Would you like me if I.....

[MasterMischief]

Laughter cures so many things.  Yes!

Would you like me if...milk shot out of my nose when I laughed?

[Belle33]

Yes, since you have that long tongue and could tiddy up in one swipe.

Would you like me if I accidentally washed your whites with my colors, turning your undies all pink?

[Mordred]

Whaaaaat? I suppose you'd also then make some crack about me liking some silly teen singer? Ok, I'd like you.. but I'd be reeeeaaaaallllyyyyyyyy super irritated!

Would you like me if I did the same with ALL your clothes, sheets, towels, etc.. but with blue.. making them all tie-dyed?

[Sybl]

I would, I love tie-dyed.

Would you like me if I started singing "Oh when the ants come marching in?"

[Mordred]

So.. do I get the option of actual ants added into this pondering thought.. going single file.. alternating regular ant and red ant? If so, yesssss.

Would you like me if I dispersed bread crumbs to watch the amazing ants feat of strength?

[Sybl]

I would! I love ants, they are so much fun to watch.

Would you like me to pour some of those red ants in your coffee? 

[Mordred]

*Shakes head at such wickedly dastardly thoughts.. bowing, impressed at the devious imagination and utter cheek*

Believe it or not, I kinda like the idea if those ants running around on my tongue. And their bite, in my opinion, isn't all that bad. A slight jolting sensation but nothing too disturbing. Although puttin' the tykes in hot coffee.. actually watching them freak out will be kinda fun!

Would you like me if I trained a little gang of these little wonders of the natural world to carry a cube of sugar to my coffee cup.. falling in until I give them leave?

[Sybl]

OMG you are too much. 

Would you like me to record them dancing in your cup of scalding coffee, then send the video to PETA  I mean America's funniest ant videos?

[Mordred]

Ants influenced by me.. won't show up on any silly human filming device! But yeahhhh, be my guest.

Would you like me if I did a swapperoo with your recording.. which.. well.. ended up being quite embarrassing for you? Amazing what can be found with a little digging!

[Sybl]

I would like you.. to hop off the nearest freight train into a slithering sloppy ....oh look a shiny penny. 

Would you like me if I replaced your blue jello with chocolate?

[Mordred]

Depends.. can it at least have a slightly blueish tinge, still wobble, and still break apart in such a cool, silly way? No.. ok, yeah you're ok, still.. just barely!

Would you like me if I went back in time, added Tom & Jerry to all the old writings in the 'early caves'.. distributed X-Men comics to the senate in Rome.. started a whispering bunch of rumors that some day a crazy vampire with a name similar to 'morbid' would rule the world.. and last, but not least.. found out what all the buzz about December 2012 was all about? *random but valid little desires*

[Kazuume]

I'd be a bit confused for a few minutes but yes, I'd like you. 

..I mad you some hot chocolate on a cold winter day, wrapped you in a big fuzzy blanket and sat talking your ear off while is snowed outside preventing your escape?

[Ephemera]

If the chocolate was dark... of course I would!

... if I dragged you outside to build a snowman and pelted you with snowballs by surprise?

[Kazuume]

hehe yeah!

I called you by the wrong name all the time?

[Mordred]

At first.. it would be lightly irritating. Later, yeah, it would not be cool. BUT.. later.. if I detected a sly little grin and knew you did it just to wind me up.. ohhhhh I'm sick but I have a weakness for bratty behavior. Sure, I'd like you!

Would you like me if each day you knew to expect a prank.. no warning.. varying degrees of either making you suddenly giggle like mad or scaring you down to those crazy little cells of blood inside.. just something.. like a ticking device ready to go off at anyyyyyyyy moment?

[Sybl]

I would like you, but know this turn about is fair play.

Would you like me if I kept changing on a daily basis, making you think you keep meeting some one new?

[Mordred]

That would be such a trip, I couldn't help but seriously dig the devious imagination. Absolutely yes.

Would you like me if for each day, I did a different accent.. but everything else is the same?

[Belle33]

Hmmm... well yeah.. okay ... that might be fun.

Would you like me if I sang off key in the shower?

[Insanityenviesme]

I would, cause I'd never notice it :)

Would you like me if I insisted on joining you in the song?

[Belle33]

I'd like that - then I wouldn't have to listen to myself.

Would you like me if I forgot the lyrics and just la la la'd over have the song?

[Insanityenviesme]

I'd love that.. I usually remember lyrics, but I such at la la las

Would you like me if I showed off, but I was actually unbearable?

[Belle33]

I could handle that.

Would you like me if I dropped your cell phone off the ledge from eight stories up? Opppps

[Insanityenviesme]

-laughs- Well, you'll have to be punished for it, so yes

Would you like me if the 'punishment' kept going on and on and on?

[Belle33]

If by 'punish' you mean shoot an amused glare - then yes.  *laughs*

Would you like me if I accidentally tossed your little black book in roaring fireplace?  Double oooopps

[Insanityenviesme]

Nooooooo... -jumps into the fire and gets burnt promptly-

I hate you!!!

Would you like me if I stole your little black book?