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Online RemielTopic starter

Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« on: December 24, 2010, 02:42:21 PM »
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Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Rules are simple.  Answer the post above you in rhyme, and then add a sentence of your own. Let's see how far we can get without somebody breaking the chain.

1. Rhyming too much hurts my head...

« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 01:41:35 AM by Remiel »

Offline RolandDragoon

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2010, 06:30:56 PM »
Do I ryme to what is posted to #1?

Offline Kaizen

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2010, 11:02:35 AM »
1. Rhyming too much hurts my head...

2.  If you don't stop, you could end up dead.
  I think you should take a tylenol...

Online RemielTopic starter

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2011, 01:21:53 PM »
3. If I do, will I be smilin', doll?

I guess this rhyming stuff is harder than it looks...

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2011, 01:29:14 PM »
4. maybe we should get some help from books?

This is actually quite fun

Offline Kaizen

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 02:41:22 PM »
5. Fun... surely you pun.
Isn't today your birthday?

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 02:54:35 PM »
6. No, not for quite a ways,

But party?  Your place or mine?

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 03:01:27 PM »
7.  How about mine?  Or we could go out to a fine restaurant to wine and dine

Which would you prefer?

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 03:03:17 PM »
8. It's your choice...... I'll defer

But privacy from prying eyes..........

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 03:12:58 PM »
9. Should we maybe tell the guys?

It wouldn't be much fun without them ...

Online RemielTopic starter

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 05:13:02 PM »
10. Especially my cousin Clem.

Or are we going on a date?

Offline Falanor

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 05:43:43 PM »
Or are we going on a date?

11. I'd hate to make you wait.

Who's driving, me or you?

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 07:01:41 PM »
12. It doesn't matter who drives who.

Should we bring some beer or wine?

Offline Falanor

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2011, 09:21:27 PM »
13. If we do, do you think we'll make it in time?

Before we go don't let me forget my hat.

Online RemielTopic starter

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2011, 11:56:46 PM »
14. Oh, I couldn't let you forget that!

Do you think that it'll be cold?

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2011, 12:05:05 AM »
15. Enough conversation.  This is getting old.

Out to the car, everyone!

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2011, 02:44:15 AM »
16.  Before anyone else does, I'm calling shotgun!

Damn does my butt look big in this?

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2011, 11:24:13 AM »
17. Of course not my dear, to say so would be amiss.

We should go before the car runs out of gas. 

Offline Falanor

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2011, 11:29:17 AM »
18. If we do make sure to have a bus pass.

You think they'll have Guinness?

Offline Kaizen

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2011, 11:44:40 AM »
19. I hope so for the sake of our drunkeness.

Hey, did you get a look at Kendra's backside?

(edit changed ass to backside for rhyming diversity)
« Last Edit: January 06, 2011, 11:51:09 AM by Kaizen »

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2011, 12:23:37 PM »
20.  If anyone didn't, I'd say they had lied.

I'm getting hungry.  Let's go right now.

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2011, 06:45:21 PM »
21. I'm hungry enough I think I could eat an entire cow.

I hope this place has decent drinks.

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2011, 07:26:39 PM »
22. Hey, look! A Sphinx!

How many people can fit in Ryven's car?

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2011, 07:38:15 PM »
23. I'm not sure, but at least the place we're going isn't far.

We need to get going.  The place might be closing. 

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2011, 08:01:27 AM »
24.  Come on, let's go, let's get moving.

I hope they have cider.