Would you like me if I.....

[Chaosengine]

I'd never push you over, would prolly catch you though. 

Would you like me if I brushed my hand through your hair?

[Story Tale]

*hands you a brush and settles down in front of you* Do it right

If I liked to have my hair brushed?

[Chaosengine]

100 strokes, or two?

Told you you're skin was very pretty.

[Story Tale]

Yes , thank you.


Wanted to rub your bald head?

[Belle33]

I don't have a bald head *grins* but if I did, you could certainly rub it.

Would you like me if I named a star after you?

[Story Tale]

Yay! *rubs Belles head*

And yes I would think that was very sweet.


Would you still like me if my star fell from orbit and crashed into the earth?

[Insanityenviesme]

I could sell it for stardust and become rich!!!

I would also be the only person who is alive, but I'll be riiiichhh!!!!

Would you like me if I turned sane?

[Belle33]

What?  That's crazy talk.

Would you like me if I took a a quick break?

[Mordred]

Sure.. but I will time you to see what your idea of quick is.

Would you like me if while you took a break I chilled with some relaxing tunes?

[Chaosengine]

Sure, why not?

Would you like me in a box? Would you like me with a fox?

[Belle33]

I would not, could not...

Would you like me here or there, would you like me anywhere?

[Story Tale]

I would not like you here or there I would not like you anywhere!

Would you like me on a train would you like me in a plane?

[Mordred]

Towards either path, I gotta say.. I believe would be more than okay.

Would you like me if from the dark, I lured you down a path quite stark?

[Kazuume]

Yes as long as there was chocolate in that stark quiet path. 

I ran my fingers through your hair and told you there was no one quite like you?

[Mordred]

(he has learned throughout his eternity amongst the lovelier half of the human race, the high importance of chocolate) :)

Ohhh, I do believe such a move of those fingers in my hair would raise quite the alarm of goosebumps. So yeah, I'd like you!

Would you like me if I pulled out a device to record those words, plus any other sounds, sighs, utterances of delight you would imagine.. to later play and absorb?

[Kazuume]

(note to self not to read Mordred's words when drinking water.....)

Well who wouldn't like being worshiped in the quiet moments of another's life?! So yes!


I ran my fingers through the ice cream and as I liked them off smiled at you from across the room?

[Mordred]

I do believe you might just find that ice cream you so happily lick and play with.. now contains a juicy blueberry.. and the crazy vampire across the room seems to have vanished. Yes, take that berry within those lovely fingers.. and yes.. I would indeed like you.. even after you bit into me.. err, the berry.

Would you like me if that insatiably blue-tinged sense of humor of mine suddenly infiltrated the moment and from midair I reached to pull a lever and.. noooo, the floor didn't open.. but.. yesssss, the sky does.. saturating you in perfect little cubes (3.11 inch cubed, in dimension, to be precise) of blueish-orange jello? (still working on freeing myself of that orange nonsense )..

[Kazuume]

Of course I would like you!  There is always room for jello! No matter what color it is. 

Would you like me if I got a coloring book and colored a picture in it with crayons most artistically done and put it on your refrigerator?

[Mordred]

I would think that super adorable and would like you very much.

Would you like me if I got a set of blue markers (wide range of shades, from the darkest midnight blue to the palest sky blue).. and drew a blue-mono-chromatic scene on your back, down jusssssst to the top of your bottom and along your hips.. only to realize later, with a apologetic gasp, the markers are all permanent?

[Kazuume]

Well I always wanted a tattoo.....so yes! I'm sure it would be amazing looking!

Would you like me if I drew a fake mustache under my nose, a bowler hat on my head and pretended to be Charley Chaplin in your living room?

[Mordred]

I think I'd be a little alarmed.. wondering if this was some strange fetish of yours.. but it would be so silly and random, how could I not burst into an uncontrolled laugh? Yeah, while my hand hovered near that gong, I still liked you.

Would you like me if I hypnotized you into believing you were my own personal plaything, who's only will on this earn was to do my bidding.. only to later (a few days later, as I'd have to have fun with this predicament) realize you'd been had (as in fooled!)?

[Kazuume]

I'd like you up to that point and then probably retaliate with my own idea of sadistic pleasure at your expense. hehe

I painted your name on the side of a building with flashing lights illuminating and your picture underneath it so everyone who saw it would know who you were?

[Insanityenviesme]

eh.. no.. I like being invisible :)

I graffitied our names together in the bathroom of a shady club?

[Story Tale]

Yes I would still like you.

If I made you sneak me into said bathroom so I could see?

[Insanityenviesme]

Of course..

conditioned that you'd have to wear nothing under your coat during said excursion?