Fezzik's Rhyming Thread

[Mordred]

To end those pesky licking flames, he rubbed his bottom on a tire

Scent of burning rubber filled the air below the moon

[Geil]

Hold your breath a little while. Do not breath in too soon.

The wind will freshen up the air, and soothe the sore behind.

[gaggedLouise]

Deciding on a cup of coffee, to calm his spinning mind

He piled up burning swathes of tyre, hanging a kettle of water above

[Geil]

And soon a steaming cup of comfort cradled in his glove

Was cheering up his burnt demeanour through its own dark roast aroma.

[Pyewacket75]

But too much caffeine could land you in a coma!

Do not be afraid, for morning is 'nigh!

[forbiddenfruit]

and don't worry, it's going to be alright

they all want you to fall, but you shan't

[Mordred]

Yet inside those mad cells of blood rave and rant

Whispering their need for others to join and play

[Geil]

And the play can last all night and day

With a sufficient caffeine high.

[eternalnight]

So you don't even notice as the time passes you by

And the madness surrounds you like a cloak.

[elone]

So totally crazed you soon might croak.

But soon redemption will be at hand.

[Mordred]

Sadly mine was bottled, or boxed up, or canned

Someday, I know, I'll feel it's enlightening kiss

[Geil]

But until then, it's not something you'll miss?

Or maybe I just read that last bit wrong...

[Remiel]

A notion so elegantly lifted up in song.

Ere it sounded, until the sun burned red and cold,

[Geil]

The evening wind died down and the day grew old.

The sunset sketches carmine clouds across the occidental horizon,

[Mordred]

Sometimes I like to watch this image, sent safely from the network 'Verizon'

Yet as I do, inside my cells, my ancient soul screams 'Dude, turn it off!'

[Xandria]

A fear most prudent, I cannot scoff

For me 'tis spiders, and creepy crawlies

[Geil]

Millipedes, moths, woodlice, bees, wasps - No Please

Do not bring them near me or I fear I shall scream.

[Alice Wonder]

And wake my mother from her sleeping Dream

The weather today, the sky looks sunny.

[Mordred]

The clouds're rather green, perhaps they'll drop money.

Taking a risk, I'll stay in my shorts..

[Xandria]

Beware the gremlins, such greedy cohorts

Showers of bullion will draw their ire, drops of water to multiply 

[Mordred]

Like dividing cells, the clouds split and split, compounding their supply.

Before our eyes, the ground does vanish.. replaced by a heaving water

[Xandria]

"Climb quickly lad into the trees, take care and do not falter!"

Darkened skies and chilling wind, mischief's deluge is upon us!

[Mordred]

Rippling waves move through the air.. "I think some force does con us!"

Reverting back to simpler times, up the trees we scurry

[Xandria]

On branches perched, we bide our time, outwitting nature's fury

Thunder booms, an orb appears, "A travelling time contraption!"

[Mordred]

"Step inside and hold on tight!", read a tiny scribbled caption.

What choice do we, he shrugged at she.. as they climbed into the bubble