If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[HannibalBarca]

With all the vigor my body contains...

If I was giving personal guitar lessons, would you be my favorite student?

[PrettyxPoisonxApple]

I would be the most devoted and enthused student ever.

If I was sitting on my own would you keep me company?

[Mordred]

.. only if you promised not to make any false accusations about my scent. Which.. by the way.. I have always been told is quite nice.

If I started to slowly fade out of existence.. would you uphold the tradition of concocting endless amounts of blue jello?

[Krohl]

Traditions must be upheld, so I would make sure to continue making blue jello for you.


If I gave you a new car, would you buy me a boat?

[Harley Quinn]

If you'd give me a ride on your new boat, sure.

If I was sad, would you comfort me?

[Krohl]

Of course, I am a proper gentleman. I would cheer you right up.


If I gave you a ride on my boat, would you cook me lunch?

[Harley Quinn]

Of course!

If I cooked you lunch, would you take me out to dinner later?

[Tersius]

Of course!






But if I wanted to cook you dinner at home, would you come?

[Harley Quinn]

Absolutely!

Would you entertain me for the rest of the evening, as well, if I came to dinner?

[Tersius]

Without a doubt, I would entertain you as long as you wanted to stay!






If I entertained you in the evening, would you tease me in the morning?

[Harley Quinn]

Depends on how good dinner is. 

If I wanted to go to the theatre, would you take me?

[Tersius]

Without a doubt!








If I wanted to take you to the top of the tallest building, would you go?

[Harley Quinn]

I'm afraid of heights, so you would have to promise to hold on to me really tight just for me to even consider it.

If I did agree to let you take me to the top of the tallest building, would you make certain I was safe?

[Tersius]

Oh yes, I would do everything in my power to make you feel safe!






If I admitted that I also was afraid of heights, but loved the thrill of being scared silly at the top of the building, would you still go with me?

[Harley Quinn]

That just increased your chances of me agreeing to it, because I, too, love the thrill of being scared.  Usually, anyway.

If I went with you, would you find another way of sending my heart racing that might be equally scary, but ground level?

[Tersius]

Hell yes, I would certainly try!





If I took you to a haunted house, would you walk through it with me?

[Harley Quinn]

Ooooh, I love haunted houses, so I definitely would!

If I walked through the first one with you, would you take me to as many haunted houses as we could find?

[Tersius]

Most definitely!





If I took you to all the haunted houses, would you help me calm down by taking a stroll through the zoo?

[Harley Quinn]

Definitely!

If I took a stroll with you through the zoo, would you take me to a museum afterwards?

[Tersius]

with pleasure!




If I took you on a walk along the beach, would you explore under the boardwalk with me?

[Harley Quinn]

You betcha!

If I wanted to go for a drive at night and then head on over to Starbucks, would you come with me so that we could go have a latte together and talk the rest of the night away?

[Tersius]

I'd be eager to!






If we talked all night over latte's, would you forgive me my awful jokes and dry sarcasm?

[Harley Quinn]

Naturally!

If I beg, would you come on over to our team for a while in BotS? 

[Tersius]

Why of course...... not.





Awww... now I feel bad. Not too bad, but still....




If I said no, would you still play with me?

[Harley Quinn]

No!


Maybe.



Yes. 


If I still play with you, would you consider it, even though you basically told me no?