If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Breathless Intent]

Oooh yeah - I am something of a masquerade aficionado so I'd know where to get the very best masks for us!

If I invited you to join me at a masquerade ball, would you be excited to join me?

[SummerWhispers]

Of course I would hunt on the internet for the very best costumes for us.


If I wore pink would you wear purple?

[Breathless Intent]

Oh I do look good in purple...(red is more my color, but purple is lovely too).

If I wanted to put a feather in my hair, would you think I looked snazzy?

[SummerWhispers]

Yes , especially if we were going to the carnival.

If I found us a couple of guys, would you like it if they kept their masks on during ah....well alone time.

[TaintedAndDelish]

Sure, why not

If took you into my office for your checkup before everyone else, would you thank me?

[Undeniable Sin]

Depends on if your stethoscope was cold.

If you gave me a checkup would you be a professional or naughty Doctor?

[Insanityenviesme]

Oh definitely naughty!

If I were naughty and you figured out, would you tell on me?

[Autumn52]

No

If I left you to take the blame for something I did would you hate me?

[TheLegionary]

No, I would not. I have already done that so many times.  LOL

Do you think that not being afraid of taking the blame for someone else's faults is sadistic?

[Autumn52]

No it is not sadistic. However how will that person learn from their mistakes if they never have to face them?

If I was a tattle tale and told on the other person would you be mad?

[SummerWhispers]

Maybe depends on what they did.

If I helped you compose a love letter, would you help me with a introduction to  meet a new mate?

[Autumn52]

sure why not

If I groped you on a bus would you slap me?

[Captain Maltese]

No, I would rearrange my clothes to allow you better and more discrete access.

If I stole a police car, would you drive the car to escape the following cop vehicles while I let my hands roam all over you?

[Autumn52]

NO, you should be laying down gun fire on the following police cars. We can celebrate properly when we escape.

If I rented a holiday house on a deserted island and had you kidnapped and brought to me for sexual fun would you be mad?

[Captain Maltese]

I think I would react to being kidnapped in such a way that the kidnapping team would be lucky to escape alive, or at least to die without too much unnecessary violence and pain. I like my freedom. So yeah, I would probably be mad until I realized that it was just a stageup for kinky sex, at which point I would make heartfelt apologies to the maimed helpers before forgiving you and getting on with the sex.

If I kidnapped you in turn, would you behave any better?

[Autumn52]

Nope, I can promise you that if I were ever kidnapped I would fight tooth and nail and their would be blood and pestilence, this I promise.

If I apologized for the kidnapping and offered you anything you wanted would that make up for it?

[Undeniable Sin]

Yes, although don't blame me if I used your offer to torture you a little for scaring the crap out of me.

If I went too far, trying to get back at you, would you hate me?

[Insanityenviesme]

depends on your definition of far, I suppose..

If I were inclined towards revenge, would you make things challenging?

[Captain Maltese]

Revenge is good, at least when it is justifiable. Making the kind of revenge than stops the feud permanently is better.

If I gave you a week to redeem yourself before revenge was exacted, how would you use that week?

[Undeniable Sin]

It would depend on the level of revenge being exacted. If my life were in peril, I would spend it wondering how I could have such horrible luck.

If I threw myself on your mercy, and begged for a chance to make restitution, would you grant it?

[Endorphin]

Yes, if you impressed me with acts of 'service'. hehe.

If I offered you restitution, would you take it?

[Undeniable Sin]

Yes, and thank you pitifully for understanding.

If I didn't know how to make it up to you, would you offer an idea?

[SummerWhispers]

Certainly

If I cooked us dinner would you make drinks for us afterwards?

[Captain Maltese]

Sure. I can mix a drink, or would you like a proper glass of wine?

If I suggested a bit of post-dinner dancing, would you prefer swing or tango or waltz?

[TheLegionary]

That is hard. Assuming you were a female (LOL), I would go for swing... I have always envied those who can dance tango. As regards waltz, I think that it is danced only in Austria.

If I invited you to dance, would you let me conduct you?