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Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1425 on: November 02, 2011, 12:59:14 AM »
Of course, but...  *grins wickedly*


...then picked up those same straw wrappers and made "spit balls" out of them, and shot them BACK at you through MY straw?    XD

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1426 on: November 02, 2011, 01:01:35 AM »
Yeah.. but being wood-based (the straws, paper).. I'd cringe each time a wet splat struck my dead flesh.. each time pretending I was only kidding.

Would you like me if suddenly this vampire dived across the table, super vampire-fast, pinning you to the floor.. to whisper what wickedness I had in store for you?

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1427 on: November 02, 2011, 01:07:02 AM »
*Mock gasp!*  >:-)  Oh hell yeah....    XD



...pushed you really hard and rolled you back over onto your back, pinning you down and kissing you all over with my ruby red painted lips, leaving a perfect pair of lip prints all over your face and neck???

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1428 on: November 02, 2011, 01:34:55 AM »
I'd rather watch Modern Family and eat some nachos with you...*grins*

if I stole you last chips ahoy cookie?

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1429 on: November 02, 2011, 01:39:55 AM »
No, because that little Keebler elf guy wouldn't run out and put me another cookie in the package!  :(  (You should buy Keebler Chocolate Chip Deluxe!)  ;P


... had licked on that last Chips Ahoy cookie before you stole it and ate it?  :D

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1430 on: November 02, 2011, 01:41:12 AM »
ewww....

would like me I sold your Barbie Dream house on E-bay

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1431 on: November 02, 2011, 01:46:11 AM »
*Frowns!*  ...no!



...put a dress on your GI Joe and changed his name to "GI Jane" and let Ken have his way with him?  Hmm??

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1432 on: November 02, 2011, 01:47:34 AM »
Is there no end to your evil!!!


renovated your easy bake oven to gas...

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1433 on: November 02, 2011, 01:51:27 AM »
...sure.  I never liked cooking with a "lightbulb" anyway. 



...superglued your toilet seat to the bowl? :)

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1434 on: November 02, 2011, 01:55:50 AM »
wicked....


plucked the bristles from your hair brush!

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1435 on: November 02, 2011, 02:14:35 AM »
You're sick!   ;P 


...put colorful sticky notes all over your car ?



Offline Jeffrey

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1436 on: November 02, 2011, 02:16:03 AM »
Pretty colors....


Glued your shoes to the floor

(By the way to anyone who cares, I'm rebooting...brb)

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1437 on: November 03, 2011, 05:41:00 AM »
Glue shoes?  Who does that?!

...... made you pancakes for breakfast?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1438 on: November 03, 2011, 09:15:34 AM »
Of course!

...screamed your name really loud out in the middle of the street?

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1439 on: November 03, 2011, 09:49:36 AM »
-giggles- Only if its because of the reason I seem to be suddenly consumed with..

Perhaps just to clarify...

... made you scream my name in the middle of the street?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1440 on: November 03, 2011, 04:06:51 PM »
You know the answer to that Sir.  ::)

.....wrote your name on my skin?


Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1441 on: November 03, 2011, 06:01:23 PM »
How could I not dig such an act? If you write it in red, however, I may be tempted to believe it's one of those scratch-and-lick sorta tattoos. :P

Would you like me if I later told you all the names I have had in this agonizingly long existence of mine.. and expected you to jot them also along those delicious bits of your skin?

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1442 on: November 03, 2011, 06:07:10 PM »
Sure...tattooed ladies are sexy, right?



..looked like "her"?  ^^   ;P

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1443 on: November 03, 2011, 06:09:00 PM »
Hmm.. cool if I first have a few (many) drinks? Also.. can I replace the bulbs around here with those softer glow sorts? :P

Would you like me if despite my demands, I vamoosed the hell outta here? :P

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1444 on: November 03, 2011, 06:13:07 PM »
Aww..   don't leave.. lol


..."vamoosed" instead? :(  (Had to look that word up, btw!) 

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1445 on: November 03, 2011, 06:15:27 PM »
Ohhhh, don't go.. I got some Sharpie markers and want to see how much of those blank spots I can fill! But.. yeah, I'd still like ya. Although I'd be a bit stubborn at first. :P

Would you like me if when you jumped in your car, you were instantly encased in.. *drumroll* (yeah.. I gotta one-track mind).. the wobbly stuff?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1446 on: November 05, 2011, 05:38:41 PM »
Gonna say no to the wobbly stuff.

Would you like me if I painted your portrait?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1447 on: November 06, 2011, 04:28:36 AM »
You mean a brand new one or some splatters over one you dug up? Ah, either way, yeah it's cool.

Supposing you did decide to paint my good side, would you like me if I kept needing to take bite-breaks? All the paint has this strange way of making me thirsty for some blood.

Offline Chaosengine

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1448 on: November 06, 2011, 08:16:22 AM »
Might wanna reconsider, my vitae is pretty icky...

Would you like me if I was a pushover for a pretty face?

Offline Story Tale

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1449 on: November 06, 2011, 08:22:45 AM »
Works for me. ;)


If I was a pushover for sexy bald men?