Would you like me if I.....

[Endorphin]

We can get someone to mow the lawn.

Would you like me if I insisted that you should ditch the soda and drink water instead?

[Thera Regina]

Mmmm. As long as it was flavoured water.

Would you like me if I only drank Diet Soda?

[Eikichi]

Only if you don't mind me trying to teach you about the benefits of water, just water.

Would you like me if I left half-finished water bottle lying around the place?

[Endorphin]

That would get on my nerves but I'd find a way 'round it.

Would you like me if I routinely cooked healthy and wanted you to eat it?

[Thera Regina]

Eh, I’d get over it. Doesn’t mean to say I wouldn’t treat myself once a week or something.

If I knew that I had to do exercise, but seriously couldn’t be bothered?

[Endorphin]

Maybe the same time you do the lawn.

I'd encourage you!

Would you like me if I played music you don't like while I routinely workout outside your window?

[Thera Regina]

Only if you had no shirt on.

If I played music and danced around the lounge when I thought no-one was looking?

[Endorphin]

Agreed. And I would love the dancing!

If I surprised you with an onslaught of kisses that interrupted your free dance?

[Thera Regina]

I wouldn’t mind, as long as you promised to follow through on the promise those kisses make.

If I preferred to give you pleasure than have you give me pleasure?

[Endorphin]

Deal. Anytime, any place!

If I tested to see just how enthusiastic you are. 

[Thera Regina]

Depends on what you would have me do.

If I was interested in trying Bondage, but unsure of how to ask about it?

[Endorphin]

I would.

If I restrained your hands with my belt and watched to see how you responded?

[Thera Regina]

Ooh! I would indeed.

If my safe word was Optimus?

[Endorphin]

I'd be Primed for that!

If I insisted that you don't think about giant robots unless you absolutely had to.

[Thera Regina]

I could do that.

If I thought about my other fictional crushes instead?

[Endorphin]

That depends a lot on who/what they are!

If I wanted to test your limits... and endurance?

[Anesa]

Maybe.  *grins*


gave you a lap dance?

[Endorphin]

Absolutely!

If I wanted you to wear that exact outfit?

[ChicagoOkie]

I mean I would look good in boots and a hat, but I don't know.

...made strip for my and my friends?

[cinza]

Would depend on the amount of alcohol in my system.

Would you like me if I was close friends with all of your guy friends?

[ChicagoOkie]

Sure why not.

...Seemed to have trouble typing at times?

[cinza]

Yes, not an issue.

If I insisted you wear a seatbelt?

[ChicagoOkie]

I always do.

...didn't allow food in the car?

[cinza]

I don’t enjoy eating in the car anywho.

If I fought ever illness and injury rather than go to a doctor?

[ChicagoOkie]

That would get a little old, especially if it was serious.

...dragged you to the doctor for you own good?