And this totally disappointing World Cup so far will continue today - and if England and Germany won't make it to the next round, I'll...I'll...stay in the bus like a French soccer player. Yes.
Seriously, I hope both teams make it today. Germany, because I'm German, and not making it to the next round is...impossible. It can't happen. It would be like Dr. Dre making a bad song.
And I hope England makes it to the next round too - maybe then against Germany? Penalty shooting ahead - hopefully with Hans J÷rg Butt, our third goalkeeper. He's the one who can shoot penalties himself well. Yes, this just happened - now our goalkeepers also shoot penalties.
Anyways, that's just nonsense because I'm freaking nervous.
Ohhhh and for all soap opera fans:
It's 82 million Germans against Kevin "The asshole player formerly known as Prince" Boateng today. Do it for Ballack, boys! Do it!
Our beloved Kevin-Prince Boateng from Ghana gave an interview to a German newspaper released today. He says that many German playes
him for injuring Ballack, so that they were
of Ballack. He also says that he'll dance nicely for the German colleagues today when Ghana scores a goal.
Hate is such a weak word. Can I say I loathe Kevin-Prince Boateng? I do. I truly do.