Would you like me if I.....

[Story Tale]

Yes..

Wouldn't let you see under my coat unless I liked your 'art'.

[Insanityenviesme]

Oh, you delicious tease... I think I would :p

teased you by displaying the wrong art first?

[Mordred]

If by teasing you mean something like waving a juicy young lass with a love of evil things that go bump in the dark before my greedy eyes.. just tell me where to sign. Otherwise.. oh what the hell, I'd still like you.

.. tricked you into trying something I knew you hated.. but knew you'd like it.. and despite your previous attitude.. you ended up loving it.. only to find out you'd been had!?

[Kazuume]

Probably like you after a good bit of grousing at you. 


Would you like me if i stuffed your bed all full of cute fluffy teddy bears with googly eyes?

[Mordred]

It's been a long time since I had minions as current society seems to frown upon such ancient practices. So yes, I would like you very much.. and these cute little balls of fluff with the googly eyes would wreak ohhhhh so much havoc!

.. My little army of minions spread My word along this land and all others, taking over the realm of all that is cute (and fluffy).. while secretly, darkly, and oh so scrumptious and dastardly, these adorable things were all truly plotting from my dark whispers?

[Kazuume]

Yes I would still like you, cute fluffy things are easy to take down even if they do follow one so dark and mysteriously blue. 

.......ran an add in the paper announcing your plots and schemes and exactly where you hide?

[Phoenixrisen]

Sounds fun given the nature of my few plots and schemes.

...Took you on a hike to show you a peaceful little waterfall?

[Mordred]

I will trust you and assume there is a wee bit of shade? Yeahhhhh, you're cool in my book.

.. while basking in the natural wonders, I somehow drenched you with waterfall.. water.

[Phoenixrisen]

Oh yes, I'd make a game of it. *nods*

... somehow managed to "win" the water fight?

[Kazuume]

Of course! Water fights are all fun!


Had you swing off a rope into a lake?

[Phoenixrisen]

As long as the rope wasn't up too high... Me and jumping into water don't always get along...

...Found a newt and showed it to you?

[Mordred]

Aww, why not? Can we call it Eddie?

.. if I showed where I kept a collection of newt skeletons?

[Mortigan DeLoncre]

I would call you a weirdo and then giggle with amusement..

If I tied you to a tree in dark forest?

[Phoenixrisen]

Depends on what happens to me after that.

...waited to see what would happen?

[Mortigan DeLoncre]

Yes, that means you have courage.

..Untied you and took you to safety?

[Phoenixrisen]

Of course.

...gave you hugs and kisses as a reward for doing so?

[manlocksol]

Yes! Who wouldn't like an unknown girl giving them hugs and kisses.

Would you like me if i saved you JUST to get hugs and kisses? 

[Jason]

Nope, I'm hetero.

...took another attempt at thinking of a better "Would you like me if I..." line?

[Belle33]

I'd certainly appreciate your effort.

Would you like me if I showed up at your job with delicious fresh baked cookies for you and your colleagues?

[Phoenixrisen]

Honestly, it might creep me out just a teeny bit...

...Sent you pictures and recipes of awesomely nommy foods?

[Mortigan DeLoncre]

Yes, I would .. I like nommy foods.

Showed up at your door in nothing but a trench coat?

[Phoenixrisen]

That could be interesting, I will concede.

...welcomed you in, but only to play Apples to Apples, and Would You Rather?

[Jason]

Hmm...I'd have to think about it.

...sat down on a bench, only to have the bench oddly begin to float upwards until it reached a skyscrapper's roof.

[manlocksol]

Yeh that would be cool, id like you more if you taught me how you did it.

... took you on a magic carpet ride?

[Anesa]

Yes, but only if your carpet is equipped with seat belts and airbags.  :)


...bought two tickets to see Bon Jovi and made you come with me?