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Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1400 on: October 28, 2011, 06:51:04 PM »
Don't have one so.....*shrug*


burnt up all your favorite magazines to make a bon fire in the driveway?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1401 on: October 28, 2011, 07:00:34 PM »
No!!! Bad Kazzie!!!

Would you like me if I ninja'd Insanity? 

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1402 on: October 28, 2011, 10:57:46 PM »
Yeah, no problem


Would you like me if I stole half of your grilled cheese?

Offline Story Tale

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1403 on: October 28, 2011, 11:10:20 PM »
Yes, but I would like you even better if you brought some tomato soup to go along with it.

Would you like me if I dunked my grilled cheese in the tomato soup?

Offline Sybl

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1404 on: October 29, 2011, 02:15:23 PM »
I would like you! I do it too.

Would you like me if I invited you over so we could share while the snow falls?

Offline selfexiled

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1405 on: October 31, 2011, 09:13:57 AM »
When should I arrive?

...if i brought hot chocolate along with lots of marshmellows?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1406 on: November 01, 2011, 06:22:25 PM »
Would you also put a 'Magic Kit' on that list of ingredients? I've always been a sucker for the coin that gets lost in the little drawer. Sure, I'd like you.. even though marshmallows.. nawww, I'll pass on those.

If I sat there doing really cool sculptures (ok, their coolness IS in the eye of the beholder.. but just you wait!) with the marshmallows, instead of letting them dissolve in the hot chocolate, would you like me?

Offline Sybl

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1407 on: November 01, 2011, 06:25:26 PM »
I would like you, yes, but...

Would you like me if I melted the marshmallows with flame and drizzled the molten mix on you?  :o

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1408 on: November 01, 2011, 07:02:50 PM »
(wonders where the ants fit into all this torture? :P)

Hmm.. if I said yes.. I'd sound quite mad, wouldn't I? And yet.. something about that wicked grin as you performed this atrocity upon my dead flesh.. yeah, I am one sick bastard.. I'd still like you! :P

Ah.. but such wickedness comes with a price, I'm afraid. In my frenzy of being shocked (yet also delighted) at your cruel ways.. would you like me if I got all 'medieval vampire'.. (which, to be honest, were harsh times and yes, I was quite an evil beast back in those days).. and drank soooo much blood from your veins I left you in a weakened state? :P

Offline Souture

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1409 on: November 01, 2011, 07:09:29 PM »
Yes. Weakened but still alive.

Would you like me if I didn't remember your name the next morn?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1410 on: November 01, 2011, 09:51:58 PM »
Damn.. and I'd probably be hoping you could clue me into my own name.. ahh, but it'll eventually come. Yeah, sure, why not!

Would you like me if you found out later after asking me my name, I just made one up?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1411 on: November 01, 2011, 11:21:07 PM »
Uhmm.. ::) That depends on how good you were before..

Would you like me if I never asked for your name in the first place?

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1412 on: November 01, 2011, 11:25:49 PM »
Sure, I suppose you wouldn't need *coughs"Mary"coughs* to know my real name in order for me to like you. :)

...just got lost and didn't bother you any more?  ;P

Offline Souture

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1413 on: November 01, 2011, 11:27:49 PM »
Of course not. I want to get to know you.

.... tasted like whiskey?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1414 on: November 01, 2011, 11:29:55 PM »
Hmm.. whiskey hmm..

Gave you a breath mint?

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1415 on: November 01, 2011, 11:53:44 PM »
Sure...thank you!  :)



... spit on a tissue to wipe something off of your face?  ;P

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1416 on: November 01, 2011, 11:57:06 PM »
Eek! Lol.. um.. sure. *wipes face with the back of my hand*

Called you way to early in the morning?

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1417 on: November 02, 2011, 12:03:41 AM »
Sure I'd like you...*Smiles as she turns her cell phone off:D


...followed you around all day and repeated everything you said?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1418 on: November 02, 2011, 12:30:15 AM »
Yeah.. hmm.. *ponders this a bit more* yeah.. ok. BUT.. ahhh yes, not that easy, eh? I would certainly give you some mouthfuls to repeat. Yeah, I would break ya! But I'd still like you.

Would you like me if I spent the next day speaking absolute, unrelenting, gibberish?

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1419 on: November 02, 2011, 12:33:49 AM »
You mean...kind of like you are now?  Sure...I'd still like ya... ;P  (jusssssssst kidding!)   LOL!


...gave you smart ass remarks/answers all day long?  ;P

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1420 on: November 02, 2011, 12:36:36 AM »
Ohhh, sure. Hey, you already started!

Would you like me if I replaced EVERYTHING in your kitchen with little boxes of.. yeah, guess.. rhymes with hello.. and comes in ONE color (in my warped universe)?

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1421 on: November 02, 2011, 12:43:08 AM »
Sure...I'd throw a "Blue Goo" party in your honor!   ;)


...ate a bunch of garlic and then tried to kiss you?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1422 on: November 02, 2011, 12:47:29 AM »
I would think you were quite wicked.. but if you distracted me plenty in other ways as you zoomed in with those burning lips.. hmm.. how can I answer such a question? Kinda/sorta throws my circuits into a tailspin when I try to say yes.. *so, cheats by simply nodding* :P *aka, yes*

Would you like me if in return to your 'kindness'.. I forced you to sleep in my oldest, creepiest crypt.. amongst some old creatures friends of mine (with me nearby, of course.. to keep you safe.. although I'd make sure you sweat a bit :P)?

Offline Anesa

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1423 on: November 02, 2011, 12:53:00 AM »
Okay, but don't say I didn't warn ya:  I will scream very loudly...  >_>


...ordered you and I a hot fudge sundae and I stole your cherry?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1424 on: November 02, 2011, 12:56:39 AM »
<-- Likes screams.. all sorts.. :P

Ohhh, how could I resist such an adorable girl my cherry? *wrinkles brow for a moment.. pondering how that sounds* :P Yeah, I'd like you.. although I'd watch that chin and neck like a hawk.. waiting for the tiniest little red drop to come dripping down. *wiggles vampire eyebrows*

Would you like me if as you ordered the hot fudge sundae, I grabbed a handful of straws.. then proceeded to shoot the paper of each straw, at you?