Would you like me if I.....

[Anesa]

I'd love that...



...wanted you to join me in said bubble bath?

[ChicagoOkie]

Yes!

...wanted to towel you off after the bath?

[cinza]

Only if you can wrap up my hair like all women can.

Would you like me if I was constantly sassy?

[Dark Rez]

Sure, only I'll give sass back.

Would you like me if you found out I was Batman?

[ChicagoOkie]

No, I'm not a Batman found.

...stockpiled comics for the apocalypse?

[cinza]

Absolutely!

Would you like me if I binge-watched Korean dramas?

[Eikichi]

Yes, I do the same.

Would you like me if I watched international serials without subtitles?

[cinza]

Only if you can translate them for me.

Would you like me if I tried to sing the opening songs to said-K dramas, but I’m obviously pronouncing the words wrong?

[Dark Rez]

No, I wouldn't.

Watched anime with you?

[ChicagoOkie]

Sure, always good to have someone to watch with.

...wanted to watch the same movie over and over and over until I knew it word for word?

[cinza]

YES. That’s one of my favorite things to do!

.. couldn’t make popcorn with burning it?

[Eikichi]

Well I don't eat popcorn so it's all yours.

.. constantly lingered on my phone during movies?

[Dark Rez]

No, I'd break the phone.

Walked around the house nude?

[cinza]

No, since I’m not sure what I’d be forced to stare at.

.... took too long while shopping?

[Eikichi]

Depends on whether or not I'm with you. Probably won't mind either way, depending on what you're shopping for.

.. tended to spoil things?

[Dark Rez]

No, don't like spoilers.

Made coffee for you every morning?

[cinza]

Only with extra cream!

Would you like me if I dyed my hair pitch black?

[Eikichi]

Maybe; I rather like how it is now.

Would you like me if I decided to go blonde?

[cinza]

I actually laughed out loud. No blonde for you, please.

Would you like me if I insisted on driving everywhere?

[Dark Rez]

Yes.

Would you like me if I was fat, but had a good personality?

[Eikichi]

I actually laughed out loud. No blonde for you, please.

Oh. Oops.

OT:Yes, personality counts. Long as you can get off the bed.

if I randomly dressed in different affiliations, daily?

[Dark Rez]

Yes, I like different.

If I couldn't get off in bed but was sexy af?

[cinza]

...no.

If I only wore sexy lingerie while staying at your parents during the holidays?

[Eikichi]

Yes.

.. If I decided to spend most of the holiday at my parents focused on you?

[Dark Rez]

No.

If I was a virgin?