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Offline Illuminate

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5850 on: September 16, 2013, 09:28:22 PM »
But of course, dear. ;D

If I liked animals a lot?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5851 on: September 16, 2013, 09:35:52 PM »
Yep.

If I lived up to the title of unrepentant brat?

Offline Nexus1199

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5852 on: September 16, 2013, 10:22:26 PM »
Of course, those are the most fun


If I spoke in couplets?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5853 on: September 16, 2013, 10:30:41 PM »
Couplets I could forgive you,
So long as your lips generally stay closed while you chew.

...had trouble closing my eyes or blinking around angel statues? Especially the ones with their faces covered?

Offline Nexus1199

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5854 on: September 16, 2013, 10:41:18 PM »
Nope, i would be right next to you doing it




If I gave a twenty minute rant about how NuWho has ruined the Daleks and Cybermen by making them jokes?

Offline Kichita

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5855 on: September 23, 2013, 04:24:09 PM »
If you could be succinct and do so in 20 minutes I would be surprised.  :)

If I ended every sentence with a belch?

Offline beanhollow

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5856 on: September 23, 2013, 06:08:10 PM »
Every sentence? Hm... I think so!

...I had really bad dance moves in the club?

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5857 on: September 23, 2013, 06:19:54 PM »
I would love you for it and ask you to dance all the more!

.. if I only knew dirty dancing-type dance moves?

Offline beanhollow

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5858 on: September 23, 2013, 06:56:59 PM »
We would make the best couple of dance partners on earth! Glad to see my bad dance moves can attract someone who dances like you do  ;)

... if I asked for a private dance?  :o

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5859 on: September 23, 2013, 07:16:15 PM »
I would show you my best moves, the slow and the fast.

Would you like me if I performed a private dance just for you in an intimate setting?
« Last Edit: September 23, 2013, 07:17:30 PM by blue bunny sparkle »

Offline beanhollow

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5860 on: September 23, 2013, 11:15:56 PM »
I would be flattered!

Would you like me if I asked for such services on a beach of an undiscovered island?

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5861 on: September 24, 2013, 10:25:49 AM »
Oh yes!

Would you like me if I weaved you a bed of palm leaves to lounge in?

Offline Nexus1199

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5862 on: September 24, 2013, 10:33:44 AM »
I just may




How about if I made you a dinner fit for a king?

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5863 on: September 24, 2013, 10:43:10 AM »
Yummy!

If I made you a sweet smelling homemade pie for desert?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5864 on: September 24, 2013, 12:31:20 PM »
HELL YEAH! FEED ME PIE!

If I knitted you a Doctor Who type scarf?

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5865 on: September 24, 2013, 12:32:46 PM »
Oh lordy! The long one I hope!!!

If I sat you in my lap and told you exciting stories before bed?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5866 on: September 24, 2013, 12:40:45 PM »
Probably. They'd have to be good stories.

If I introduced you to Roller Derby?

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5867 on: September 24, 2013, 12:42:34 PM »
No introduction needed. I LOVE Roller Derby!

If I played a different kind of Roller Derby?


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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5868 on: September 24, 2013, 12:47:54 PM »
Why not. I would like you even if you did not play any Roller Derby.

Would you like me if I were an alien with tentacles?

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5869 on: September 24, 2013, 12:49:06 PM »
You know... I think that I would!

Would you like me if I was a Damsel In Distress?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5870 on: September 24, 2013, 01:48:14 PM »
I would. I would want to rescue you.

Would you like me if I said I liked Miley Cyrus' new song?

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5871 on: September 24, 2013, 01:52:54 PM »
Damned, darling... you wouldn't test me like that, would you?

... decided to suddenly practice nudism whilst in the middle of a date?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5872 on: September 24, 2013, 01:56:49 PM »
:/ Maaaaaaaaaaaybe  ::)

Practise your nudism, it wouldn't be an issue.

Would you like me if I wore crocs?

Offline Nexus1199

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5873 on: September 24, 2013, 05:09:30 PM »
I would, my fashion sense is pretty bad


)
If i pointed out all the flaws in Star Wars (4-6, everyone has taken the piss out of 1-3)

Offline beanhollow

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #5874 on: September 24, 2013, 05:46:20 PM »
I suppose so.

Would you like me if I was never on time?