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Offline MasterMischief

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1375 on: October 22, 2011, 03:15:54 PM »
Laughter cures so many things.  Yes!

Would you like me if...milk shot out of my nose when I laughed?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1376 on: October 22, 2011, 04:11:51 PM »
Yes, since you have that long tongue and could tiddy up in one swipe.

Would you like me if I accidentally washed your whites with my colors, turning your undies all pink?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1377 on: October 22, 2011, 04:25:49 PM »
Whaaaaat? I suppose you'd also then make some crack about me liking some silly teen singer? Ok, I'd like you.. but I'd be reeeeaaaaallllyyyyyyyy super irritated! :P

Would you like me if I did the same with ALL your clothes, sheets, towels, etc.. but with blue.. making them all tie-dyed?

Offline Sybl

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1378 on: October 23, 2011, 10:59:53 PM »
I would, I love tie-dyed.

Would you like me if I started singing "Oh when the ants come marching in?"

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1379 on: October 24, 2011, 02:06:29 AM »
So.. do I get the option of actual ants added into this pondering thought.. going single file.. alternating regular ant and red ant? If so, yesssss.

Would you like me if I dispersed bread crumbs to watch the amazing ants feat of strength?

Offline Sybl

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1380 on: October 24, 2011, 02:17:21 AM »
I would! I love ants, they are so much fun to watch.

Would you like me to pour some of those red ants in your coffee? 

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1381 on: October 24, 2011, 03:22:40 AM »
*Shakes head at such wickedly dastardly thoughts.. bowing, impressed at the devious imagination and utter cheek*

Believe it or not, I kinda like the idea if those ants running around on my tongue. And their bite, in my opinion, isn't all that bad. A slight jolting sensation but nothing too disturbing. Although puttin' the tykes in hot coffee.. actually watching them freak out will be kinda fun!

Would you like me if I trained a little gang of these little wonders of the natural world to carry a cube of sugar to my coffee cup.. falling in until I give them leave?

Offline Sybl

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1382 on: October 24, 2011, 03:32:24 AM »
OMG you are too much.  XD

Would you like me to record them dancing in your cup of scalding coffee, then send the video to PETA  I mean America's funniest ant videos?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1383 on: October 24, 2011, 03:19:16 PM »
Ants influenced by me.. won't show up on any silly human filming device! But yeahhhh, be my guest.

Would you like me if I did a swapperoo with your recording.. which.. well.. ended up being quite embarrassing for you? Amazing what can be found with a little digging!

Offline Sybl

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1384 on: October 24, 2011, 10:44:59 PM »
I would like you.. to hop off the nearest freight train into a slithering sloppy ....oh look a shiny penny.  :P

Would you like me if I replaced your blue jello with chocolate?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1385 on: October 24, 2011, 11:43:05 PM »
Depends.. can it at least have a slightly blueish tinge, still wobble, and still break apart in such a cool, silly way? No.. ok, yeah you're ok, still.. just barely! :P

Would you like me if I went back in time, added Tom & Jerry to all the old writings in the 'early caves'.. distributed X-Men comics to the senate in Rome.. started a whispering bunch of rumors that some day a crazy vampire with a name similar to 'morbid' would rule the world.. and last, but not least.. found out what all the buzz about December 2012 was all about? *random but valid little desires* :P

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1386 on: October 27, 2011, 09:03:46 PM »
I'd be a bit confused for a few minutes but yes, I'd like you.  :P

..I mad you some hot chocolate on a cold winter day, wrapped you in a big fuzzy blanket and sat talking your ear off while is snowed outside preventing your escape?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1387 on: October 27, 2011, 10:00:21 PM »
If the chocolate was dark... of course I would!

... if I dragged you outside to build a snowman and pelted you with snowballs by surprise?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1388 on: October 27, 2011, 10:44:23 PM »
hehe yeah!

I called you by the wrong name all the time?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1389 on: October 28, 2011, 12:42:46 AM »
At first.. it would be lightly irritating. Later, yeah, it would not be cool. BUT.. later.. if I detected a sly little grin and knew you did it just to wind me up.. ohhhhh I'm sick but I have a weakness for bratty behavior. Sure, I'd like you!

Would you like me if each day you knew to expect a prank.. no warning.. varying degrees of either making you suddenly giggle like mad or scaring you down to those crazy little cells of blood inside.. just something.. like a ticking device ready to go off at anyyyyyyyy moment?

Offline Sybl

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1390 on: October 28, 2011, 01:07:44 AM »
I would like you, but know this turn about is fair play.

Would you like me if I kept changing on a daily basis, making you think you keep meeting some one new?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1391 on: October 28, 2011, 01:47:27 AM »
That would be such a trip, I couldn't help but seriously dig the devious imagination. Absolutely yes.

Would you like me if for each day, I did a different accent.. but everything else is the same?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1392 on: October 28, 2011, 05:45:30 PM »
Hmmm... well yeah.. okay ... that might be fun.

Would you like me if I sang off key in the shower?

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1393 on: October 28, 2011, 06:01:39 PM »
I would, cause I'd never notice it :)

Would you like me if I insisted on joining you in the song?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1394 on: October 28, 2011, 06:10:09 PM »
I'd like that - then I wouldn't have to listen to myself.

Would you like me if I forgot the lyrics and just la la la'd over have the song?

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1395 on: October 28, 2011, 06:12:30 PM »
I'd love that.. I usually remember lyrics, but I such at la la las

Would you like me if I showed off, but I was actually unbearable?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1396 on: October 28, 2011, 06:18:22 PM »
I could handle that.

Would you like me if I dropped your cell phone off the ledge from eight stories up? Opppps

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1397 on: October 28, 2011, 06:20:09 PM »
-laughs- Well, you'll have to be punished for it, so yes :D

Would you like me if the 'punishment' kept going on and on and on? >:)

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1398 on: October 28, 2011, 06:32:17 PM »
If by 'punish' you mean shoot an amused glare - then yes.  *laughs*

Would you like me if I accidentally tossed your little black book in roaring fireplace?  Double oooopps

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1399 on: October 28, 2011, 06:38:19 PM »
Nooooooo... -jumps into the fire and gets burnt promptly-

I hate you!!!

Would you like me if I stole your little black book?