You know you are over 40 if...

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You know you are over 40 if you remember when naps where involuntary instead of a necessity.

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You were an adult when MTV actually played videos.

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auroraChloe

you remember the fading "dot" when you turned off the television.

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Quote from: auroraChloe on May 29, 2012, 08:01:51 AM
you remember the fading "dot" when you turned off the television.

Or the National Anthem being played when the station signed off for the evening. :-)
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If you remember when there was no call waiting and no cell phones. If you remember playing in the sprinkler during the summer. If you were the remote for your dad (and the channel changer on the tv was a dial you had to turn). If your bicycle had the old banana seat and you regularly rode double on the bike (either someone riding behind you or on the handlebars).
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auroraChloe

Quote from: Torch on May 29, 2012, 08:09:07 AM
Or the National Anthem being played when the station signed off for the evening. :-)

yup.  good lord. 

the old indian sign off image... i've seen that, but don't think it is an actual memory of early childhood. 

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Captain Maltese

...you remember the sole tv channel had a 'technical error' poster that could be stuck on the screen for hours.

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You remember when the kids had free roam in the back of the station wagon during road trips.

You remember when 8-Track tapes were a new thing.

You remember when handheld calculators came along.  You learned trigonometry and logarithms with tables and slide rules.

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Quote from: Prefect Mos on June 10, 2011, 04:54:07 PM
[you] Knows there over forty, cause they dont know how I guessed they would read this.

*gasps*  I am not over 40, yet. I still have another year to be young. :P
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Mr Bigglesworth

You had to decide between betamax and VHS - and 8 tracks were cool.

despickable

You know you are over forty cos you remember you didn't need to wear helmets to ride your bike, your neighbors knew you and it was safe to go into their house for a soda and a cookie.

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Rolo

If you can remember when 10 p.m. was when things got shakin', rather than a sound bedtime.

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if you are posting in this thread :)

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