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Offline Jethro

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #250 on: January 05, 2012, 03:59:31 PM »
.... you understand "go to bed said zebedee ..."

Online Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #251 on: January 05, 2012, 04:00:26 PM »
If you once thought the toughest man on the planet was Zeb Macahan.

Offline Jethro

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #252 on: January 05, 2012, 04:02:42 PM »
... you remember reading Whizzer and Chips  (UK kids comic) and still shun whizz kids because you were a chipite through and through.

Offline Sybl

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #253 on: January 05, 2012, 04:51:21 PM »
Okay theres obviously a logical explaination here but on the surface thats scary.... :-) (was quickly scanning the thread and stopped at the above post completely at random......)

you know your over 40 because you recall a time BEFORE Star Wars

The only live game of football(soccer) shown on TV each year was the FA Cup final

When you think Batman, you think Adam West first.

You rode a Chopper bike

When you went food shopping with parents, the total family food bill for them was less than the cost of buying food for your pet today.


you were dupped as I was, the bbc code [ you ] reads your name with no spaces, who ever reads it sees their own user name.. I saw sybl you saw [you] <<used bbc code there :P

Offline eiselmann

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #254 on: January 05, 2012, 05:51:22 PM »
See logical explaination.....thanks....<<mumbles> stupid bbc code should be made to do lines while listening to Lady Gaga/Justin Bieber duets>

Offline aFireWithin

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #255 on: January 05, 2012, 07:39:15 PM »
If you remember a commercial touting big green numbers and little rubber feet.

Offline Anesa

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #256 on: January 24, 2012, 08:23:39 PM »
If you know what this is, (and possible owned one in your lifetime)  ;P



Offline Darius

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #257 on: February 01, 2012, 07:15:15 PM »
if you remember when home phones were on "party lines"

Offline LunarSage

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #258 on: February 01, 2012, 07:33:00 PM »
((Noticed that a lot of these work for "you know you're over 30" as well :P))

Offline JDboots

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #259 on: February 02, 2012, 07:42:41 AM »
You tell your kids how high the snow was when you had to walk to school.

Offline MusicMan

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #260 on: February 02, 2012, 04:28:23 PM »
your conception was a result of the Summer of Love

Offline Monsieur

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #261 on: February 02, 2012, 04:35:10 PM »
When your once  hairy calves start becoming as smooth as your ass

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #262 on: February 06, 2012, 06:37:39 PM »
Remember when you got your first color tv
Went to a milk bar, corner store for all your groceries and could buy a large bag of mixed lollies(candy)
You had slides instead of photos and a projector to show them on the lounge room wall

Offline Sybl

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #263 on: February 07, 2012, 05:22:56 AM »
...when bathing suits were decent.

Online Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #264 on: February 07, 2012, 02:24:45 PM »
...the disco floor has lost its lure because you feel like the visiting dinosaur.

Offline Sybl

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #265 on: February 07, 2012, 03:56:09 PM »
...you became a legal adult in the early 70's.

Offline Anesa

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #266 on: February 08, 2012, 08:46:53 PM »
...you ever had (or remember) "Home Economic" classes in high school.

Offline LunarSage

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #267 on: February 08, 2012, 11:44:42 PM »
...you ever had (or remember) "Home Economic" classes in high school.

Heck I remember those and I'm only 33 (well 34 next month :P)...

How about this one? 

If you remember when no one had microwaves?

If you remember when satellite was something that required a huge ugly dish in your yard and you thought "wow, they must have a lot of money!"

Offline Shadowguard

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #268 on: February 11, 2012, 02:03:35 AM »
... you are actually 40.

Online Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #269 on: February 11, 2012, 11:24:49 AM »
When you look at a bunch of soldiers about to disembark, and think.... "they send kids off to war now?"

Offline LunarSage

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #270 on: February 11, 2012, 11:36:13 AM »
If the police officer who just pulled you over is young/old enough to be your son.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2012, 11:57:04 AM by LunarSage »

Online Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #271 on: February 11, 2012, 11:48:23 AM »
If all your favorite singers have at least some grey in their hair.

Offline Selloh

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #272 on: February 12, 2012, 02:05:45 PM »
When pong was AWESOME. Sneaking notes to your classmates was a fine art.

Offline Dawg

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #273 on: February 13, 2012, 10:05:15 PM »
Whenever you see ROFL you hear Scooby Doo trying to say Waffle.

Offline Mister Grimm

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #274 on: February 13, 2012, 10:20:22 PM »
...you ever had (or remember) "Home Economic" classes in high school.

I had Home Economics in Middle school and I'm only 22 lol. -slinks out of the thread-