Would you like me if I.....

[Dark Rez]

No.

If I surprised you with flowers every Friday?

[Thera Regina]

Probably not. Depending on the flower type.

If I wanted to eat as much popcorn as I can whilst binge watching Shadowhunters or Castle?

[Dark Rez]

No.

If I ever chewed with my mouth open?

[blue bunny sparkle]

For a one time thing, it would be okay... but if it was all time. I'm sorry, no.

If I wanted to go on all the scariest rides at the fair?

[Phoenixrisen]

Let's scream our heads off together.

...was the most scared on the darn Ferris wheel?

[Endorphin]

That would give me such an opportunity to laugh and poke fun...

If I was too sensible to try to win you one of those completely useless, over-sized, stuffed animals?

[Phoenixrisen]

*Let sigh* That depends, do I still get them from other places?

... if I still sleep wig a stuffed animal?

[Thera Regina]

If course! I still sleep with the teddy bear I got when I was a baby. Can’t get to sleep without him.

If I enjoyed staying in rather than going out partying?

[ChicagoOkie]

I would prefer that too.

...built a pillow and blanket fort and didn't let you in unless you could guess the password?

[Thera Regina]

Mmmm..sure but I’d probably get bored.

If I liked to watch How It’s Made?

[ChicagoOkie]

That's an interesting show. So yes.

...tried to start a food fight in a mall food court?

[Thera Regina]

Hehe. Sure!

If I yelled BOGIES in the middle of a crowd?

[ChicagoOkie]

Sure

...blew my nose on your shirt?

[Phoenixrisen]

I meant to wash it anyway.

...if my cat decided to put his face all up in yours?

[Thera Regina]

I love being bunted by cats! So yes!

If I wanted to help every stray I saw?

[ChicagoOkie]

I mean I don't think I have room for all the strays. Besides my cat doesn't like other cats.

...helped strays by donating to local shelters?

[Thera Regina]

Yes!

If I’d rather have Fur-Babies than human babies?

[ChicagoOkie]

Yeah, human babies are so much more work. I would rather pick up dog poop or clean a litter box than change a diaper.

...cuddle my cat more than you?

[Phoenixrisen]

That could be a problem.

...if I had a half grown kid?

[Thera Regina]

As long as that small human was well behaved.

If I really hated kids, but seem to have a soft side when it comes to them?

[ChicagoOkie]

sure.

...wore myself out playing with neighbor kids and was too tired to do anything else?

[Phoenixrisen]

That would be really sweet.

...also didn't have the energy to make dinner?

[ChicagoOkie]

Guess we're ordering out, or I'm making dinner.

...only knew how to cook three dishes?

[Phoenixrisen]

That's fine.

...almost never used recipes?

[ChicagoOkie]

That's fine with me.

...almost never wore underwear?