Fezzik's Rhyming Thread

[Remiel]

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Rules are simple.  Answer the post above you in rhyme, and then add a sentence of your own. Let's see how far we can get without somebody breaking the chain.

1. Rhyming too much hurts my head...

[RolandDragoon]

Do I ryme to what is posted to #1?

[Kaizen]

1. Rhyming too much hurts my head...

2.  If you don't stop, you could end up dead.
  I think you should take a tylenol...

[Remiel]

3. If I do, will I be smilin', doll?

I guess this rhyming stuff is harder than it looks...

[Kendra]

4. maybe we should get some help from books?

This is actually quite fun

[Kaizen]

5. Fun... surely you pun.
Isn't today your birthday?

[DiverseDesires]

6. No, not for quite a ways,

But party?  Your place or mine?

[Underneath]

7.  How about mine?  Or we could go out to a fine restaurant to wine and dine

Which would you prefer?

[DiverseDesires]

8. It's your choice...... I'll defer

But privacy from prying eyes..........

[Kendra]

9. Should we maybe tell the guys?

It wouldn't be much fun without them ...

[Remiel]

10. Especially my cousin Clem.

Or are we going on a date?

[Falanor]

Or are we going on a date?

11. I'd hate to make you wait.

Who's driving, me or you?

[Kendra]

12. It doesn't matter who drives who.

Should we bring some beer or wine?

[Falanor]

13. If we do, do you think we'll make it in time?

Before we go don't let me forget my hat.

[Remiel]

14. Oh, I couldn't let you forget that!

Do you think that it'll be cold?

[Ryven]

15. Enough conversation.  This is getting old.

Out to the car, everyone!

[Kendra]

16.  Before anyone else does, I'm calling shotgun!

Damn does my butt look big in this?

[Mithlomwen]

17. Of course not my dear, to say so would be amiss.

We should go before the car runs out of gas. 

[Falanor]

18. If we do make sure to have a bus pass.

You think they'll have Guinness?

[Kaizen]

19. I hope so for the sake of our drunkeness.

Hey, did you get a look at Kendra's backside?

(edit changed ass to backside for rhyming diversity)

[Ryven]

20.  If anyone didn't, I'd say they had lied.

I'm getting hungry.  Let's go right now.

[Mithlomwen]

21. I'm hungry enough I think I could eat an entire cow.

I hope this place has decent drinks.

[Remiel]

22. Hey, look! A Sphinx!

How many people can fit in Ryven's car?

[Mithlomwen]

23. I'm not sure, but at least the place we're going isn't far.

We need to get going.  The place might be closing. 

[Ryven]

24.  Come on, let's go, let's get moving.

I hope they have cider.