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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #275 on: February 16, 2012, 01:35:20 PM »
You thought Fonzie was cool and Richie was actually Opie all grown up!

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #276 on: February 16, 2012, 02:08:43 PM »
You know who's girlfriend "Pinky Tuscadero" was?   

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #277 on: February 16, 2012, 02:20:23 PM »
You had a big ass comb in the back pocket of your Hash Jeans.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #278 on: February 22, 2012, 03:29:52 AM »
*now you are just making things up*

You rode a skateboard that didn't bend.

You made your own skateboard by dismantling "key" skates and nailing them onto the bottom of a 2 by 4 by 10....(well, maybe your big brother did it for you)
or got screamed at by your mom when picking up the party line phone while the other party was on a call....
or when your allowance was a nickle and that was a LOT of candy.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2012, 03:31:33 AM by Taymynx »

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #279 on: February 22, 2012, 03:42:53 AM »
DROP, DUCK, and COVER Drills...

and by God, your skirt had better touch the back of your calves while on your knees, if not the ground, or you were headed home....and your brother's hair had better not touch his ears or collar.

This is a fun thread!

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #280 on: February 22, 2012, 09:14:48 AM »
You shed a tear when Elvis died.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #281 on: February 22, 2012, 04:08:47 PM »
If you remember playing with paper dolls. Also when Ken and Barbie were not anatomically correct. Also when baby dolls did not look real.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #282 on: February 23, 2012, 09:01:49 AM »
If you remember when Oliver killed the Brady Bunch, and your wife used to babysit the actor that played Oliver.

Offline Captain MalteseTopic starter

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #283 on: February 23, 2012, 09:46:26 AM »
If music videos on your tv were not originals, but versions translated to your own language by crappy musicians rented in by the state television.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #284 on: February 24, 2012, 09:41:19 PM »
You remember the original Lite Brite.

Offline bunny

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #285 on: February 24, 2012, 09:43:41 PM »
You remember Joanie and Cha Chi's first "date."

Offline Sybl

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #286 on: February 24, 2012, 10:03:57 PM »
Your parents had a brand new 1953 Chevrolet and you rode in it.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #287 on: February 25, 2012, 12:03:21 PM »
You know who's number is 867-5309.

Offline Wykyd

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #288 on: February 25, 2012, 12:21:39 PM »
You ever saw an episode of Love American Style!

Offline LunarSage

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #289 on: February 25, 2012, 12:22:41 PM »
You know who's number is 867-5309.

Jenny, right?

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #290 on: February 25, 2012, 02:01:39 PM »
You use to watch Solid Gold every weekend

Offline yoniek

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #291 on: February 25, 2012, 04:22:07 PM »
you have watched television in your childhood in black and white.

Offline derek

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #292 on: February 25, 2012, 07:28:17 PM »
You know you are...
If you watched the Beatles on Ed Sullivan LIVE.

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Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #293 on: February 27, 2012, 08:56:19 AM »
You were ever paddled by the principal in grade school for stepping out of line.

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #294 on: March 07, 2012, 03:31:28 AM »
Funny, when I was a kid, We had a gym teacher who used to give out birthday spanks in the cafeteria with a ping pong paddle while everyone watched and cheered...

Good times....

Offline derek

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #295 on: March 10, 2012, 01:48:25 PM »
You know you're over 40 when the 1964 Corvette Stringray was a new car in the showroom and not yet a classic

Offline Mordred

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #296 on: March 10, 2012, 02:11:29 PM »
Ok.. I forgot what it was like to be over 40. The year was 351.. and I was still in a chaotic transitional period.. (and to be completely honest.. certain memories are hazy.. for the ground does take it's toll). But.. what I can do is give my insight upon..

You know you are over 400 if...

You start to see the significance in everything.. every little swerve, each moment, and yes.. every adorable blade of vibrantly green grass.. and just beyond the fringes of awareness, you can feel that amazing pattern that encompasses all. It has a pulse.. I just wish it'd let me take a bite, even if it vaporized me out of existence as the inevitable price.

Offline Codswallop

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #297 on: March 10, 2012, 02:23:08 PM »
There was a time in your life when you would have given anything to be this much of a masculine badass.


Street toughs circa 1984.
Not pictured: Dignity
« Last Edit: March 10, 2012, 02:25:28 PM by Codswallop »

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #298 on: March 11, 2012, 03:25:03 PM »

... When people start labeling you as "mature"...not as in "fully matured" but rather as in "mature porn"

:)

Offline auroraChloe

Re: You know you are over 40 if...
« Reply #299 on: March 12, 2012, 11:45:03 AM »
this on the telly meant it was sunday evening.... 

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