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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #300 on: March 12, 2012, 11:51:35 AM »
OMG!!!! auroraChloe!!!  You just sent me into one of my fondest memories of visiting my grandparents as a kid.


If you remember that the Wonderful World of Disney immediately followed Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom!

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #301 on: March 12, 2012, 11:57:56 AM »
OMG!!!! auroraChloe!!!  You just sent me into one of my fondest memories of visiting my grandparents as a kid.


If you remember that the Wonderful World of Disney immediately followed Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom!

yes. but i won't promote disney.   :P

my memory of Sunday evenings is of me laying on my belly on the floor with my chin propped up, enamored with the exotic animals and fairy tales.  it was one of the nights i got to stay up late.  the other was Tuesdays, so i could watch Happy Day.   ::) 

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #302 on: March 12, 2012, 02:18:24 PM »
yes. but i won't promote disney.   :P

my memory of Sunday evenings is of me laying on my belly on the floor with my chin propped up, enamored with the exotic animals and fairy tales.  it was one of the nights i got to stay up late.  the other was Tuesdays, so i could watch Happy Day.   ::)
Mutual of Omaha, Disney, and Happy Days! Oh lordy the memories!

I've had to adopt one simple rule. If she doesn't know what this is...

...she's too young for me.
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Offline auroraChloe

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #303 on: March 12, 2012, 02:20:32 PM »

I've had to adopt one simple rule. If she doesn't know what this is...

...she's too young for me.


is that a copy of Behind the Green Door ?   :P

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #304 on: March 12, 2012, 02:22:07 PM »
Devil In Miss Jones, actually.  :-)

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #305 on: March 12, 2012, 05:04:51 PM »
If you look at some younger men/women as more work than they are worth

I'm not sure when that happened because I use to think, "yay someone to play with."

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #306 on: March 12, 2012, 05:21:02 PM »
...you can tell younger people how you used to get sent down to the shops as a 5 year old to buy some cigarettes for your parents, and they look at you as if you're making it up.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #307 on: March 13, 2012, 11:53:56 AM »
You had a paper route when you were 12, and your parents didn't worry about you wandering the streets at 5 am, or doing your collection rounds to complete strangers.

Offline Kazuume

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #308 on: March 18, 2012, 10:54:23 PM »
You hand your kid a poly vinyl record and they go, "What's this big black CD?"

Offline Darius

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #309 on: March 19, 2012, 07:40:37 PM »
You remember the Sunday Night Mystery Movies

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #310 on: March 27, 2012, 09:34:06 AM »
you know:

Please be kind.... REWIND.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #311 on: March 27, 2012, 09:55:04 AM »
you remember watching sha-Na-Na (Sp)

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #312 on: March 27, 2012, 01:38:00 PM »
You watch the Nancy Drew Mysteries on Saturday night

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #313 on: March 27, 2012, 10:10:32 PM »
You rented movies from a shop that rented movies and not download or buy them online

Offline auroraChloe

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #314 on: March 27, 2012, 10:36:33 PM »
You rented movies from a shop that rented movies and not download or buy them online

and those shops rented the VCR too!

also...    you had the choice of VHS or BETA (i think  :P

Offline LunarSage

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #315 on: March 27, 2012, 11:47:51 PM »
If you remember when movie rental places had a back room full of adult movies.

Granted that could even be an "over 30" thing, but still...

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #316 on: March 28, 2012, 12:17:21 AM »
you remember catching The Muppet Show when it originally aired :P (man, I used to get so mad when I missed it! hehe)

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #317 on: March 31, 2012, 09:49:58 AM »
You remember when Snake Plissken...


...was the Computer who Wore Tennis Shoes.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #318 on: March 31, 2012, 12:23:26 PM »
If you remember when Debbie Reynolds was Tammy in every Tammy movie

Offline DeMalachine

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #319 on: March 31, 2012, 02:56:13 PM »
You remember when Snake Plissken...


...and Big Trouble in Little China was the like the coolest film ever, because it had a guy doing Kung Fu with lightning bolts coming out of his fists.


Offline LunarSage

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #320 on: March 31, 2012, 03:07:44 PM »
You mean it's not?

Offline DeMalachine

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #321 on: March 31, 2012, 03:09:51 PM »
Lunar - Shhh! Don't let the young people know about it. They'll just get envious that they never anything so awesome to talk about in school.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #322 on: March 31, 2012, 03:11:48 PM »
You wanted to be (or be with) Wonder Woman

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #323 on: March 31, 2012, 04:44:14 PM »
You ever considered "The Six Million Dollar Man" as must-see tv.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #324 on: March 31, 2012, 04:47:47 PM »
Your oldest toys are now collectibles.