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Anesa

#175
June 28, 2011, 12:36:51 PM
You couldn't wait for Saturday so you could watch "American Bandstand"....

Davina

#176
June 28, 2011, 12:43:08 PM
Bugs Bunny cartoons
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Anesa

#177
June 28, 2011, 12:46:22 PM
"thongs" were what you called those things on your feet?  (Now they're "flip flops"?)  LOL!

Davina

#178
June 28, 2011, 12:57:47 PM
AMG, I forgot all about that.. When the Simpsons FIRST came out.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

despickable

#179
June 28, 2011, 01:04:13 PM
Quote from: camille on June 28, 2011, 12:46:22 PM
"thongs" were what you called those things on your feet?  (Now they're "flip flops"?)  LOL!

In Aussie we still call them thongs on the feet.

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When ugg boots were not fashion accessories for outside but worn as slippers inside

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Sybl

#180
June 28, 2011, 06:35:38 PM
skate keys

TaintedAndDelish

#181
June 29, 2011, 08:20:22 AM
If your're older than MTV?

( Jeez, that almost sounds like "older than dirt")

auroraChloe

#182
June 29, 2011, 08:24:51 AM
Quote from: TaintedAndDelish on June 29, 2011, 08:20:22 AM
If your're older than MTV?

( Jeez, that almost sounds like "older than dirt")


- or -    you remember when MTV actually played music videos.

now it's all crap 'reality' tv. 

a/a 8/21/17

TaintedAndDelish

#183
June 29, 2011, 09:12:46 AM
you remember the fuss about "back-tracked messages"

Anesa

#184
June 29, 2011, 11:56:19 AM
you remember "full-service" gas stations....someone would actually come out and pump yer gas fer ya?  And then, clean your windshield!!!   

Sybl

#185
June 29, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
you remember when there was no need for privacy fences.

Captain Maltese

#186
June 29, 2011, 01:42:41 PM
If you once considered buying a 14 pound.... cellphone. Because it was so new and cool.

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Anesa

#187
July 04, 2011, 05:37:47 PM
.. you've ever had a grandma put "mercurochrome or merthiolate" on a scrape or cut.  (It was the stuff that stained your skin a bright red-orange color and it stung like a mother!)  ;P

Sybl

#188
July 04, 2011, 05:41:50 PM
 XD if you know what Camille is talking about, and experienced it personally!! ow

Prefect Mos

#189
July 04, 2011, 08:11:11 PM
damn fears of mercury posining, that stuff was awesome for cuts.-


If you remeber when Slushies came with awesome hologram thingies. 

auroraChloe

#190
July 05, 2011, 07:24:02 AM
... it takes longer to bounce back from a night of drinking beers and shots. 

a/a 8/21/17

Sybl

#191
July 05, 2011, 03:42:35 PM
When you are too tired to party, take a nap instead.

gaggedLouise

#192
July 05, 2011, 06:56:08 PM
Some books you thought would always be around at the public library have been sorted out to make place for xbox games.

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#193
July 06, 2011, 08:47:06 AM
When you leave a mall emptyhanded because there wasn't anything you needed.

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TaintedAndDelish

#194
August 31, 2011, 11:45:07 AM
If you remember this jingle: "Here comes Koogle with the koo koo koogly eyes..you'll love koogle, the crafty nutty surprise."

If you remember tearing the lid off that chocolate or bananna flavored peanut spead and sniffing the freshly opened jar!

( For those interested, it was also called "Google." There is a wikipedia page for koogle (made by Kraft) and a google answers page )

Sybl

#195
September 06, 2011, 03:57:20 PM
If you were not yet a teenager in 1965

TaintedAndDelish

#196
September 06, 2011, 04:02:34 PM
... If you ride a motorcycle, wear a toupee (or sport a comb-over) and try to pick up 20 year old girls XD!

Sybl

#197
September 06, 2011, 04:12:53 PM
you saw the Beatles debut.  :o

TaintedAndDelish

#198
September 06, 2011, 04:33:23 PM
If you remember when 5 megabyte hard drives were external and about the size of a PC

Sybl

#199
September 06, 2011, 04:35:37 PM
You remember a Hershey bar costing a nickle.
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