If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[SummerWhispers]

Not at  all.




If I playfully teased you for hours, would you join in or get annoyed with me.

[Dovel]

Join in. Teasing is exciting.

If read out loud to you during the night, would you get upset?

[Galanthor]

depends on the book, guess i would though

If i offert you candy would you enter my van?

[Tersius]

Ooooh... candy! *Jumps in the van*







If I tried to paint your portrait but messed it up, would you ridicule me?

[Galanthor]

maybe for drawing it in the first place, not for messing up though =P

If i gave you a hug, would you give me a smile in return?

[HannibalBarca]

Smiles are free, and so is brotherly love.

If I corrupted myself, would you risk corrupting yourself to bring me back?

[Captain Maltese]

No, but I could end your misery and restore the honor of the tribe.

If I told you I was going on a walkabout and was perhaps returning by autumn, would you follow?

[SummerWhispers]

Oh no not me.


If I asked you to spend a weekend in trapped in a cabin in the woods with only us and not tv or internet would you join me?

[Skadii]

Only if you promise to keep me entertained the whole time.


If I told you that I knew the secret to life, would you believe me?

[Tersius]

Yes, I would believe you.





If I knocked on the cabin door where you two were entertaining each other all weekend, would you let me in?

[Harley Quinn]

Well, I'd let you in, but then you'd realize you were at the wrong cabin. 

If I let you in and once you realized it wasn't the cabin with the other two, would you stay, anyway?

[Tersius]

Of course I would!








If I stayed in your cabin, would you use body heat to help keep us warm?

[SummerWhispers]

If you convinced me properly...


If I used my body heat, how would you reward me?

[Rolo]

Continuously....


If I had tickets to Jimmy Buffett, would you join me?

[Harley Quinn]

Sure!

If I sang at home afterwards, would you stay and listen, even if I sounded horrible?

[Formless]

Go ahead, my soul was dead before we were home.

If I started sleep walking , would you tell me about it?

[Harley Quinn]

Go ahead, my soul was dead before we were home.

-wonders how that works-

Of course!

If I was having nightmares, would you wake me up?

[Rolo]

Most definately.

If I woke you, would you tell me of the horrors?

[Harley Quinn]

In great detail.    Though that sounds like something Dr. Crane would love to hear about.

If I told you about them, would you comfort me and tell me that they were just dreams?

[TaintedAndDelish]

No, what fun would that be? I'd expand on them and eroticize the hell out of the moment.   



If I promised absolution for your sins... and to keep my mouth shut about them.... all of them, would you stroke me from beneath the altar during Sunday mass?

[CupidCatt]

What would I be doing at the altar assisting in an illicit service, and why would you need to promise to keep your mouth shut when that's what you're meant to be doing? My boggled mind would explode, spraying the confessional in bits of brain and skull. Also, no handjob.


If I offered you the secret to eternal life, would you share it with anybody else?

[Formless]

Yes I would. I don't wanna live alone.

If I can talk to ostritches , would you be jealous?

[Harley Quinn]

Nope!

If I wanted you to dress up like one, would you do it?

[Formless]

Sure!

If I did so. Would you go out with me .... while I am dressed so?

[Harley Quinn]

But of course!

If I asked you to fully play the part in public, would you?