, yes.

If I took pleasure in small, stupid things, like chasing fireflies?

[Falstaff]

Yes...Did it all the time...still look for them now and again just to remember the good ol days in the country.

If I don't drink coffee?

[Illuminate]

Yes!

If I drank coffee every morning once in a while?

[Falstaff]

Yes...I have actually been swayed to try it with Irish Cream...creamer - not alcohol. 

If I don't/won't and refuse to eat beef, pork or seafood?

[Illuminate]

Yes. Though I'd pester you as for why, and then make you dishes with only turkey, or chicken.

If I ate bambi?

[Falstaff]

Because I have not eaten that stuff in two years...so much healthier for it. 

BAMBI?!?!?!?!   Nuuuuu....*falls to his knees, face buried in hands*...poor little...wait...cartoon bambi or real deer?
*shrugs*  Yeah sure...either way actually...you can eat whatever you want.  Still gonna like ya


If I don't drink soda pop?

[Illuminate]

Of course. The only beverages available in this house are milk, and water. No soda.

If Bubba shot the jukebox last night?

[Falstaff]

Aww C'mon!  Dang it Bubba!  Oh wait...yes...I would still like you...Bubba though...has to make amends. 

If I liked to dance?

[Illuminate]

Would you dance with me? Of course I would like you... Even if you just let me watch. 

If I liked to read out loud with a horrible british accent?

[Falstaff]

YES!  I love accents...hearing them from a lady...gets me every time.  I also do my own...whether or not I think they are good.

If I attempted to sing country songs...not sure if anyone likes my singing?

[Illuminate]

I'd like you if you sang period, whether or not you sounded good.

If I made up my own lyrics to music when I couldn't remember the real ones?