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Phoenixrisen

#5850
September 16, 2013, 09:35:52 PM
Yep.

If I lived up to the title of unrepentant brat?
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Nexus1199

#5851
September 16, 2013, 10:22:26 PM
Of course, those are the most fun


If I spoke in couplets?

Phoenixrisen

#5852
September 16, 2013, 10:30:41 PM
Couplets I could forgive you,
So long as your lips generally stay closed while you chew.

...had trouble closing my eyes or blinking around angel statues? Especially the ones with their faces covered?
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#5853
September 16, 2013, 10:41:18 PM
Nope, i would be right next to you doing it




If I gave a twenty minute rant about how NuWho has ruined the Daleks and Cybermen by making them jokes?

Kichita

#5854
September 23, 2013, 04:24:09 PM
If you could be succinct and do so in 20 minutes I would be surprised.  :)

If I ended every sentence with a belch?

beanhollow

#5855
September 23, 2013, 06:08:10 PM
Every sentence? Hm... I think so!

...I had really bad dance moves in the club?

blue bunny sparkle

#5856
September 23, 2013, 06:19:54 PM
I would love you for it and ask you to dance all the more!

.. if I only knew dirty dancing-type dance moves?

beanhollow

#5857
September 23, 2013, 06:56:59 PM
We would make the best couple of dance partners on earth! Glad to see my bad dance moves can attract someone who dances like you do  ;)

... if I asked for a private dance?  :o

blue bunny sparkle

#5858
September 23, 2013, 07:16:15 PM Last Edit: September 23, 2013, 07:17:30 PM by blue bunny sparkle
I would show you my best moves, the slow and the fast.

Would you like me if I performed a private dance just for you in an intimate setting?

beanhollow

#5859
September 23, 2013, 11:15:56 PM
I would be flattered!

Would you like me if I asked for such services on a beach of an undiscovered island?

blue bunny sparkle

#5860
September 24, 2013, 10:25:49 AM
Oh yes!

Would you like me if I weaved you a bed of palm leaves to lounge in?

Nexus1199

#5861
September 24, 2013, 10:33:44 AM
I just may




How about if I made you a dinner fit for a king?

blue bunny sparkle

#5862
September 24, 2013, 10:43:10 AM
Yummy!

If I made you a sweet smelling homemade pie for desert?

Damned Eternally

#5863
September 24, 2013, 12:31:20 PM
HELL YEAH! FEED ME PIE!

If I knitted you a Doctor Who type scarf?
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blue bunny sparkle

#5864
September 24, 2013, 12:32:46 PM
Oh lordy! The long one I hope!!!

If I sat you in my lap and told you exciting stories before bed?

Damned Eternally

#5865
September 24, 2013, 12:40:45 PM
Probably. They'd have to be good stories.

If I introduced you to Roller Derby?
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blue bunny sparkle

#5866
September 24, 2013, 12:42:34 PM
No introduction needed. I LOVE Roller Derby!

If I played a different kind of Roller Derby?

TheLegionary

#5867
September 24, 2013, 12:47:54 PM
Why not. I would like you even if you did not play any Roller Derby.

Would you like me if I were an alien with tentacles?

blue bunny sparkle

#5868
September 24, 2013, 12:49:06 PM
You know... I think that I would!

Would you like me if I was a Damsel In Distress?

Damned Eternally

#5869
September 24, 2013, 01:48:14 PM
I would. I would want to rescue you.

Would you like me if I said I liked Miley Cyrus' new song?
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Insanityenviesme

#5870
September 24, 2013, 01:52:54 PM
Damned, darling... you wouldn't test me like that, would you?

... decided to suddenly practice nudism whilst in the middle of a date?
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Damned Eternally

#5871
September 24, 2013, 01:56:49 PM
:/ Maaaaaaaaaaaybe  ::)

Practise your nudism, it wouldn't be an issue.

Would you like me if I wore crocs?
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Nexus1199

#5872
September 24, 2013, 05:09:30 PM
I would, my fashion sense is pretty bad


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beanhollow

#5873
September 24, 2013, 05:46:20 PM
I suppose so.

Would you like me if I was never on time?

Kichita

#5874
September 24, 2013, 06:16:32 PM
I would still like you, I would just tell you to meet me a half hour earlier than needed.  :)

Would you like me if I was a professional cupcake baker but never let you lick the bowl?
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