*Shakes head at such wickedly dastardly thoughts.. bowing, impressed at the devious imagination and utter cheek*
Believe it or not, I kinda like the idea if those ants running around on my tongue. And their bite, in my opinion, isn't all that bad. A slight jolting sensation but nothing too disturbing. Although puttin' the tykes in hot coffee.. actually watching them freak out will be kinda fun!
Would you like me if I trained a little gang of these little wonders of the natural world to carry a cube of sugar to my coffee cup.. falling in until I give them leave?