If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Phoenixrisen]

It could be an interesting hobby.

If I seemed to be hopeless at it, would you give up on me?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

No, I would have faith in you.

If I eventually did give up on you, would you be upset?

[Phoenixrisen]

Depends on how long it took and how you went about it.

If I had something on my face, would you tell me?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Yes, I am not terribly shy about these things.

If you had something on your cute little ass, and I picked it off in public, would you be embarrassed?

[Skadii]

Depends on what it is! :)



If I came to see you, would you be happy?

[Grainne]

Sure! I bet it would be fun. Fun is always happy.

And, if I we went out to dinner would you want Italian?

[TheLegionary]

To be honest, I used to be a fan of Italian food, but I grew tired of it.

If I invited you to go out, would you join me in a traditional Japanese restaurant?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Yes. I would, wearing a kimono and slippers.

If I went with you... would you order my meal for me?

[Grainne]

For you? Of course I would bunny. 

[blue bunny sparkle]

If I asked your question for you.. would you buy me dessert?

[Auron]

Depends, what do you plan on ordering?

If I were to follow you around, would you call the cops?

[Biman258]

Only if you where walking to close
If I was drinking would you join me?

[Skadii]

Nope...I don't drink!


If I were skinny dipping would you join me?

[Auron]

Perhaps.

If I weren't in the best shape, would you be disgusted?

[Skadii]

Never! I would love you for who you were...not what you looked like!



If I wanted to make love while skinny dipping, would you make love to me?

[Auron]

Well, its better than wanting to make war 

If I were to make bad jokes constantly, would you tell me to stop?

[Captain Maltese]

Yes, and I would be brandishing farming implements to underline my seriousness.

If I went to take the moon from the sky and give you, would you still be there by the time I returned - emptyhanded?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Yes....

If I offered you my empty hands... would you fill them with something?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Of course.

If I filled them with something I shouldn't mention on this PG thread, would you play nicely?

[blue bunny sparkle]

As nice as you've ever seen me...

If I played nice... would you be disappointed?

[TaintedAndDelish]

No, but I would certainly do what I could to incite the devil in you.

If I spanked your bare rear end with a bible, would you confess your sins?

[blue bunny sparkle]

How long do I have... before the burning begins?

If I confessed... would you want to punish me for them?

[TaintedAndDelish]

What kind of daddy would I be if I didn't?

If I forced you to dress like a complete slut to punish your prudish mother, would you get on your knees and take care of me - hence driving a stake through her heart?

[blue bunny sparkle]

If you called me ... good girl... *smiles*

If I dressed like a slut... and made you jealous, cause you wanted to wear what I was wearing?

[Undeniable Sin]

I'd just dress like you so we could be twins.

If I invited you over to a party, only to make you my "party favor" for others, would you stay?