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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1250 on: July 08, 2011, 05:39:14 PM »
If you wish to follow the girls and the monsters, it can be done here - off the fully public parts of the forum.

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1251 on: July 09, 2011, 06:16:06 AM »
So, recovering just a little decorum

Lets warp this thread back to something light...

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1252 on: July 09, 2011, 03:09:17 PM »
Blue and green or red and white,

A marshmallow treat, to roast tonight

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1253 on: July 09, 2011, 04:02:04 PM »
Shall we do it by firelight,
or dance around till we hit the ground?

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1254 on: July 09, 2011, 07:22:53 PM »
It matters not for in this realm, rampant silliness goes around,

Strange plots bizarre that make no sense, a penny for your thoughts?

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1255 on: July 09, 2011, 08:43:48 PM »
Seven dwarves seated around the table, served beef and Sauerkrauts

Waiting for Snow White to return from bathing in the brook

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1256 on: July 10, 2011, 12:10:57 AM »
On a precious metal chessboard, one carefully placed rook

The King and Queen in jeopardy, a gleeful voice shouts checkmate!

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1257 on: July 10, 2011, 04:16:21 AM »
The victory party prepares, come, please help me - there are too many balloons to inflate.

Now that that's done would you like a stiff drink, or perhaps just a nice cup of tea?

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1258 on: July 10, 2011, 04:05:06 PM »
A martini please, shaken not stirred, olives not two but three

Confetti, streamers and loud buffoons, a cacophony of folly





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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1259 on: July 10, 2011, 04:07:52 PM »
But if you are a real good girl, for you there is a lolly!

If you are a bad one, I'm afraid it's to the big dark room!

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1260 on: July 10, 2011, 04:19:44 PM »
You think so eh? But what if I banish you with my nice big broom?

Pesky are vampires, stealthy and smart, but none can resist a clever jest


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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1261 on: July 10, 2011, 04:51:56 PM »
But doncha think lots of bite marks make a fangy creature such a pest?

No worries here, I promise you.. for my bites are done with super skills

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1262 on: July 10, 2011, 05:34:15 PM »
Catching a vampyrella, watching her transform, that is sure to induce thrills.

Black wings growing from her shoulder blades, we watch it quite aghast

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1263 on: July 10, 2011, 06:43:18 PM »
Until the crowd sees a little man, hobbling along in a bright orange cast

A dwarf, an elf, just what is he?  With those pointy ears it could go either way!

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1264 on: July 10, 2011, 06:46:04 PM »
By the scent of his inner blood, my guess is he is Fae!

Crafty souls, those magical folk, always plotting this and that!

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1265 on: July 10, 2011, 06:55:11 PM »
With stolen pixie dust, stashed inside his green hat

Fairy glamour weaves a spell, mischief and mayhem his favorite game




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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1266 on: July 10, 2011, 07:09:22 PM »
Eyebrow wiggling, he scans the crowd.. "Can anyone guess my name?"

Teeth like daggers, with an air of danger, the impish creature waits..

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1267 on: July 10, 2011, 07:16:10 PM »
Brave gypsy girl does now step forward, she holds a bowl of dates

"Just one of these will bring such riches, beyond your wildest dreams."

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1268 on: July 10, 2011, 07:52:32 PM »
With a blur he takes both bowl and girl, "Now please, none of those screams!"

Many jumps from rock to rock, he takes her to his cave

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1269 on: July 10, 2011, 08:25:19 PM »
A warning glare and haughty tone, “I entreat you to behave!”

“Now listen up my little friend, you take me back this instant!”


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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1270 on: July 10, 2011, 09:24:40 PM »
Jumping upon her back, he yells, "I might be the size of an infant!"

Yet a nibble he gives upon her ear, "Don't push me to my anger!"

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1271 on: July 10, 2011, 09:32:16 PM »
A stinging bite most unexpected, he falls because she’s stronger

Swatting to and fro she squeals, “Oh you cantankerous little ogre!”

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1272 on: July 10, 2011, 09:40:39 PM »
Under her legs the imp does run, "My name is Angry Mogre!"

"And you, my dear, with the tasty ear.. you are my bride to be!"

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1273 on: July 10, 2011, 09:45:31 PM »
Snatching him up by his velvet coat, she laughs with wicked glee

"And who pray tell will force my hand, you're dangling truly trapped!"

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #1274 on: July 10, 2011, 09:49:40 PM »
Struggle he does yet to no avail, muffled sounds from where he's wrapped

"Would ye be interested, my pretty pet, to know of my mountain of Gold?"