Fezzik's Rhyming Thread

Started by Remiel, December 24, 2010, 02:42:21 PM

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Starlequin

50.  Must be the weather; it sure does suck.

Perhaps I can act as a good luck charm?
You live for the fight when it's all that you've got.

Cassiopeia

51.  You'd be more lucky without that snake on your arm!

Whatever you do keep it away from me!

Starlequin

52. Oh, don't worry about him; he wouldn't hurt a flea.

It's that spider in your hair I think you should fear!
You live for the fight when it's all that you've got.

Mithlomwen

53.  If you don't get it out, I'll scream loud enough for the neighbors to hear!

Spiders are horrible awful creatures.
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Endorphin

54. With eight hairy legs, amongst other features.

They're small and black and have lots of eyes.
"The imagination is the spur of delights... all depends upon it, it is the mainspring of everything; now, is it not by means of the imagination one knows joy? Is it not of the imagination that the sharpest pleasures arise?" - Marquis de Sade


Mithlomwen

55. Every part about them I despise.

I would much rather have the snake. 
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Cassiopeia

#56
56.  Then you can have it, for goodness sake!

Spiders don't bother me, I'll just let it be.

Ryven

57.  Kill it now!  It could be poisonous, you see!

Hang on a minute.  I'll get the bug spray!

Cassiopeia

58.  Don't spray that in my hair, you could make me go gray!

Just hold you horses, I'll give it a flick.

Mithlomwen

59. Well just make sure it's a flick and not a lick.

There, I think it's out now. 
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Cassiopeia

60.  See that was easy, why did he have such a cow?!

Now what to do, I feel kind of bored.

BeaconOfSpirit

Wouldn't you rather feel adored?

The Princess Bride is such a blast...
All you who live to bring pleasure and to take it, whether it be of the mind, the heart, or the flesh; such do I call my kin.

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Kendra

62. The movie has a wicked cast!

The book is really good as well ...

BeaconOfSpirit

ROUSs ready smell.

Vezzini was a rotten boss...
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Remiel

64. When he said "Inconceivable!" he was at a complete loss.

Andre the Giant has a posse...

BeaconOfSpirit

Despite his size, he isn't bossy. (I ACTUALLY typed that out as "bosse" at first... Damn, I am an idiot sometimes, LOL)

Inigo is a swordsman without peer...
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Endorphin

66. Until he met Westley, who'd made it a career!

It was he who sought princess Buttercup...
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BeaconOfSpirit

But just when things were looking up...

Prince Humperdink, that pompous clown...
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Mithlomwen

68.  He was only after what was under Buttercup's gown.

Indigo Montoya was out to settle a debt. 
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

BeaconOfSpirit

Revenge is sweet; peace better yet.

A fine Dread Pirate he would make...
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Endorphin

70. There’s nothing he would need to forsake.

He would sail the seven seas…
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BeaconOfSpirit

A pirate's life be the life for me!

I wonder if I could join his crew...
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Remiel

72. You could, but in the morning he'd most likely kill you.

How many Dread Pirate Robertses are there?

Cassiopeia

73.  Depends on if you count Inigo, Westley's heir.

When did you last see Miracle Max?

BeaconOfSpirit

Waving bye to our heroes, as they prepared their attack.

It sure was a nice holocaust cloak...
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