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Author Topic: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread  (Read 36484 times)

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Offline Mithlomwen

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2011, 09:01:18 AM »
25.  Cider I can handle, just so long s it doesn't make me wider.

Are we going to be leaving soon? 

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2011, 09:03:45 AM »
26. Not quite yet, we'll leave at noon.

Do you think you'll pack light?

(Omg, AWESOME thread idea!  :o)

Offline Kaizen

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2011, 09:16:24 AM »
27. Nope, it's only for tonight.

Do you have any gum?

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2011, 09:17:43 AM »
28. Sadly, no, but I do have some rum!

By any chance, do you have something to mix?

Offline RemielTopic starter

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2011, 12:22:04 PM »
29. All I have are these cinnamon sticks.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2011, 12:25:30 PM »
30.) Not quite sure ... oh hey there's your shoe!

Does this mean that I'm being abducted?

Offline RemielTopic starter

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2011, 02:09:09 PM »
31. Consider yourself duly instructed.  ;D

Now, where did I put that ball gag?

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2011, 02:12:08 PM »
32.  I think I saw it in the bag.

Why the hell did I just tell you that?! ><

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2011, 10:00:04 PM »
33.  I could save you with this bat.

I'll hit him right in the head.

Offline RemielTopic starter

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2011, 04:30:29 PM »
34. Don't do it too hard, or I'll be dead!

I guess I could just let her go.

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2011, 08:59:45 PM »
35.  It's so much better to just go with the flow.

I thought we were going to truss her up? 

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2011, 09:15:53 AM »
36. No, not me, I'm just a young pup!

If you don't let me go I'll have a fit!

Offline RemielTopic starter

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2011, 07:41:34 PM »
37.  But I just wanted to suck on your... catcher's mitt.

Uh, oh,  here comes the cops!

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2011, 08:44:01 PM »
38.  Hah!  You'll be in so much trouble when they tell my Pops!

You'd better start running, silly little man!

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2011, 11:56:27 AM »
39. Run run run as fast as you can!

The fuzz is upon you!

Offline Kaizen

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2011, 12:42:29 PM »
40.  Bad boys, Bad boys, whatchya gonna do?

Here, you wanna hit this joint?

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2011, 02:46:29 PM »
41. But I'm already high, so what's the point?

Do chloroform and weed mix well?

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2011, 04:24:53 PM »
42. I am not really sure that I could tell.
Why does this information matter?

Offline RemielTopic starter

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2011, 12:43:52 PM »
43. Ouch! I just walked into a ladder!

Why do they put these things here, anyway?

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2011, 01:19:54 PM »
44.  I'm not really one to say.

Just don't walk under it, it's bad luck!

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2011, 03:01:21 PM »
45. Maybe I should just duck.
Who broke the mirror?

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #46 on: January 14, 2011, 04:03:48 PM »
46.  The herald, he said it was beckoning him to come nearer.

Be careful not to get cut!

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #47 on: January 14, 2011, 05:44:58 PM »
47. You shouldn't if you keep the door shut.

You might lock it just to be safe.

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #48 on: January 14, 2011, 09:55:15 PM »
48.  The herald's squire is a total naif

He spends all his time grooming his horse

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Re: Fezzik's Rhyming Thread
« Reply #49 on: January 15, 2011, 01:17:37 AM »
49. Perhaps he will learn in due course.

It seems we're all experiencing a lot of bad luck.